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05-19-2002, 04:14 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: May 2002
Location: A place inside my head, where none but myself dare go.
Posts: 44
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[singing] Put that thing back where it came from
So help me! so help me... Singing grinds to a halt when Fae is confronted by glares from various forum users. Oops. Sorry. Monsters Inc was hilarious! I loved it! My best mate has a Sully pencil case! Why am I putting exclamation marks after everything I say!?! Hmmm, perhaps should renew my medication. Here Kitty... ~Fae
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Am becoming disenchanted with palantir guy. Refuses to send me photo, except of one v. large eyeball. Says he is shy but I rather suspect he is fat, or perhaps hairy. Have heard some v. bad stories about palantir relationships. Should probably cool it for a while. Well, wouldn't you know, palantir guy turned out to be Dark Lord of Mordor. Just my luck. Could have been worse, I guess. Sauron not far or hairy, just disembodied force of evil. Must go now, have to raise massive demon army to scourge the earth. Also, have manicure appointment. Is no easy task keeping nails pointy. Am tired of climbing up and down eight million stairs just to taunt Gandalf. Should have imprisoned him in easy-access dungeon where could taunt more effectively, and would not have to wait until after breakfast. Have crossed orcs with goblin men in caverns below Isengard. V. tedious experience as orcs and goblin men most reluctant to breed, even with dinner and flowers. Next time will try something easier, such as breeding goblins and cheerleaders to create super-perky army that can travel by day and will not complain about pink uniforms. Did not know when decided to make demon army for Sauron that would be so darn messy. Curse my decision to be Saruman the White. Should have decided to be Saruman the Muddy Brown, or Saruman the Faintly Greenish. White just shows all the slime. |
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05-23-2002, 11:19 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ithilien
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Good, funny, movie. 'Nuff said.
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