What would you do if......? - Page 2

galadriel88 · 04-19-2002, 10:46 PM

LOL

I think once I'd figured out where I was, I 'd go to the Shire and hang out with the hobbits. Then go to Rivendell, do some ME exploring with a couple of elven buddies, hang out in Lothlorien for a while, decide which place I liked best and live there till i figured out how to get back home.

Blackheart · 04-20-2002, 12:47 AM

Oooh- sandcastles are easy to loot!

And pillage....

BeardofPants · 04-20-2002, 01:25 AM

Also, if I arrived in ME, I would make damned sure that no orcs trampled my sandcastles.

Blackheart · 04-20-2002, 01:35 AM

Before or after I pour sand in your bathing suit?

BeardofPants · 04-20-2002, 01:38 AM

Must not comment... must not comment....

*Glares at Blackheart*

If... I were to suddenly get deposited in ME, I would not wear a bathing suit so that peeps could put sand down it.

I would wear full war regalia, and make sandcastles. And I'd use my spade to beat off any sandcastle destroying sand pouring mean poopies.

Blackheart · 04-20-2002, 01:43 AM

*eyes the beautiful maiden in full armor and box crested helmet roasting on the beach making sandcastles and falls down laughing in an apoplexy*

*Recovers his wits sufficiently to set out a bottle of marmite laced lemonade, and hides in a dark cave nearby*

***Earniel*** · 04-20-2002, 04:09 AM

Then the red bucket it shall be. I'll try and take some cement with me too. *mental picture of an orc trying in vain to pillage my concrete sandcastle* Bwahahahah!

I wouldn't recommend trying to pour sand into whatever I'm wearing, unless you want to feel a couple or nice cold, and wet frogs into YOUR armour!

Imladris · 04-20-2002, 03:07 PM

I would... eh... eh... WAKE UP!!!

Elf Girl · 04-20-2002, 05:08 PM

Lorien.

Blackheart · 04-20-2002, 11:51 PM

Orcs aren't daft enough to wear armor to the beach. We wear thongs!

Behold the power of my thong! it turns away all who would gaze upon my majesty!

Sigh, If I had to pick a place to plunder, it would be Dorwinnion. They have the best wine I hear.

Elf Girl · 04-21-2002, 06:53 AM

You people are all insane. Can I build sandcastles too?

galadriel88 · 04-21-2002, 04:36 PM

Surely you don't mean ME, Elf Girl! I mean, look at my post:

Quote:

I think once I'd figured out where I was, I 'd go to the Shire and hang out with the hobbits. Then go to Rivendell, do some ME exploring with a couple of elven buddies, hang out in Lothlorien for a while, decide which place I liked best and live there till i figured out how to get back home.

Does that sound insane to you???

Elf Girl · 04-21-2002, 04:41 PM

Everyone on Entmoot is insane. I'd go to Lorien because it would be fairly peaceful, but it was attacked 3 times, so I'd have excitement. (I'd rather build sandcastles, though. Baffle the Elves leaving ME...)

Wulažg · 04-21-2002, 04:44 PM

I thought that being on Entmoot alone made everybody here insane. Sandcastles are nice, but only if I don't have to see Blackheart in a thong

*shudder*

I think that would wake me up really fast...I hope

***Earniel*** · 04-21-2002, 04:55 PM

Heehee, I can just imagine the elves going west and at the Grey havens seeing the three of us making sandcastles! *very weird mental picture*

BeardofPants · 04-21-2002, 05:07 PM

Oh, I've got pictures in my head!!

Me and Earniel in full armour, building sandcastles, Elf Girl contemplatingl wearing a bathing suit, Mr. Orc dancing around in a thong!

And the elves joining in, because, let's face it, building sandcastles is waaaaaay more fun than going west. I mean, really!?

Elf Girl · 04-21-2002, 05:19 PM

But we never know if they have better sand in Valinor...

Michelle The Fair · 04-21-2002, 09:56 PM

After I found out where I was I would headto the Shire, to see Pippin.

Blackheart · 04-21-2002, 10:12 PM

BAh- the sand in Valinor has all these shiny gems and diamond dust in it- bad for sandcastle building.

Andúril · 04-22-2002, 02:37 AM

*Digs the giant moat around sand castles*

"Mwahahahahah!" I laugh, eerily. "Hey? Nevermind..."

*Throws sand at Blackheart*

"Thou shalt not eye beautiful maiden!"

*Eyes beautiful maiden*

04-19-2002, 10:46 PM	#21
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	LOL I think once I'd figured out where I was, I 'd go to the Shire and hang out with the hobbits. Then go to Rivendell, do some ME exploring with a couple of elven buddies, hang out in Lothlorien for a while, decide which place I liked best and live there till i figured out how to get back home. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-20-2002, 12:47 AM	#22
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Oooh- sandcastles are easy to loot! And pillage.... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-20-2002, 01:25 AM	#23
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Also, if I arrived in ME, I would make damned sure that no orcs trampled my sandcastles. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-20-2002, 01:35 AM	#24
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Before or after I pour sand in your bathing suit? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-20-2002, 01:38 AM	#25
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Must not comment... must not comment.... Glares at Blackheart If... I were to suddenly get deposited in ME, I would not wear a bathing suit so that peeps could put sand down it. I would wear full war regalia, and make sandcastles. And I'd use my spade to beat off any sandcastle destroying sand pouring mean poopies. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-20-2002, 01:43 AM	#26
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	eyes the beautiful maiden in full armor and box crested helmet roasting* on the beach making sandcastles and falls down laughing in an apoplexy* Recovers his wits sufficiently to set out a bottle of marmite laced lemonade, and hides in a dark cave nearby __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... Last edited by Blackheart : 04-20-2002 at 02:00 AM.

04-20-2002, 04:09 AM	#27
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Then the red bucket it shall be. I'll try and take some cement with me too. mental picture of an orc trying in vain to pillage my concrete sandcastle Bwahahahah! I wouldn't recommend trying to pour sand into whatever I'm wearing, unless you want to feel a couple or nice cold, and wet frogs into YOUR armour! __________________ We are not things.

04-20-2002, 03:07 PM	#28
Imladris Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 146	I would... eh... eh... WAKE UP!!! __________________ "A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent."

04-20-2002, 05:08 PM	#29
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Lorien. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-20-2002, 11:51 PM	#30
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Orcs aren't daft enough to wear armor to the beach. We wear thongs! Behold the power of my thong! it turns away all who would gaze upon my majesty! Sigh, If I had to pick a place to plunder, it would be Dorwinnion. They have the best wine I hear. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-21-2002, 06:53 AM	#31
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	You people are all insane. Can I build sandcastles too? __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-21-2002, 04:41 PM	#33
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Everyone on Entmoot is insane. I'd go to Lorien because it would be fairly peaceful, but it was attacked 3 times, so I'd have excitement. (I'd rather build sandcastles, though. Baffle the Elves leaving ME...) __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-21-2002, 04:44 PM	#34
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I thought that being on Entmoot alone made everybody here insane. Sandcastles are nice, but only if I don't have to see Blackheart in a thong shudder I think that would wake me up really fast...I hope

04-21-2002, 04:55 PM	#35
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Heehee, I can just imagine the elves going west and at the Grey havens seeing the three of us making sandcastles! very weird mental picture __________________ We are not things.

04-21-2002, 05:07 PM	#36
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Oh, I've got pictures in my head!! Me and Earniel in full armour, building sandcastles, Elf Girl contemplatingl wearing a bathing suit, Mr. Orc dancing around in a thong! And the elves joining in, because, let's face it, building sandcastles is waaaaaay more fun than going west. I mean, really!? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-21-2002, 05:19 PM	#37
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	But we never know if they have better sand in Valinor... __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-21-2002, 09:56 PM	#38
Michelle The Fair Enting Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chithaeglir (Misty Mountains) Posts: 86	After I found out where I was I would headto the Shire, to see Pippin. __________________ "And so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. Gandalf the Grey "PIPPIN LIVES in MY HEART!!!!!!!'

04-21-2002, 10:12 PM	#39
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	BAh- the sand in Valinor has all these shiny gems and diamond dust in it- bad for sandcastle building. __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-22-2002, 02:37 AM	#40
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Digs the giant moat around sand castles "Mwahahahahah!" I laugh, eerily. "Hey? Nevermind..." Throws sand at Blackheart "Thou shalt not eye beautiful maiden!" Eyes beautiful maiden Last edited by Andúril : 04-22-2002 at 02:58 AM.