03-16-2002, 10:51 AM | #21 |
'Sober' Mullet Frosh
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Queen's
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Arrogant Numenorian lord seeks close female relative with ties to throne to grace my massive aramda. check out my website at armenelos.gov
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03-16-2002, 11:07 AM | #22 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill
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Young hobbit maid who is DEFINATELY NOT a barmaid seeks young hobbit lad, preferably a gardner. Seeking LTR, please no long quests after marriage. Willing to bear an unlucky number of children.
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03-16-2002, 01:13 PM | #23 |
'Sober' Mullet Frosh
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Lonely Maia seeks tree loving elf with short temper and deep grey eyes for LTR in forest realm
Call 1-888-DORI-ATH
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03-16-2002, 02:04 PM | #24 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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LOL.
Markedel, I love your signature! *I feel the pain of imminent doom: a calc test!*
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03-16-2002, 10:02 PM | #25 |
Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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how do you guys think of these? they're really awesome! i love them all!!!
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03-16-2002, 10:07 PM | #26 |
Elf Lord
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Location: minneapolis MN
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Thanks TinuvielChild! (even if you weren't talking about mine I still love a compliment! )
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03-17-2002, 12:45 AM | #27 |
Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
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Ent seeks Entwife. No further conditions. Come to Middle Earth and we will find you.
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03-21-2002, 10:34 AM | #28 |
Peer of the realm of Sanguine
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ
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SWF Tall blonde/likes horseback riding and dispatching foul dwimmerlaiks/seeks SM noble warrior-type with big sword/Royal lineage definitely a plus/Call 1-800-THE-MARK/Ask for Dernhelm
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03-21-2002, 12:05 PM | #29 |
Hobbit
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Somewhere in the name of Arda
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Giant Spider seeking a tasty dish. Must be willing for self-sacraficial purposes. Call UNGOILIANT.
P.S. Bring three Silmarils for dinner.
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03-21-2002, 12:10 PM | #30 |
Peer of the realm of Sanguine
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Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ
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Ad misplaced by careless editor:
Lost: One ring. Gold, no discernable markings. If found, simply place on finger. We will find you.
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03-22-2002, 06:00 PM | #31 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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Or, (modern version) Lost: One golden Ring. Plain. If found, drop me a line at darklord@mordor.net.
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03-22-2002, 06:39 PM | #32 |
Sapling
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 12
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Sexy southerner seeks SF with dark friends. Must not mind flying apples and persistent hobbits. Smoker OK. No kids Plse. GO to the Prancing Pony and ask for Bill.
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03-22-2002, 06:41 PM | #33 |
The Insufferable
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 3,333
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Was bill ferny a southerner?
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03-22-2002, 06:51 PM | #34 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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Balrog seeks companion in depths of Moria, for flying trips and wizard butt-kicking. If you show up at my doorstep and make a big racket annoying the Orcs I shall find you.
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03-22-2002, 11:09 PM | #35 |
Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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ok, is it just my computer going screwy, or have the alternating green and tan post backgrounds been changed to alternating pink and purple? please tell me it's just my computer...i don't even want to contemplate the other possibility.
Laurelyn, just what did you do to earn the new status of "Spammer"??? ok, this will make sense to anyone who has read the stuff on diaries.diagon.org: Elven queen seeking dwarven companionship for illicit love affair. Do not apply unless your name begins in G and ends in I. Contact Galadriel in the Woods of Lothlorien.
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
03-22-2002, 11:20 PM | #36 |
Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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whoops-sorry laurelyn. i just realized that someone's been wreaking havoc with the status thingymajigies:i am now listed as "Addicted". much as i hate to admit it, they're right. now the people who are saplings, hobbits, entings, and elven warriors (all the elf lords have custom status thingies) are the exception rather than the rule. now when i get my hands on whoever was responsible for this...
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
03-23-2002, 02:01 AM | #37 |
Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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I wasn't even close to being an elf lord and i'm still listed as addicted. And no, it isn't just your computer! I've got purple/pink too. Oh well...lo siento, pero no hay nada que puedo hacer.
SFH (small furry hobbit) seek adventurous companion for journeys, preferably good at conversation and storytelling. Smoking encouraged. Anyone with magical devices need not apply. (I'm not sure WHO that is, really...) -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
03-23-2002, 02:16 AM | #38 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
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Darth Tater (and I, actually) are having fun with the boards, as bmilder is away.
I'm shocked, these are actually really funny ads (please take that as a complement). I applaud you.
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03-23-2002, 02:22 AM | #39 |
Halfwitted
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Location: Eryn Vorn
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Single White Horse seeks life-long companion. Likes cross-country running and a roll in the hay. Has good job with most powerful being in Middle Earth. If you can catch me, I'm yours! To contact, whistle loudly.
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Quote:
*The Pink! The pink is killing me! Aaaaaaarrrrrrghh!!*
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