Mooters Gazette - Page 2

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 11-06-2004, 01:14 PM

maybe...i ahvent really considered what im going 2 do, but not a bad idea...

Telcontar_Dunedain · 11-06-2004, 01:40 PM

SGH: How many victims have been on the end of her Admin Stick of Wrath?

jerseydevil · 11-06-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telcontar_Dunedain

SGH: How many victims have been on the end of her Admin Stick of Wrath?

Well she's been through I think 11 sticks and this one looks to be pretty bloody. She buries her victims in archives.

**Nurvingiel** · 11-11-2004, 05:49 PM

LOL!

SGH: Will they ever find the bodies...

Telcontar_Dunedain · 11-11-2004, 05:54 PM

JD: When will he run for president!

Janny · 11-14-2004, 05:37 PM

SGH: When is this thread getting closed?

BoP: Does she know the mental imagery she is subjecting upon the British readers?

Exclusive! It's true! sun-star smells! (So there, sis... smelly.)

***Earniel*** · 11-14-2004, 07:03 PM

Judging by the last line, I can guess the next.

Janny: will a new uprise of sibling rivalry send the plastic doll again adrift on the ocean? This time with a great white as company?

BeardofPants · 11-15-2004, 03:35 AM

Nevermind the great white, I'd be more worried about that kraken that's 'eying' him up.

Janny · 11-15-2004, 01:53 PM

What's a kraken?
*is scared*

sun-star · 11-15-2004, 03:32 PM

You should be...

Janny · 11-15-2004, 03:46 PM

Ooo... scary what ya gonna do big sis?
...
Nooooo!!! Not that!!!!

*runs off*

Edit: finds Earniel's sig:
The kraken doesn't have eyes. There has never been anything to look at. But as it billows through the icy waters it picks up the microwave noice of the sea, the sorrowing beeps and whistles of the whalesong.
The kraken is not amused.
The factory ship rocks on the sudden swell.
There is a tiny metal ship above it. The kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for revenge.
Good Omens - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

*runs further*

inked · 11-15-2004, 04:14 PM

Now, now, Janny,
The Kraken may well have eyes as depicted in FOTR by PJ at the attempt to capture Frodo before the gates. Doesn't its having eyes make it all better?

***Earniel*** · 11-15-2004, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

Nevermind the great white, I'd be more worried about that kraken that's 'eying' him up.

Indeed, a great white is a poor match for the kraken...

so we need a new head line:

Janny: Will there be anything recognizable left of Janny when the kraken is finished with him?

sun-star: Environmentalist blame sun-star for feeding plastic to rare sea monster. They say the ocean is already polluted as it is!

Janny · 11-15-2004, 04:21 PM

MWAHA! Thank you.

I can survive being virtually eaten, so long as sunny gets it in the virtual neck from the virtual environmentalist lobby.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 11-15-2004, 04:41 PM

What a spammy little thread. Go to the "Teacup Cafe." Spam is on the menue there.

Closing.

11-06-2004, 01:14 PM	#21
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	maybe...i ahvent really considered what im going 2 do, but not a bad idea... __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

11-06-2004, 01:40 PM	#22
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	SGH: How many victims have been on the end of her Admin Stick of Wrath? __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

11-11-2004, 05:54 PM	#25
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	JD: When will he run for president! __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 Last edited by Telcontar_Dunedain : 11-11-2004 at 06:00 PM.

11-14-2004, 05:37 PM	#26
Janny The Blobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kent, England (Not Oxford! ... yet...) Posts: 1,596	SGH: When is this thread getting closed? BoP: Does she know the mental imagery she is subjecting upon the British readers? Exclusive! It's true! sun-star smells! (So there, sis... smelly.) __________________ Janny's Songs Janny's lyrics and random photographs Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who happen to be walking about. ~ Mercutio... erm, GK Chesterton.

11-14-2004, 07:03 PM	#27
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Judging by the last line, I can guess the next. Janny: will a new uprise of sibling rivalry send the plastic doll again adrift on the ocean? This time with a great white as company? __________________ We are not things.

11-15-2004, 03:35 AM	#28
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Nevermind the great white, I'd be more worried about that kraken that's 'eying' him up. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

11-15-2004, 01:53 PM	#29
Janny The Blobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kent, England (Not Oxford! ... yet...) Posts: 1,596	What's a kraken? is scared __________________ Janny's Songs Janny's lyrics and random photographs Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who happen to be walking about. ~ Mercutio... erm, GK Chesterton.

11-15-2004, 03:32 PM	#30
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	You should be... __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

11-15-2004, 03:46 PM	#31
Janny The Blobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kent, England (Not Oxford! ... yet...) Posts: 1,596	Ooo... scary what ya gonna do big sis? ... Nooooo!!! Not that!!!! runs off Edit: finds Earniel's sig: The kraken doesn't have eyes. There has never been anything to look at. But as it billows through the icy waters it picks up the microwave noice of the sea, the sorrowing beeps and whistles of the whalesong. The kraken is not amused. The factory ship rocks on the sudden swell. There is a tiny metal ship above it. The kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for revenge. Good Omens - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman runs further __________________ Janny's Songs Janny's lyrics and random photographs Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who happen to be walking about. ~ Mercutio... erm, GK Chesterton. Last edited by Janny : 11-15-2004 at 03:50 PM.

11-15-2004, 04:14 PM	#32
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Now, now, Janny, The Kraken may well have eyes as depicted in FOTR by PJ at the attempt to capture Frodo before the gates. Doesn't its having eyes make it all better? __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

11-15-2004, 04:21 PM	#34
Janny The Blobbit Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kent, England (Not Oxford! ... yet...) Posts: 1,596	MWAHA! Thank you. I can survive being virtually eaten, so long as sunny gets it in the virtual neck from the virtual environmentalist lobby. __________________ Janny's Songs Janny's lyrics and random photographs Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who happen to be walking about. ~ Mercutio... erm, GK Chesterton.

11-15-2004, 04:41 PM	#35
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	What a spammy little thread. Go to the "Teacup Cafe." Spam is on the menue there. Closing. __________________ "Whither go you?" she said. "North away." he said: "to the swords, and the siege, and the walls of defence - that yet for a while in Beleriand rivers may run clean, leaves spring, and birds build their nests, ere Night comes." AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

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