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How Sauron Got his Ring Back
Kind of like "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" and I'd describe it more if I'd acctually seen the movie...I just liked how the tittle sounded.
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09-06-2005, 08:34 PM | #24 |
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The Battle for Halo-Earth, coming to an Xbox near you!
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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12-06-2005, 08:58 AM | #29 | |
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I've got a new one: "Lord of the PO-TA-TOs"
(All the guys are PO-TA-TOs)
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12-06-2005, 09:20 AM | #31 | |
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Like puppets, all the people in the movie are PO-TA-TOs on sticks.
P.S. 90 seconds...90 seconds...90 seconds...
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Why have I never seen this topic before?
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I've got another idea! A lotr filled with product placements (aka. they'd use arrows from a particular companey and the same with most every thing)
This thread can be just as funny as some of the bigger threads, but it's a lot harder to think up ideas. ... I've got another idea! "Sgnir eht fo Drol" Everybody says everthing backwards! Includeing names! (It's amazeing that so meny things in lotr when spelled backward look like viking names)
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Or Aragorn's armor could be covered in Nascar-like logos. OR....the dreaded NIKE Swoosh
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