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Old 01-05-2003, 02:56 PM   #21
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ic: I walked up to the door timidly. Now I'm not normally timid, but this being my first day of a job of any sort, and being just days after comming of age, I was a little scared. I opened the door, and could tell that things haddn't started to well today.
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Old 01-05-2003, 04:17 PM   #22
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"Hullo Sarah! I heard you--" I was cut off from the boss yelling "Shut up Roper! Get to work!" "Yes sir!" I responded, then whispered to Sarah "I better get going."
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Old 01-05-2003, 05:13 PM   #23
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Old 01-05-2003, 06:57 PM   #24
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ic: I walked into the post office looking for a job. I had put on my best hand-me-down from my uncle which happened to be some he had never worn. I looked like a guy to anyone who didn't know me and I acted like one too. I stepped in to find the place in shambles while a man who looked like the head of the post office scolded another hobbit for talking to the girl I had walked in behind. I had my little babe cousins with me. Their names were Fredric and Fieona. "Come on Fred, Fi, let me see if I can get a job here since I have worked everywhere else," I said moving foreward. The girl in front of me turned arround and told me she was applying for a job here too. She introduced herself as Sarah. I was about to just slip my resumé onto the counter when the man I had assumed to be the head asked Sarah and I to step into his office.
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Old 01-05-2003, 08:52 PM   #25
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Old 01-05-2003, 11:02 PM   #26
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Linda finishes picking up papers... and organizing them by size... and alphebetically filing them... only to have a breeze waft in from the open door and send them floating to the floor again! Linda sneekes off beofre anyone can blame her for the mess...
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Old 01-06-2003, 12:56 AM   #27
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ic: As I walked into the room, I stared at the scattered papers, and a late Mr. Roper. The girl called Adrian was applying for a job. I nodded. "This is my first day. Seem's the posta; sevice is poular this year." Not that I needed a job, being a Took, but I found it easier to have something to do. Besides, I had another reason. When the wind came in a blew the papers around the girl just stacked I almost bent down to help, but she walked away. Then I saw Mr. Cotten.
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Old 01-06-2003, 01:04 PM   #28
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OCC Umm, I'm going to jump in, ok?

IC I wandered into the post office, munching on an apple. Papers were scattered everywhere, Mr. Cotton had just come in, and there was a line a mile long. I joined at the end of the line, and cntinued munching on my apple.
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Old 01-06-2003, 04:41 PM   #29
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ic:Milo laughed the most. He loved pranks and jokes and he found this highly amusing. He laughed so much that he knocked a fragile parcel over. They knew what was inside: Athelas plants.

Milo had crushed them. His boss went psycho with him. He set out to find more...
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Old 01-06-2003, 05:05 PM   #30
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[maybe it would be easier if we all wrote in the third person to avoid confusion of who is what charecter]

Linda watches as Milo squashes the Athelas packege and cringes as he is sent to find more by his boss. Linda then walks around and tries to look busy as to avoid any *shudder*accual work...
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Old 01-06-2003, 06:53 PM   #31
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Byrel walked in a few moments after the door had opened. He stood around, snickering at the others as they tripped over each other in such a hurry to get to work. Then he slowly, calmly walked to the back of the postroom and opened the door, stepping gingerly into the office. He wasn't in a particularly adventurous mood today.
"Mr. Cotton, sir?" he said. "Have you an assignment for me today?"
Corbulas looked up. "You're late."
Byrel stared at his feet. "Yessir. Sorry, sir. Thor got spooked and it took me a mile and a half to calm him back down. He went off the road, sir."
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Old 01-07-2003, 02:42 PM   #32
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''Thats IT!!!!! SHUT UP!!!'' I screamed at the top of my voice. I waved my hand and the paper piles reorganised theselves. I sat down rubbing my temples and breathing heavily. I stood up and walked into my office. I sat down again and slumped back on my chair drinking a now cold cup of tea.
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Linda knocks on Corbulas Cottan's office door... "Uh... sir?" she says meekly, "I know that I have not been the best postgirl in the world, but I am turning over a new leaf! I would like a harder job!!! Also" she adds, "I am tired of answereing all of the fanmail addressed to Frodo Baggins, he had been gone for quite some time now... do think he will ever come back?" She waits holding her breath for his reply... "Oh, and a brought you a hot cup of tea!!" she says as a bribe to get him to open the door.
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I opened the door took th cup of tea, handed the cold one to her and slammed the door.

An Hour later I left my office and found a Huge line full of new aplicants for the Postal Job.
''Errr...Come in one at a time.'' I said going back into my office.
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LInda very descreetly cuts thw whole line, to be in the front and enters Mr. Cottons door! "Uh, sir... about that new job..." she starts
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Evermind sees this, throws down the apple and burst in. "Hey!!! You weren't at the front of the line!!! I'm sure of that!!! That's not fair you - " seeing Mr. Cotton, "Oh, sorry sir, for shouting I mean." she apologized. "I'm Evermind Bracegirdle, Mr. Cotton. If you don't need me, I'll just..." she starts backing out towards the door.
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I tried to speak up before the door closed behind Mr. Cotten, but for once in my life I was to slow. "ARGH! IF HE DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT THE HEACK I'M SUPPOSED TO DO, I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY!!!" I looked around and smiled at the others, and sat down. I'm afraid I tend to be a bit impatient.
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Byrel sighed. THe younger (or, rather, less experienced) ones were starting to irritate him. He turned to Corbulas. "Should I take the West Farthing route to Hobbiton and Overhill as usual, sir?"
Corbulas waved his hand. "Yes, yes. Just as soon as the mail is sorted."
"Thank you sir." Byrel left the room and the others crowded in to get their assignments. He started sorting the mail and was finished, packed, and gone before anyone else had left the office. "Silly little dwarves, they are," he whispered to himself as he coaxed Thor to giddyup.
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Linda smiles as Evermind backs away slowly... "That's right you better run!" she calls after him! "You don't want to mess with Linda Proudfoot!" Some older hobbit comes by and talks to Corbulus like he is an old friend, and Linda is forgotten at the moment. She goes off to find another cup of tea and some little cakes to try to persude Corbulus to talk to her. 'This time', she promises herself 'I won't let him have them untill I get a better job!' Linda knocks on the door. She nibles on one of the crackers as she waits for the door to Corbulus's office to open...
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c: Adrian got skipped by a hobbit with an apple. "Hey," she shouted, "I was in line here. You can't skip me. You wouldn't want to skip me. Do you know who I am? I am Adrian Baggins, Frodo's neice. Now get in the back of the line, please." "Um, okay," the hobbit said. A girl somebody had shouted out a name to and called her Linda was complaining about answering Adrian's uncle, Frodo's fan mail. Why Adrian wasn't doing that at Bag End she would never know. She walked up to the office door and walked inside sitting down. She presented her resume to the guy sitting behind the desk with a little sign on his desk that said C. Cotten. "Mr. Cotten, I am Adrian Baggins, Frodo Baggins's neice and I really need a job right now."
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