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26. Each time the Ring appears on screen, hiss and mutter like gollum and reach with your hand for the Ring.
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01-03-2004, 02:20 PM | #22 |
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27. At Eowyn's scene, or any other scene where you resent the line-changes, jump up and yell, "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!" or whatever line fits in appropriately. Do similarly for a character you don't like.
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01-03-2004, 04:02 PM | #23 |
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LOL! These are hilarious!
28. when legolas appears, annoy all the fangirls by saying: man hes ugly!
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01-03-2004, 06:58 PM | #24 |
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I kept doing the Mr Anderson thing yesturday when I saw it again with my friends
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01-03-2004, 10:48 PM | #25 |
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29. go up to the snack bar and say in a loud voice "how much is a pint of miruvor?"
OR go up to the snack bar and say in a loud voice" what do you MEANyou don't have any lembas?!" Trust me. its fum
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01-05-2004, 01:26 AM | #26 |
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the mister anderson thing make it hilarious!
at aragorn's coronation, i leaned over to my neghbor and whispered "Ranger boy got a shower!" she looked at me strangely. I can't imagine why I also yelled: "wheres the chocolate flavored lembas?!"
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Har har! Hilarious guys.
Here's another one: When Legolas does the stunt on the Oliphaunt, yell "That's not Legolas, it's Peter Pan!"
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these are great, i will definately have to try a few of these i'm just crazy enough to do it too.
during the emotional and tear-jerking scenes suggest loudly: "make-up" or during the Elrond/Arwen scene yell: "the matrix has you Arwen!" when it fades out for the first time yell: "its about time" and get up, see how many people actually stand up too during the big action scenes yell: "come on, that is SO fake!" when Frodo is about to destroy the ring say (loudly of course): "this is the day you will always remember as the day the ring was ALMOST destroyed!" make very annoying and very disruptive sobbing sounds at all the wrong times take a whoopi cushion or just ask the person next to you endless questions about the movie some of the replys can be very amusing, believe me.
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Originally posted by Mallornwen
when it fades out for the first time yell: "its about time" and get up, see how many people actually stand up too __________________________________ Now that I like. Especially since the doofus that reviewed the movie in the Philadelphia Inquirer apparently hadn't read the book and said: Quote:
Also, in the section Ages 13 and up (which warns parents of "scary"moments in movies) it's rather hilarious. Part of the review says: Quote:
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=> When that general of the Orc Pelinor Fleids army comes on, (the pink looking guy who looks all deformed), Gothmog - at least we can assume shout:
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That's awesome Twista! I wanted that stupid pop-corn faced orc to die sobadly. Why oh why did he not miscalculate when he sidestepped the flying masonry.
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LOL
say in a really loud whisper to the person next to you: You know Legolas dies at the end, don't you? (trust me, its fun)
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NOBODY better try any of this !#$%&* when I go to see it for the first freakin time tomorrow!!!!!
YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME MAD!!!!!!!!! mad: PPPPPLLLLLLLBBBBTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aaaahh! Those are all hilarious!
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At a random moment, scream FIRE!!, jump to your feet, then sit back down and watch the ensuring havoc
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Yes, no one do that one unless you want to get kicked out of the theater.
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