There's a new guy in town! - Page 2

BeardofPants · 04-05-2002, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by Twilight
Feeling childish today? Khadrane is right if anybody cares. Jesus loves you.

No, he doesn't.

Twilight · 04-05-2002, 10:03 PM

Arguing against being loved. Did you ahve a rough childhood or something?

BeardofPants · 04-05-2002, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Twilight
Arguing against being loved. Did you ahve a rough childhood or something?

... You could say that....

*suppresses CHILDHOOD TRAUMA*

Darth Tater · 04-05-2002, 10:31 PM

I wrote a very good comeback to emplynx's forced religion (if we don't want Jesus to love us don't tell us he does anyway damnit! Do you want me telling you buddha and Allah love you?) but it was far too extreme for entmoot so I IMed it to him. I don't think he liked it

Renille · 04-05-2002, 10:35 PM

Welcome Finrod, we're not like this ALL the time. I promise!*coughmostofthetimecough*

(Lots of virtual welcomes for Finrod!)

emplynx · 04-05-2002, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Darth Tater
I wrote a very good comeback to emplynx's forced religion (if we don't want Jesus to love us don't tell us he does anyway damnit! Do you want me telling you buddha and Allah love you?) but it was far too extreme for entmoot so I IMed it to him. I don't think he liked it

You could tell me that Buddha and Allah love me, I would probably get a kick out of it, but it wouldn't offend me. (You could even tell me that your god, Random Chance (Creator of the World), loves me is you want.) That IM wasn't very good logic at all DT, I didn't like the presentation very much... You need to work on it some. Maybe Entmoot needs a password protected board for us Christians to yell at the atheists (while ignoring thier arguments) and visa versa...

Darth Tater · 04-05-2002, 10:52 PM

Or you could start your own board "Religious Extremists Who Ignore Logic And Everyone Elses Views" aka "Americans"

BeardofPants · 04-05-2002, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by emplynx

You could tell me that Buddha and Allah love me, I would probably get a kick out of it, but it wouldn't offend me. (You could even tell me that your god, Random Chance (Creator of the World), loves me is you want.) That IM wasn't very good logic at all DT, I didn't like the presentation very much... You need to work on it some. Maybe Entmoot needs a password protected board for us Christians to yell at the atheists (while ignoring thier arguments) and visa versa...

How many times have I told you, emplynx, Evolution is NOT random!! Gah! And your arguments are FAR from logical, so

And keep your filthy jesus loving to yourself

emplynx · 04-05-2002, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
And keep your filthy jesus loving to yourself

I will try, but he wants to share his Beard of Pants loving with you.

(I just said Beard-of-Pants-loving, that is a that is funny. [I don't have any idea why though])

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 11:00 PM

Jesus doesn't love Halfwits. We have our own goddess.

And if a Halfwit faithfully follows the Three Pillars of Halfwitism and keeps her Halfwit Resolutions and carries out the Halfwit Hitlist and lives a truly half-witted life, then when she dies she goes to a wonderful, maaaaaaagical place called Laurenlindonannamamahoochiemama, where all her fantasies and obsessions come true!

Seriously though - I'm flattered you think Jesus would love even me, but it seems rather ridiculous from my point of view.

Darth Tater · 04-05-2002, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Seriously though - I'm flattered you think Jesus would love even me, but it seems rather ridiculous from my point of view.

Such is truth.

emplynx · 04-05-2002, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by FrodoFriend
where all her fantasies and obsessions come true!

So you would be hanging out all day with your own personalized copy of elijah wood? Sick.

FrodoFriend · 04-05-2002, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by emplynx

So you would be hanging out all day with your own personalized copy of elijah wood? Sick.

<-------- See screen name.

FRODO!!

BeardofPants · 04-05-2002, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by emplynx

So you would be hanging out all day with your own personalized copy of elijah wood? Sick.

Oh that's right, you'd much rather go off and kill a few thousand people in the name of Jesus Christ....

LuthienTinuviel · 04-06-2002, 12:01 AM

wow they bite then you bite right back even harder, eh, beard of pants?

speaking of biting:
if people were cannibals would little kids be like veal? or legs be drumstcks, how about arms as wings? ?? hmm

makes ya think.

think either of a toilet and vomiting into it, or thinking of very gruesome things that you will go to hell for.

no just kidding, i don't carewhat you think.

but i love you anyways

*twitch

BeardofPants · 04-06-2002, 12:25 AM

*CHOMP! CHOMP!*

Oh, and did I mention, *CHOMP!*?

ps Have you been raiding the pot stash again? Between cannibalism (yech), stream of consciousness, and loving me?!

Menelvagor · 04-06-2002, 12:40 AM

Darth Tater · 04-06-2002, 10:36 AM

Mmm, cannibalism! *sucks teeth*

Arathorn · 04-06-2002, 11:15 AM

How is it? Teeth are where I draw the line when I eat. (I know I need calcium and all, but I get that from milk.)

emplynx · 04-06-2002, 11:22 AM

I have this demented theory on how cannibalism would end all the problems in the world execept for one (cannibalism), but I won't bring it up. It turns out that Jonathan Swift had a very similar, more mathamatical, idea in his satirical (or was it) essay "A Modest Proposal".
PS that idea goes along well with the idea that homeless should be imployed finding landmines in Africa, but I certainly won't bring that up.

04-05-2002, 10:03 PM	#22
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	Arguing against being loved. Did you ahve a rough childhood or something? __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

04-05-2002, 10:31 PM	#24
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	I wrote a very good comeback to emplynx's forced religion (if we don't want Jesus to love us don't tell us he does anyway damnit! Do you want me telling you buddha and Allah love you?) but it was far too extreme for entmoot so I IMed it to him. I don't think he liked it __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-05-2002, 10:35 PM	#25
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Welcome Finrod, we're not like this ALL the time. I promise!coughmostofthetimecough (Lots of virtual welcomes for Finrod!) __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

04-05-2002, 10:52 PM	#27
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Or you could start your own board "Religious Extremists Who Ignore Logic And Everyone Elses Views" aka "Americans" __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-05-2002, 11:00 PM	#30
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Jesus doesn't love Halfwits. We have our own goddess. And if a Halfwit faithfully follows the Three Pillars of Halfwitism and keeps her Halfwit Resolutions and carries out the Halfwit Hitlist and lives a truly half-witted life, then when she dies she goes to a wonderful, maaaaaaagical place called Laurenlindonannamamahoochiemama, where all her fantasies and obsessions come true! Seriously though - I'm flattered you think Jesus would love even me, but it seems rather ridiculous from my point of view. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-06-2002, 12:01 AM	#35
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	wow they bite then you bite right back even harder, eh, beard of pants? speaking of biting: if people were cannibals would little kids be like veal? or legs be drumstcks, how about arms as wings? ?? hmm makes ya think. think either of a toilet and vomiting into it, or thinking of very gruesome things that you will go to hell for. no just kidding, i don't carewhat you think. but i love you anyways *twitch __________________

04-06-2002, 12:25 AM	#36
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	CHOMP! CHOMP! Oh, and did I mention, CHOMP!? ps Have you been raiding the pot stash again? Between cannibalism (yech), stream of consciousness, and loving me?! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-06-2002, 12:40 AM	#37
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	<brief interlude to say Hi to Finrod>Hi!</brief interlude>

04-06-2002, 10:36 AM	#38
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Mmm, cannibalism! sucks teeth __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-06-2002, 11:15 AM	#39
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	How is it? Teeth are where I draw the line when I eat. (I know I need calcium and all, but I get that from milk.) __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-06-2002, 11:22 AM	#40
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	I have this demented theory on how cannibalism would end all the problems in the world execept for one (cannibalism), but I won't bring it up. It turns out that Jonathan Swift had a very similar, more mathamatical, idea in his satirical (or was it) essay "A Modest Proposal". PS that idea goes along well with the idea that homeless should be imployed finding landmines in Africa, but I certainly won't bring that up.

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