You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . . - Page 2

Elenka · 10-17-2002, 03:33 PM

~You move to a different state every year to try your social success there.

katya · 10-17-2002, 03:54 PM

~you know that within half a minute of walking there are people from your class working on the class homecoming float and you chose not to go because you'd rather be on entmoot

~you do go, just to make your calendar have something on it

Elenka · 10-21-2002, 03:35 PM

~A teacher has never called you by name in your life. Every time they see you, its like thats the first time they've ever seen you, and then they ask if your name is on the seating chart
~Your name, of course, is not on the seating chart, becasue everytime they make those stupid things you are mysteriously overlooked

Aeryn · 10-21-2002, 09:27 PM

1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it.

2. All the numbers in your little black book start with "1-900."

3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Origami Club.

4. You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep.

5. Fantasizing out loud before falling asleep is your idea of "pillow talk."

6. Your personal ad reads: "Seeking Anybody."

7. Next to your name in the phone directory, the phone number is replaced with the phrase "Who cares?"

8. You look forward to the dinner time calls from telemarketers.

9. The last time you were invited to a party, you were grooving to the lyric, "Put your right foot in, take your right foot out."

10. You spent last summer following around the 2000 Bible Belt Trekkie Convention Tour.

Lady Vixen · 10-22-2002, 07:02 PM

lmao, funny

Elenka · 10-24-2002, 03:20 PM

When was the last time Laurelyn was on the Moot?

***Earniel*** · 10-24-2002, 03:36 PM

Today. You can check people's last posts in their profile.

Quote:

You have to look up the term Social in the dictionary.

Neh neh neh. Good one.

Laurelyn · 10-25-2002, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elenka
When was the last time Laurelyn was on the Moot?

*winces*
When people don't notice you're online.

Hey 'lenka. What's up?

Khadrane · 10-25-2002, 05:57 PM

~When your response to this list is "What's a social life?"

***Earniel*** · 10-25-2002, 06:00 PM

Followed closely by the question "Do I need one?"

Blackboar · 01-22-2003, 03:17 PM

~When random people come up to you and say"Will you shut up talking to yourself"
~You spend a night trying to work out what words rhyme with social.
~You dress your pet fish up i clothes and pretend she/he is your friend!

FrodoFriend · 01-22-2003, 05:25 PM

You try to use a pencil to brush your teeth because you've forgotten its real purpose.

You got an AOL CD in the mail and built a shrine around it in gratitude.

When someone says 'mail' you think in terms of gender.

Evenstar1400 · 01-22-2003, 05:28 PM

~When you've read the dictionary 1 or more times
~When your mom forgets to pick you up from CCD (religious ed)
~When you stick your hand in a parana tank and it doesn't get bitten off
~When your family/friends spell your name wrong
~When YOU spell your name wrong
~When the bus driver doesn't stop at your house
~When you have a tea party with your stuffed animals cause your friends are "busy"
~When your answering machine is filled with messages.... of people laughing at you
~When you try to make conversation with salespeople
~When theres a note to your cleaning lady that the rest of your family has moved to another country (and doesnt specify which one)

katya · 01-22-2003, 09:07 PM

* You lost your daily planner a month ago but never noticed; you never needed to use it.

* Ever since you got a separate phone line, you have your mom or little brother call you. No one else does, but you actually find the sound of the ring more interesting than your past week.

Ok i think i must come back here later and give my social life a chance to droop down again. I am actually pretty busy now.

Guardian_of_the_Forest · 02-04-2003, 11:17 PM

when you get in trouble for talking because you are so lonely and you are made to face the wall, you start talking to the wall. (actually, I really know someone who did that. they also started singing to the wall.)

Elvellyn · 02-04-2003, 11:52 PM

~youre still waiting for birthday mail seven months after your birthday
~You are known at school as"hey kid move"
~You actually talk to the telemarketers

Fred Baggins · 02-05-2003, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by galadriel88
~When people sit on you.
~When your teachers forget your name.
~When you put in a movie, pause it and have a conversation with the character.
~When you resort to creating an invisible friend.

Ahem! Look, just because you ppl can't see the hobbit that always stands over there, DOESN'T mean he doesn't exist!

And have you ever tried having a conversation with the character in a movie?

All right, my ideas...

`You start acting like me. ("No precious, they musn't take pretty ring from us. Just because it is cheap Precious, just because we gots it off a bookmark doesn't mean they should take it from us. It was our Birthday Present..." *you see FB wearing straight jacket with neaklace around neak and cheap Ring on it, biting anyone nearby*)

`You walk up to the person you had this LONG debate about who's cuter(Legolas/Aragorn), and they glare at you, and timidly back away, wondering who you are.

`You write to yourself, just to see wether or not you will reply

`You write to WETA workshops, with some good complements and questions, and they never reply.

ok, I know they stink, but you can't say I didn't try!

Gwaimir Windgem · 02-05-2003, 02:16 AM

LOL, I loved evenstar's pirahna one!

Sween · 02-05-2003, 10:24 AM

All your mates start seeking counceling for there drinking problems

10-17-2002, 03:33 PM	#21
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	~You move to a different state every year to try your social success there. __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

10-21-2002, 03:35 PM	#23
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	~A teacher has never called you by name in your life. Every time they see you, its like thats the first time they've ever seen you, and then they ask if your name is on the seating chart ~Your name, of course, is not on the seating chart, becasue everytime they make those stupid things you are mysteriously overlooked __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

10-21-2002, 09:27 PM	#24
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	You know your social life is drooping when 1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it. 2. All the numbers in your little black book start with "1-900." 3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Origami Club. 4. You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep. 5. Fantasizing out loud before falling asleep is your idea of "pillow talk." 6. Your personal ad reads: "Seeking Anybody." 7. Next to your name in the phone directory, the phone number is replaced with the phrase "Who cares?" 8. You look forward to the dinner time calls from telemarketers. 9. The last time you were invited to a party, you were grooving to the lyric, "Put your right foot in, take your right foot out." 10. You spent last summer following around the 2000 Bible Belt Trekkie Convention Tour. __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-22-2002, 07:02 PM	#25
Lady Vixen Sapling Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hell Posts: 8	lmao, funny __________________ My sad companions on the beach I found Their wistful eyes in floods of sorrow drowned - Homer -Despite his titles power and pelf the wretch concentered all in self living shall forfeit fair renown and doubly dying shall go down to the vile dust from whence he sprung unwept unhonored and unsung. - Scott

10-24-2002, 03:20 PM	#26
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	When was the last time Laurelyn was on the Moot? __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

10-17-2002, 03:54 PM	#22
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	~you know that within half a minute of walking there are people from your class working on the class homecoming float and you chose not to go because you'd rather be on entmoot ~you do go, just to make your calendar have something on it

10-25-2002, 05:57 PM	#29
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	~When your response to this list is "What's a social life?" __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

10-25-2002, 06:00 PM	#30
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Followed closely by the question "Do I need one?" __________________ We are not things.

01-22-2003, 03:17 PM	#31
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	~When random people come up to you and say"Will you shut up talking to yourself" ~You spend a night trying to work out what words rhyme with social. ~You dress your pet fish up i clothes and pretend she/he is your friend!

01-22-2003, 05:25 PM	#32
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	You try to use a pencil to brush your teeth because you've forgotten its real purpose. You got an AOL CD in the mail and built a shrine around it in gratitude. When someone says 'mail' you think in terms of gender. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-22-2003, 05:28 PM	#33
Evenstar1400 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the inner depths of my lair. Posts: 421	~When you've read the dictionary 1 or more times ~When your mom forgets to pick you up from CCD (religious ed) ~When you stick your hand in a parana tank and it doesn't get bitten off ~When your family/friends spell your name wrong ~When YOU spell your name wrong ~When the bus driver doesn't stop at your house ~When you have a tea party with your stuffed animals cause your friends are "busy" ~When your answering machine is filled with messages.... of people laughing at you ~When you try to make conversation with salespeople ~When theres a note to your cleaning lady that the rest of your family has moved to another country (and doesnt specify which one) __________________ Treebeard: Hmm, you look like hobbits, smell like hobbits, feel like hobbits and sound like hobbits. You must be orcs!

01-22-2003, 09:07 PM	#34
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	* You lost your daily planner a month ago but never noticed; you never needed to use it. * Ever since you got a separate phone line, you have your mom or little brother call you. No one else does, but you actually find the sound of the ring more interesting than your past week. Ok i think i must come back here later and give my social life a chance to droop down again. I am actually pretty busy now.

02-04-2003, 11:17 PM	#35
Guardian_of_the_Forest Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A Forgotten Forest Posts: 50	when you get in trouble for talking because you are so lonely and you are made to face the wall, you start talking to the wall. (actually, I really know someone who did that. they also started singing to the wall.) __________________ ~Jennie ~Lossenhyandowen ~Guardian of the Forest

02-04-2003, 11:52 PM	#36
Elvellyn The Redneck Elf Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In a house Posts: 539	~youre still waiting for birthday mail seven months after your birthday ~You are known at school as"hey kid move" ~You actually talk to the telemarketers __________________ Oliphants make great pets.

02-05-2003, 02:16 AM	#38
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	LOL, I loved evenstar's pirahna one! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

02-05-2003, 10:24 AM	#39
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	All your mates start seeking counceling for there drinking problems __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

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