02-20-2007, 05:59 PM | #21 |
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Cause he's a fairy himself!
Question: Why doesn't Shadowfax wear a saddle? Fair question, I mean, it can't be comfy to have a boney wizard's butt on ya!
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02-20-2007, 10:23 PM | #22 |
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Because it messes with his beauty aura.
Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin?
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02-21-2007, 09:04 AM | #23 |
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Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin?
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02-21-2007, 04:16 PM | #24 | |
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Because they didn't want to be on the wrong side of those statues
Why did the Nazgul wear black?
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02-22-2007, 09:58 PM | #25 |
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Because they dug Johnny Cash!
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02-22-2007, 10:49 PM | #26 |
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He used them instead of an Erector Set to make buildings.
Why did Aragorn carry around a sword?
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02-23-2007, 03:43 PM | #27 |
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Because he didn't like maces.
Why did Gandalf change from grey to white? (psst, sane! awesome response there! )
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02-23-2007, 03:45 PM | #28 |
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Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life.
Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?
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02-23-2007, 04:18 PM | #29 |
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Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life.
Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?
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02-23-2007, 04:24 PM | #30 |
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Umm...no comment...
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02-23-2007, 04:31 PM | #31 |
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Well sorry...the first time I posted, the browser wouldn't update the status of the posts-it still showed yours. So I had to re-post.
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03-16-2007, 10:41 AM | #33 |
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He likes to get the morning paper in the nude.
Why doesn't Saruman shave his beard?
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Why did Bilbo become an author?
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03-20-2007, 12:07 PM | #35 |
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He didn't. He had a ghostwriter.
Why did Gollum go around barefoot?
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03-20-2007, 01:18 PM | #36 |
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Because all the orc could seem him when he wore his L.A. Lights. Remember those?
What does Eowyn really see in Aragorn?
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03-20-2007, 02:27 PM | #37 |
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A hernia.
Why did Haldir have to die? ()
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He knew to much *shifty*
Why did Gandalf wear a hat and Saruman not?
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03-21-2007, 02:01 PM | #39 |
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Because Saruman was a Jedi, and they wear hoods.
How was Helm's Deep saved?
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