The Defense Force: for those AGAINST World Conquest (the good guys) - Page 2

Silverstripe · 11-13-2002, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Treebeard's apprentice
Run? Seriously now, how can anyone ever hope to possibly outrun cholesterol? Maybe Superman could, but he probably has more important things to fight for.

(For reference, see Batman vs. Superfreak in Entertainment forum)

Superman does not have to outrun cholesterol. He eats Total.

Silverstripe · 11-17-2002, 11:01 AM

From the Journal of A.H.

Hav ben wrkin with other scientista to discovwr a cure for typitis. Habe gotrem infectes msaielf. Seng ig the fasxnatrnh createers we found in Africa have anuthrng to d witj this.

One of our top scientists is infected! Oh no! But, ah, let's not panic. *clears throat Okay, NOW we can panic! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Or we could just keep working on an antidote...

gandalffan2525 · 11-20-2002, 04:46 PM

according to my calculations mix: 2 cherrys
3 buckets of ice cream
and 1 submarine full of the slime off a balrog

now all we need is some one to try it *glances around*some one with typitis *hmmm*

Silverstripe · 11-20-2002, 04:54 PM

Shall I suggest jerseydevil, the self-proclaimed traitor of The Defense Force? Of course, we might need to infect jerseydevil with typitis first. Or we could just lie in wait for the first person that happens to make a spelling error, and when they do... we SNATCH them! MUAHAHAHA! Oh, wait. I forgot. We can't do that. We're the good guys. Well, I guess we just "volunteer" jerseydevil then.

gandalffan2525 · 11-20-2002, 07:01 PM

fine with me, get ready, ready, and...pounce!
thats the way!
lets see HOW TO TRACK A JERZY DEVIL FOR COMPLEAT DUM-DUMS says: the jerzydevil is one of the most difficult creatures to track, first:lay a trap

MasterMothra · 11-20-2002, 08:14 PM

" Now you see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb."- dark helmut from spaceballs

Silverstripe · 11-21-2002, 11:34 AM

The Forces of Good are really stupid. Fortunately for them, the Forces of Evil are even dumber.

gandalffan2525 · 11-22-2002, 02:36 PM

then where do we get the term "evil genius"?

Silverstripe · 11-22-2002, 03:30 PM

It's one o' them oxymorons.

gandalffan2525 · 11-22-2002, 04:27 PM

im one 'o them morons

heeheehee!

Silverstripe · 11-22-2002, 04:33 PM

Jerseydevil hasn't been lured back here yet.

We could just surf around, "lurking," waiting for someone to make a spelling error -- then force them to drink the Typitis Potion! Ha! *clears throat* I mean ... not that we would actually do anything so ... evil.

jerseydevil · 11-22-2002, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
fine with me, get ready, ready, and...pounce!
thats the way!
lets see HOW TO TRACK A JERZY DEVIL FOR COMPLEAT DUM-DUMS says: the jerzydevil is one of the most difficult creatures to track, first:lay a trap

You will never catch me.

You would have to be one of the 30% of people that know where New Jersey is. Then you'd have to find the pine barrens. Go into the pine barrens. I don't really think you'd be up for all that.

Plus you'd never come out of the Pine Barrens ALIVE.

But you might as well join the club - there is already a group looking for me - Devil Hunters

Now - If I can deal with them - I think I can deal with you guys.

gandalffan2525 · 11-22-2002, 04:40 PM

we can catch you 'cause we know your seacreat(sp)(i dont have typitis, i just cant spell

) YOU ARE FREDDIE!

jerseydevil · 11-22-2002, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
we can catch you 'cause we know your seacreat(sp)(i dont have typitis, i just cant spell ) YOU ARE FREDDIE!

Sure you don't have typitis - that's what they all say. Denial is always the first stage of dealing with this deadly and debilitating disease.

I really hope that cure works for you. Soon you won't be able to type at all.

But Freddie - who? That is the question. And why am I Freddie?

That's the second question.

gandalffan2525 · 11-22-2002, 04:58 PM

your title says "I am Freddie"

i could never spell
so your saying that ive had typitis for all my life?
NOT! 'sides I have the cure and Im not going to give it to my self so there!

jerseydevil · 11-22-2002, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
your title says "I am Freddie"

But why does my title say "I am Freddie"?

gandalffan2525 · 11-22-2002, 05:17 PM

because you are!
"that was easy, ask me another"

jerseydevil · 11-22-2002, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gandalffan2525
because you are!
"that was easy, ask me another"

You obviously don't know. I guess you'll just have to search through the Entmoot general messages for the answer.

Silverstripe · 11-22-2002, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
But why does my title say "I am Freddie"?

Because you requested for it to say that.

jerseydevil · 11-22-2002, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silverstripe
Because you requested for it to say that.

Actually I didn't request it. It was bestowed on me. You will find the answer in general messages though.

I feel the desire to raise another army.

11-20-2002, 04:46 PM	#23
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	according to my calculations mix: 2 cherrys 3 buckets of ice cream and 1 submarine full of the slime off a balrog now all we need is some one to try it glances aroundsome one with typitis hmmm __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-20-2002, 07:01 PM	#25
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	fine with me, get ready, ready, and...pounce! thats the way! lets see HOW TO TRACK A JERZY DEVIL FOR COMPLEAT DUM-DUMS says: the jerzydevil is one of the most difficult creatures to track, first:lay a trap __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-20-2002, 08:14 PM	#26
MasterMothra Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: utumno and angband Posts: 241	" Now you see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb."- dark helmut from spaceballs __________________ "........and his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedom, and he shall make you stronger than they."- sauron talking to ar pharazon.

11-22-2002, 02:36 PM	#28
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	then where do we get the term "evil genius"? __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-22-2002, 04:27 PM	#30
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	im one 'o them morons heeheehee! __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-17-2002, 11:01 AM	#22
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	From the Journal of A.H. Hav ben wrkin with other scientista to discovwr a cure for typitis. Habe gotrem infectes msaielf. Seng ig the fasxnatrnh createers we found in Africa have anuthrng to d witj this. *One of our top scientists is infected! Oh no! But, ah, let's not panic. clears throat Okay, NOW we can panic! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Or we could just keep working on an antidote...**

11-20-2002, 04:54 PM	#24
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Shall I suggest jerseydevil, the self-proclaimed traitor of The Defense Force? Of course, we might need to infect jerseydevil with typitis first. Or we could just lie in wait for the first person that happens to make a spelling error, and when they do... we SNATCH them! MUAHAHAHA! Oh, wait. I forgot. We can't do that. We're the good guys. Well, I guess we just "volunteer" jerseydevil then.

11-21-2002, 11:34 AM	#27
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	The Forces of Good are really stupid. Fortunately for them, the Forces of Evil are even dumber.

11-22-2002, 03:30 PM	#29
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	It's one o' them oxymorons.

11-22-2002, 04:33 PM	#31
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Jerseydevil hasn't been lured back here yet. We could just surf around, "lurking," waiting for someone to make a spelling error -- then force them to drink the Typitis Potion! Ha! clears throat I mean ... not that we would actually do anything so ... evil.

11-22-2002, 04:40 PM	#33
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	we can catch you 'cause we know your seacreat(sp)(i dont have typitis, i just cant spell ) YOU ARE FREDDIE! __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-22-2002, 04:58 PM	#35
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	your title says "I am Freddie" i could never spell so your saying that ive had typitis for all my life? NOT! 'sides I have the cure and Im not going to give it to my self so there! __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

11-22-2002, 05:17 PM	#37
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	because you are! "that was easy, ask me another" __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

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