12-02-2004, 05:17 PM | #21 |
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i acedently retyped something so i got rid of the bad one.
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Dear Fred and George, do not waist my time on petty questions! 50 points from Gryffindor! -snape --------------------------------- --------------------------------- dear mr. snape, i got confused during your lecture and scewd up the potion. could you help me? -neville
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12-02-2004, 05:23 PM | #23 |
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No Snape Snape Potter assaination has been schedueled for february 4th. Can you do it? Voldemort
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12-02-2004, 05:29 PM | #24 | |
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you would cost me my opp. for d.d. so no. snape --------------------------------------------- dear mr. snape, POTTER screwd up my potion! -malfoy
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12-02-2004, 05:33 PM | #25 | |
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From: Snape@hogwarts.net Re: Potter Assasination Sorry. Have a doctor's appointment. Love, Snape ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To: Snape@hogwarts.net From: wandzforcheap@wandz4cheap.net Re: Wand enhancements Snape, Tired of a limp wand? Want a longer wand? Want more satisfaction when doing spells? Try our wands! They are guaranteed to provide satisfaction! The women will want you, the men will envy you and your wand size! http://www.wandzforcheap.net Japp Longwand |
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12-10-2004, 05:26 PM | #26 | |
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japp longwand, take me off your mailing list. not truly yours snape ------------------- dear snape, i learned recently that there was trouble in your class considering mrs hermonie granger and my son. have it fixed promptly. your friend lucious(sp) malfoy
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12-10-2004, 06:38 PM | #27 |
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dear lucius,
don't worry i'm planning to have that mud-blood mysteriously 'disappear', and by 'disappear' i mean 'never to be seen by mortals again' and by 'never to be seen by mortals again' i mean 'no one will see her ever' and by 'no one will see her ever' i mean i'm going to kill her. she'd be dead already if that basilisk didn't kill her a couple years back. Well when you want things done right you gotta do them yourself i guess. Severus _________________________________ Dear Snape, What do you want for Christmas this year? -Santa
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12-10-2004, 07:12 PM | #28 |
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"Santa",
Another of your lame jokes and you will be expelled. If you insist upon continuing with these antics, try a more imaginative name next time. Snape _____________________________ Professor of Potions, I am writing to inform you that I am the new D.A.D.A professor for this term. I hope that this year at Hogwarts will be a productive one, and am sure that we will all be able to work together to assist the students. Sincerely, Your newest professor, Remus Lupin
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12-13-2004, 11:22 PM | #29 |
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Oh God no. The most superior and amazingly dashing and so much better than you, Snape _________________________________ Prof. Snape, I've got those extremely rare plants for that Nose-shrinking potion you were planning on making, though I don't know if anything will work for that schnoz of yours. Prof. Sprout
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12-14-2004, 05:15 PM | #30 |
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Wouldn't it be fun if we actually wrote about the events of a year in the letters? Like, this could take place during Book 5 or something. Just an idea.
Prof. Sprout, I will need the plants by next Wednesday, and keep your thoughts about my "schnoz" to yourself, IF you please. Snape ******* Snapey-poo, Wanna go on a -broomstick ride- tomorrow? Your Very Secret Admirer
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20 points from Gryffindor. Further suggestions of this variety will be responded to with immediate confiscation and incineration of said broomsticks. Professor Snape ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snivellus: Make one more dog joke and I'll patent the grease from your face as being a highly efficient wart remover. Sirius
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Dear Professor Snape,
Ever since I saw your lookalike in Jane Austen's "Sense & Sensibility," I can't imagine anything but wonderful, brilliant, sorrythatmariannedidntloveyouatfirst, willoughbyisajerk, you'remyhero thoughts when I see you. Do you think I have an obsession? Does this offend you? until next time, dearest, P.W.
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01-17-2005, 07:42 PM | #33 |
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Dear P.W.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Professor Snape
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01-26-2005, 04:54 PM | #34 |
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dear Professor Snape,
Guess who? bet you don't know!! hehehe. what will happen if i spill a really bad smelling potion in your room????? -your freindly ghost "headless nick" hehe
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01-26-2005, 11:20 PM | #35 |
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Dear NEARLY Headless,
I would sick the bloddy baron after your not quit solid butt. Severus. Prof. Snape Once I've taken over this school prof. you will be the new DATDA teacher. Count on it. By the by...that Verataseruim that I tried to use on Potter didn't work. Are you slacking on your potion making skills? Must I turn in to Fudge before you even get promoted? Love, Umbridge |
01-26-2005, 11:43 PM | #36 |
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Professor Umbridge:
Clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop... -Snape
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01-27-2005, 06:33 PM | #37 |
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Dear Professor Snapey,
why don't you go see what's in your cupboard? Peeves
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01-27-2005, 11:39 PM | #38 |
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Peeves,
I thought I changed my address you idiot thing that isn't even a ghost. Guess I'll have to do better next time. Or I could just sick the Bloddy Baron on your tail. I'm sure that'll shut you up. Prof. Snape, I did that assignment you on werewovles that you asked for. It's 40 rolls of parchment longer than you requested though, do I get extra credit? Also, Prof. Lupin said we didn't have to do it, I still want credit. Will you make him give me credit? I know how much you like to boss and I hope you'll do it even though I'm not your favorite student. Sincerly, Hermione |
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Miss Granger,
I am not responsible for your attempts to show off what an insufferable know-it-all you are. Go back to your muggle parents and ask for credit. Professor Snape Dear Professor Snape, My best friend is so annoying. She won't stop talking about this guy she likes, and how he has the most adorable Irish accent, and she's driving me insane! Please tell me what to do! DivintnGurrl |
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Fifty points from your house, Ms. DivintnGurrl (unless your house is Slytherin) and 50 from your ninnyhammer friend (unless she is in Griffindor, in which case it is 100). And if your breath stopped stinking like bulbotuber puss you would have boyfriend too. Prof. Snape __________________________________________________ _____________ Dear Prof. Snape, Sir, Harry Potter has been putting bat-guano in your pensieve. Yours in truth, Draco Malfoy |
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