09-28-2002, 07:59 PM | #21 |
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Pippin and Merry come running up, very excited....."Hey, Frodo, Sam! Did you see the big buffet in the green room! They've got sauteed mushrooms and roast coney kabobs, big bowls of apples, and mashed taters with mushroom gravy! Come on!!! Pints, half pints, miruvor...... tape gollum up again and lets go eat!"
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09-29-2002, 01:42 AM | #22 |
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Balrog bursts in.
"Bwah ha ha! Prepare to feel my wrath! Ooh! Cup cakes" Goes over to the buffet table. Glorfindul jumps out. "Stupid Balrog! I killed you once and I can kill you again!" Balrog: "Yeah, well so can I!" Fight Sceen Cut to commersial. "Balrogs charring up your clothes? Get mithril clothes! The most flame retardant metal in this middle earth!"
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10-01-2002, 11:30 AM | #23 |
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Finrod Felagund walks in. "OOH look! SPAM!...I mean CRAM!"
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10-01-2002, 01:28 PM | #24 | |
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We won't talk about it, no we won't, Precious. <Duct tape is applied> SHIRE!!! BAGGINNSSSS!!! WE'LL TALLLLK! TAKE IT OFFF! <Duct tape is removed> Mmm, it hurt us, gollum, gollum, it hurt us. Feetses were burning, Precious, feetses were roasting. Precious fell, all toasted, baaad... we hateses hobbitses AND VOLCANOSES!!
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10-01-2002, 08:37 PM | #25 |
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Elvish archer: ...Oh...kay. Wait, I thought that we are on a commercial break?
Stage Hand#4: Gullom ate the crew. Elvish archer: I see...
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10-04-2002, 08:45 AM | #26 |
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"Well, What are we waiting for!" says Gimli, as he clomps over to Gollum, and kicks his head in. "my pre...my teethhhhhsss" Aiiieeee....Gollum's head is now irretrievably pummeled inside his neck. "Any more from you and we'll blow you up." says Gimli with a smile.
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10-08-2002, 07:26 AM | #27 |
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"blow him up with what?" Beleg asks.
(cue Tano)
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10-09-2002, 05:29 PM | #28 |
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*gollum hops around* 'Is that the best you have? A flesh wound! Come on then!'
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10-09-2002, 10:30 PM | #29 |
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Goodby Gollum
Merry and Pippen sneak up behind Gollum, ram a large (already lit) dragon shaped firework down Gollum's loin cloth. Gollum is immediately shot up and through the studio roof, into the stratosphere. A deafening "Kaboom" is heard, and thousands of sparkley silver fish and rings fall from the sky. Gimli is chortling with dwarvish glee. Merry smiles at Pippen, slaps him on the back, and bites into an apple.
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10-12-2002, 09:02 PM | #30 |
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Ow
Such Violence. Can I play too. (looks at the dwarves runnin' around, and rubs her elvish hands together mischeviously)
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10-12-2002, 09:52 PM | #31 |
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