05-24-2002, 04:15 AM | #21 |
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Yey! Down with the 90 second rule!!!!!!!!
*Waits 90 seconds to be able to post* mumble mumble stupid rule! Where did Tano put the catapult?
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05-24-2002, 04:17 AM | #22 |
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Tano? *shouts* Tano! We need you! And the catapult!
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05-24-2002, 04:21 AM | #23 | |
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Giant squid don't have toes. What possibly made you think I could suck some giant squid toes?
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05-24-2002, 04:22 AM | #24 |
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Well, how about giant squid tentacles? No? Didn't think so. . .
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05-24-2002, 04:31 AM | #25 |
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Glad to be aboard Captain. *starts singing* To the sea! To the sea! The white gulls are calling! Oh wait...we ARE at sea! Oh well.... *takes another sip of Dwaaaaarvish ale* So typical, loosing a catapult... You should pay more attention to you stuff. Now think, where did you last put it?
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05-24-2002, 04:33 AM | #26 |
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It's Tano's catapult, not mine!
*sings sea shanties* *drinks more wine* Oh, here the catapult is! Now, someone else gets to operate it. . .
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05-24-2002, 04:39 AM | #27 |
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Ooh, ooh! Can I use the catapult? Please please please please?
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05-24-2002, 08:01 AM | #28 |
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I will apolgise later if I'm not allowed!
*looks around* Ok, what am I going to fire at the squid? Can someone give me an inventory of what we have onboard ship please?
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05-24-2002, 09:58 AM | #29 |
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After raiding the ships stores, I have found cram. Hopefully the dry texture of this substance will kill the squid!
*loads catapult and fires it* *squid eats cram. Starts to grow even bigger!!!* Garina: Oooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-24-2002, 12:54 PM | #30 |
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Launching me at things with Tano;s catapult seemed to work quite well last time...
Yarr!! Avast the mainstay! WheeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!(pause for breath) WheeeeEEE*thunk* *in dizzy voice* I think I got it!!! Owww!(voiced simultaneously by me and the squid)
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05-24-2002, 02:29 PM | #31 |
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*the squid bursts*
Garina: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWw! *throws life line for Wulazg*
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05-24-2002, 04:06 PM | #32 |
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Anduril, in the background, grunts with a grunt of satisfaction, and returns below deck. Hahahaaaa, he thought to himself. He almost thought Nyahahaaa, but he didn't, 'cos that's messed up, okay. Putting the "Ny" in front. It's just wrong.
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05-24-2002, 04:10 PM | #33 |
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Good job! Dangerous squid destroyed. You alright, Wulazg? *helps Garina pull him back on*
So, Anduril in the room (the room is locked), what is the truth, and would you kindly tell us so that we are no longer blind to it?
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05-24-2002, 04:18 PM | #34 |
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All in due course, young one. The time is not yet right.
Besides yo, some of you are just waaaay too unstable, geez! Last edited by Andúril : 05-24-2002 at 04:24 PM. |
05-24-2002, 04:19 PM | #35 |
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*wakes up, emerges from below decks*
E XK- id i miss anything? *all sigh and look at stupid drunk elf - with new, eviler avatar!!!yay!!!* E Xk - what? i was sleeping off the whiskey i found in the hold. Eruviel - THAT WAS MINE! E XK - Uh oh... Anduri - *laughs* i knew that would happen...
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05-24-2002, 05:12 PM | #37 |
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Nyahhaaaahhaaaa...
The whiskey is mine. Single Malt. Now dammit, where did I leave my oracle...?
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05-24-2002, 05:29 PM | #38 |
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*Garina thinking to herself: Hmmmmm.....Anduril looks alarmingly like the pope. With the white robe, and funny pointy soft helmet, and a gigantic crucifix, and a - I don't believe it - a bible in the one hand, and a piece of charcoal in the other......wait, what is he doing I wonder.......hmmmmm.......he seems to be.......*
*E XK interjects: ......Oh mine Got! He has scribbled crosses all over the entire room (the room is locked)! There is hardly any sign of the luminous white wallpaper that previously adorned the room (the room is locked). What do you make of this, BoP?* |
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(how do i know what is in the room? (the room is locked) and how does BoP? (the room is still lokced.) EXK - before BoP answers, the scribble is BLACK! BBBBLLLLAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SHUDDERS* Mmmm black symmetry...okay im done.
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