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Re: LOLOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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06-03-2000, 12:40 AM | #22 |
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Re: LOLOL
Ok, I just got this image of Treebeard lumbering (no pun intended) through the forest going "Spam Spam Spam Spam!!!..."
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01-26-2003, 10:17 PM | #23 |
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Gandalf: *Appears before the astonished Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli* I'm not dead!
Aragorn: Shut up, you aren't fooling anyone.
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01-26-2003, 10:31 PM | #24 |
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Oh, don't be such a baby!
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01-27-2003, 08:04 PM | #25 |
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Fellowship meet Life of Brian
Elrond (in drag):Aragorn! What do that crowd outside want?.
Aragorn: Dunno Mum. Crowd (chants):We want Elessar! We want Elessar! Elrond (opens window):Look, there ain't no Elessar here. Crowd:Oh yes there is!.....Aragorn, we want Aragorn! Elrond:Aragorn?.....he's not the heir of Isildur!...He's just a naughty little boy! Aragorn: Please Mum! Elrond (looks at Arwen emerging from bedroom): Shut up my lad or you'll feel the back of my hand........And get the Elf tart out of here! |
01-27-2003, 08:12 PM | #26 |
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Aragorn enters Minas Tirith
FARAMIR: Who does he think he is? ARAGORN: I am your king! FARAMIR: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARAGORN: You don't vote for kings. FARAMIR: Well, how did you become King, then? ARAGORN: The Lady Evenstar,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Narsil from the forges of Rivendell signifying by Divine Providence that I, Aragorn, was to carry Narsil and reclaim my birthright. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENETHOR: Listen. Strange elf women distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical sword ceremony. ARAGORN: Be quiet! DENETHOR: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some winsome tart threw a sword at you! ARAGORN: Shut up! DENETHOR: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some pointy-eared bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARAGORN: Shut up, will you? Shut up! DENETHOR: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARAGORN: Shut up! DENETHOR: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! ARAGORN: Bloody peasant! DENETHOR: Oh, what a give-away...!
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01-27-2003, 08:15 PM | #27 |
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hahahahahaha ..brilliant Draken
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01-27-2003, 08:23 PM | #28 |
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Denethor, a bloody peasant?!?!? Anyway...
We are the Ents who say...NI!!
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01-27-2003, 08:49 PM | #29 |
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At the bridge of Khazad-dum
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Balrog: It doesn't work like that. Gandalf: Eh? Balrog: You ask me a question, if I get it right you gotta let me pass. Gandalf: Oh! Balrog: *looks smug* Ask away then. Gandalf: Damn, alright. What is the average flying speed of an African swallow carrying a cocunut? Balrog: *looks startled* I don't know that! Gandalf:*smiles* *Bridge collapses* Gandalf: *yells into the chasm* You've got wings!! Fly you fool!! Last edited by Coney : 01-27-2003 at 08:50 PM. |
01-27-2003, 09:04 PM | #30 |
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Your last line needs revising, Coney. It should be:
Gandalf: You don't have wings! Too bad you can't fly, fool!
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01-27-2003, 09:24 PM | #31 |
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Alternative:
Balrog: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. I am Balrog, Bane of Durin. I seek the finest knights in the realm to join me at my court in Camelot. Will you join me?...You make me sad, Sir Knight. Sobeit. Come Patsy. Gandalf: None shall pass. Balrog: What? Gandalf: None shall pass. Balrog:I have no quarrel with you, sir Wizard, but I must cross this bridge. Gandalf: Then you shall die. Balrog: I order you as Bane of Durin to stand aside! Gandalf: I move for no Demon. Balrog: Sobeit! Fight ensues. Gandalf loses arm. Balrog: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Gandalf: Tis but a scratch. Balrog: A scratch?!?! You're arms off! Gandalf: No tisn't. Balrog: You liar! Gandalf: Come on, ya pansy! Fighting continues. Gandalf loses other arm Balrog: Victory is mine! We thank thee Morgoth, that in thy villiany... Gandalf kicks Balrog Balrog: What the? Gandalf: Have at you! Balrog: You are indeed brave, sir Wizard, but the fight is mine! Gandalf: Oh, had enough, eh? Balrog: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Gandalf: Yes, I have. Balrog: Look! Gandalf: Just a flesh wound. Balrog: Look, stop that! Gandalf: Chicken! Chicken! Balrog: Look, I'll have your leg! Right! *Thwonck!* Gandalf: Right, I'll do you for that! Balrog: You'll what?!?!? Gandalf: Come 'ere! Balrog: What are ya gonna do, bleed on me?!? Gandalf: I'm invincible!!! Balrog: You're a loony! Gandalf: The Istari always triumph! Have at you! Come on, then! *Thwonck!* Gandalf: All right, we'll call it a draw. Balrog: Come Patsy. Gandalf: Oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
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02-01-2003, 12:19 AM | #32 |
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And now for something completely different....
Ugluck: Theres trouble at the tower.
Grishnack: Oh no! What sort of trouble? Ugluck: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle. [B]Grishnack: Pardon? Ugluck: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle. Grishnack: I dont understand what yer saying. Ugluck: One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle! Grishnack: But what on earth does that mean? Ugluck: I dont know. They just told me to come in here and say there was trouble at the tower, thats all. I didnt expect a kind of Nazgul Inquisition. Nazgul Ximinez: (slidding in suddenly) NOBODY expects the Nazgul Inquisition!! Our chief weapon is winged beasts... winged beasts and poisoned swords... our TWO weapons are winged beasts and poisoned swords... and rutheless efficiency. Our three weapons are winged beasts poisoned swords rutheless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to Sauron!... our four weapons... no... amongst our weapons... amongst our weaponary are such elements as winged beasts, poisoned swords.... bugger!..... right Ill come in again.... (walking out)
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02-01-2003, 01:18 AM | #33 |
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And nice black robes!
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02-01-2003, 09:46 PM | #34 |
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Cirdan and his Elves sing the Accountancy Shanty (it's the first one under the .Mp3 songs
So I like Hobbits I like Hobbits They only come up to your knees Yet they're wise and they're witty And they're ready to please I know that sucks but ya know
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02-02-2003, 12:39 PM | #35 |
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Umm, just ignore this, please, I couldn't delete it.
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02-02-2003, 12:51 PM | #36 |
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LOL!!! Great thread!!
I was thinking the same thing as Coney, but more like this: Gandalf to Balrog: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! . . . Until you answer me these questions three! Here's another: Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas in Fangorn when they first see Gandalf, before they know who he is. Aragorn: Might we know your name, and then hear what it is that you have to say to us? Gandalf: There are some that call me . . . Tim.
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02-02-2003, 05:49 PM | #37 |
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rewrite the cavetroll in moria from fotr as the evil bunny
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02-02-2003, 06:55 PM | #38 |
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lol, the cavetroll is a good idea
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02-02-2003, 07:14 PM | #39 |
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Hmm, somehow the cute fluffy little cave-troll doesn't work for me...
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Quote:
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