03-05-2003, 06:41 PM | #21 |
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Oh I have one. We used to have this lovely little swingset in my back yard (now all that remains is a mere bleached skeleton of it's former glory), but it could only support a certain amount of weight. Anything beyond the weight limit and the chain would snap and the swinger would find themselves flat on the ground with skinned elbows. Well one summer my big brother (who was 16 at the time. I was 7 or 8) came up to visit and he saw that swing set.
So he went out (I tried to warn him first but he didn't listen...go figure) got on the swing and began swinging REAL high...then the chain snapped. Well gravity took over and he found himself in the dirt on his butt with his little sister watching him. *looks at Legolas_is_fit and Blackboar over the rim of her glasses* You dont have to reveal each others names when telling us such things...and you have to remember that this is the internet...anyone can now read that interesting tidbit here. Cheers, Sam
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03-05-2003, 09:11 PM | #22 |
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I agree with Sam and Elvellyn if hadn't opened your mouth(wait what was I thinking that's impossible for her to do ) then no one would have known it was you. I just love some of your stories but are names really nessecary?
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03-05-2003, 09:26 PM | #23 |
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This one happened last year when our school went skiing for a field trip. There was this one hill that divides into 2 different hills and they connect at the bottom. If you go one way then you have to turn around a corner a few seconds after. Well, my friend turned a little to late and went flying down another hill that was full of bushes and tree's. She fell over and stopped, but she couldn't go back up the hill (when she tried to stand up she would keep on sliding down the hill). We waited for a while for an adult or an excellent skier to come along and when one of the dad's that came on the ski trip to help out, came around the corner we called him over. He went over and pulled her out of the mini forest. She was ok and every thing, but we were making fun of her for days afterwards.
Its to bad because I can't remeber any thing else embarrising about my friends. . Ah well, I am sure to remember some new ones eventually. |
03-07-2003, 02:07 PM | #24 |
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who was that LoR? right now i cant think of anything.
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03-07-2003, 06:30 PM | #25 |
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I bet ya that was me
Then I got stuck on the chairlift!
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03-07-2003, 07:04 PM | #26 |
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~OK here is sorta one about my friend
~In a game this girl did a high kick. So she tries to do it but she barly lifts up her leg and she falls over. ~This one guy, I just know him, walked around all day with his fly down ~My other friend was arguing with a cow and a car drove by with there window done and gave her a strange look and started wispering Namárië
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03-08-2003, 12:17 AM | #27 |
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hee hee hee.. fun thread!
So this one is about me. the other day it rained and we had a two hour delay from school. but my parents didn't know that- so they drove my twin and I down to the bus stop. i get out of the car and almost slip on the ice, i start to step over onto the snow and my back pack over balances me. i fall over on my back and i can't get up because my pack pack is too heavey. my lovly sister left me there on the ground. i finally got up but it was abour 20 mins before my mom finally realized there was a delay and came to get us. not to mention that all happened right in front of my crushes house!
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03-08-2003, 04:31 AM | #28 | |
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03-08-2003, 12:26 PM | #29 |
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It was fun though he he he !
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03-08-2003, 05:27 PM | #30 |
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Oh, for our band concerts we have to wear these huge black skirts and white blouses, we look Amish. Yesterday we were at this band competition thing and of course we were wearing these nasty skirts. My friend was teasing me becuz I kept tripping over my skirt and just then she fell over right onto her face. It was so funny, she was laughing and crying at the same time.
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03-08-2003, 10:12 PM | #31 |
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One time my friend and I were at an amusement park. She saw someone from behind that apparently looked like me, and thinking it was me she went up to this complete steanger, threw her arm around her and said, "Are you ready to go yet?" It was so funny. My poor friend was really embarasses though.
Another friends of mine fell up the stairs at school in front of the guy she liked and about a dozen other people. Her books and papers went everywhere. I'm gonna shut up now, because I know I've done much more embarassing things.
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03-09-2003, 12:42 PM | #32 |
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one time my friend was having this farting contest with this kid at school and he tried to force it and he crapped his pants.it was soooooooooo funny he had to go home and get a shower and he was laughin the whole time
another one was we have these downsyndrome people who help at our school and one of them was in them bathroom and my friend was also in there and he called him over and punched my friend in the eye. it was pretty funny too
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03-09-2003, 03:41 PM | #34 |
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My sister was at a resturaunt and the waitress spilt beer all over her coat.
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03-10-2003, 01:05 PM | #35 |
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Me and my friend were singing hey ho to the bottle I go at a restraunt and the waiter comes up and says what do you want and I look up and i didn't here him and i said huh wha? and everyone starts laughing >.<
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03-10-2003, 06:27 PM | #36 |
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Yesterday LoR and i went skating and she fell flat on her face!
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