03-19-2003, 05:22 PM | #21 |
The Buddy Rabbit
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Ralph Wiggum (ya gotta luv him, not that I'd want him for a kid).
Me fail English? That's unpossible. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma! I bent my wookie. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life I found a moonrock in my nose! That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! |
03-19-2003, 05:41 PM | #22 |
Enting
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Apu:
Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying. Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
03-19-2003, 05:58 PM | #23 |
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http://www.ivotedforkodos.com/simpsons/apu.gif
*laugh* Apu is so my favorite character. "Hey! hey! This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "I have been shot eight times this year. As a result, I almost missed work." "I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?" "Nickel off on expired baby food." "You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone." Apu: "Please do not offer my God a peanut." Homer: "No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz." Apu: "Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again." "I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service." Homer: "You're...selling what, now?" Apu: "I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment." Homer: "You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." [slams the door] Apu: "He's got me there."
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03-19-2003, 11:45 PM | #24 |
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I love this thread!
Homer is the best: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "Trying is the first step towards failure." Gotta love that last one.
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03-20-2003, 12:12 AM | #25 |
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Comic Book Guy is my favorite.
Lisa: "Can I sit here?" CBG (Wearing T-shirt that says, 'Dungeon Master': "Yes. But first you must answer me these questions three." Lisa: "Never mind." "But how can Aquaman marry a woman without gills? You're from two different worlds!" *missile comes zipping toward his head* "Oh, I've wasted my life." "Stan Lee insulted me! But in Bizaar-o world, that means he likes me!" "I am beginning to think that his mind is no longer in mint condition." "Yes, yes. If only you had the power to leave my store...you almost had it there." "Oh, please, I'm not insane. I just want to take you to my lair, and make you my bride."
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03-20-2003, 12:55 PM | #26 |
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CBG is my hero!!!
http://www.parrswood.manchester.sch....ncinghomer.gif thats almost too much physical activitiy for him
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03-20-2003, 02:00 PM | #27 |
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homer-"butter your bacon!!!"
bart-"but my heart hurts" homer-(low growl)"butter it"
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03-20-2003, 02:06 PM | #28 |
Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood
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Homer'oh!
Lisa:A deer! Marge: A female deer! *sigh* What could beat the Simpsons? |
03-20-2003, 04:56 PM | #29 |
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Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day. Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what? Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone. Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night. Lou: But you know, its the little differences. Chief Wiggum: Example? Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it? Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese. Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages? Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.' Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'. Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here? Leonard Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near. Bart: Uh-huh. Hot Dog Vendor: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog? Leonard Nimoy: Surprise me
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
03-20-2003, 05:20 PM | #30 |
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Homer:"Mmmm Buffalo tesicals (sp?)
Lisa:"no, Dad their apples Homer: "APPLES!!?!! pleh pleh "mmmm.... Hippoe" Lisa: "Dad, no, we're trying to conserve energy" Homer: "Lisa! If we start conserving, the environmentalists win!" "Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip!!" Bart- "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson." Homer: *affected voice* My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal worker: Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name? *cut to outside of post office* Homer: Great plan, BART!
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LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!! |
03-20-2003, 05:29 PM | #31 |
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Found somemore, now all Homer Quotes. I love Homer
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream? Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat! Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh... Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good. Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. Kids, if he (Grandpa) starts acting weird, lead him down into the basement Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is. My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r... You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
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LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!! |
03-21-2003, 09:47 AM | #32 |
The Elven Queen Of All Pyros
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i love the simpsons! i've seen like everyone..my favorite quote is....
dr. hibert: "im a little worried about you brother getting better lisa" bart: (stands up and moons everyone with a nose and stethescope and eyes drawn on his butt) "im dr. tush and im a little behind woo!" lisa: he'll be fine
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Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school |
03-25-2003, 05:03 PM | #33 |
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Rev. Lovejoy: Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
03-25-2003, 07:49 PM | #34 |
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My favourite would have to be:
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. Or Hutz: I've argued in front of every judge in this state -- often as a lawyer. |
03-25-2003, 11:29 PM | #35 |
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ralph is a classic
ralph:whats a battle ralph:whats a diorama ralph:my doctor said my nose wont bleed as much if i just keep my finger out of it
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03-29-2003, 10:28 AM | #36 |
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D'oh
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03-31-2003, 05:43 AM | #37 |
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Homer is King
Homer: All right brain, you don't like me & I don't like you. But let's just get me through this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Homer's brain: It's a deal! Yet another Homer quote: Oh Lisa, you & your stories - "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that....building....thingy, where our beds & TV....is
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03-31-2003, 05:49 AM | #38 |
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stay away from that wackie tobaccie!
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03-31-2003, 09:44 AM | #39 |
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Ralph:This tastes like Gramma
Cheif Wiggum: Your right it DOES taste like Gramma YEAH 500 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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