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The last sane person · 02-20-2007, 05:59 PM

Cause he's a fairy himself!

Question: Why doesn't Shadowfax wear a saddle?

Fair question, I mean, it can't be comfy to have a boney wizard's butt on ya!

Curubethion · 02-20-2007, 10:23 PM

Because it messes with his beauty aura.

Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin?

Butterbeer · 02-21-2007, 09:04 AM

Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin?

me9996 · 02-21-2007, 04:16 PM

Because they didn't want to be on the wrong side of those statues

Why did the Nazgul wear black?

Jon S. · 02-22-2007, 09:58 PM

Because they dug Johnny Cash!

What did Gollum do with his fishbones?

Curubethion · 02-22-2007, 10:49 PM

He used them instead of an Erector Set to make buildings.

Why did Aragorn carry around a sword?

Gwaimir Windgem · 02-23-2007, 03:43 PM

Because he didn't like maces.

Why did Gandalf change from grey to white?

(psst, sane! awesome response there!

)

hectorberlioz · 02-23-2007, 03:45 PM

Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life.

Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?

hectorberlioz · 02-23-2007, 04:18 PM

Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life.

Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?

Gwaimir Windgem · 02-23-2007, 04:24 PM

Umm...no comment...

hectorberlioz · 02-23-2007, 04:31 PM

Well sorry...the first time I posted, the browser wouldn't update the status of the posts-it still showed yours. So I had to re-post.

me9996 · 02-24-2007, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse?

Because he was tired of riding barebacked!

Why did Tom Bombadill live in the woods?

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-16-2007, 10:41 AM

He likes to get the morning paper in the nude.

Why doesn't Saruman shave his beard?

rohirrim TR · 03-16-2007, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farimir Captain of Gondor

Why doesn't Saruman shave his beard?

Cause Wormtounge shaves it for him.

Why did Bilbo become an author?

hectorberlioz · 03-20-2007, 12:07 PM

He didn't. He had a ghostwriter.

Why did Gollum go around barefoot?

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-20-2007, 01:18 PM

Because all the orc could seem him when he wore his L.A. Lights. Remember those?

What does Eowyn really see in Aragorn?

hectorberlioz · 03-20-2007, 02:27 PM

A hernia.

Why did Haldir have to die? (

)

me9996 · 03-20-2007, 04:25 PM

He knew to much *shifty*

Why did Gandalf wear a hat and Saruman not?

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-21-2007, 02:01 PM

Because Saruman was a Jedi, and they wear hoods.

How was Helm's Deep saved?

Graever · 03-26-2007, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

Because Saruman was a Jedi, and they wear hoods.

How was Helm's Deep saved?

The orcs forgot their sunglasses.... lol

Why dint galadriel take the one ring?

02-20-2007, 05:59 PM	#21
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Cause he's a fairy himself! Question: Why doesn't Shadowfax wear a saddle? Fair question, I mean, it can't be comfy to have a boney wizard's butt on ya! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

02-20-2007, 10:23 PM	#22
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Because it messes with his beauty aura. Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

02-22-2007, 10:49 PM	#26
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	He used them instead of an Erector Set to make buildings. Why did Aragorn carry around a sword? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

02-23-2007, 03:43 PM	#27
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Because he didn't like maces. Why did Gandalf change from grey to white? (psst, sane! awesome response there! ) __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

02-23-2007, 03:45 PM	#28
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life. Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 02-23-2007 at 04:03 PM.

02-21-2007, 09:04 AM	#23
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	Why did the Fellowship cross the Anduin?

02-22-2007, 09:58 PM	#25
Jon S. Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 455	Because they dug Johnny Cash! What did Gollum do with his fishbones?

02-23-2007, 04:18 PM	#29
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Re-post Because he had just been to a spa for the first time in his life. Why did Glorfindel let Frodo ride his horse? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-23-2007, 04:24 PM	#30
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Umm...no comment... __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

02-23-2007, 04:31 PM	#31
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Well sorry...the first time I posted, the browser wouldn't update the status of the posts-it still showed yours. So I had to re-post. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-16-2007, 10:41 AM	#33
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	He likes to get the morning paper in the nude. Why doesn't Saruman shave his beard? __________________ Do you hear that?

03-20-2007, 12:07 PM	#35
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	He didn't. He had a ghostwriter. Why did Gollum go around barefoot? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-20-2007, 01:18 PM	#36
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Because all the orc could seem him when he wore his L.A. Lights. Remember those? What does Eowyn really see in Aragorn? __________________ Do you hear that?

03-20-2007, 02:27 PM	#37
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	A hernia. Why did Haldir have to die? () __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-21-2007, 02:01 PM	#39
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Because Saruman was a Jedi, and they wear hoods. How was Helm's Deep saved? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

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