09-20-2002, 08:03 PM | #21 |
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Great Thread, you guys. This is my Dad's "advice"
*Make sure your home is safe before you start bragging to Elves about it * Don't get ash on a Hobbits Tomatoes
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09-21-2002, 03:22 AM | #22 |
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Hee hee hee! Funny!
*The shorter you are, the more you can eat! (hobbits...) *Trusting any mysterious or evil people to stay dead is just asking for it. Ermmm...These aren't very funny. I can't think of any more at the moment. Lanelf.
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09-21-2002, 10:44 AM | #23 |
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Galadriel, this is an awesome thread. I love reading some of these out loud to my fellow LOTR fanatics @ school. I thought up a few more in Health (the most interesting class, ya right) anyways here they are.
*Don't rush an Entmoot *If you want to be late for dinner, go on an adventure *If twelve dwarves an one wizard show up @ your door for tea, be ready for some major smoke rings.
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09-21-2002, 05:08 PM | #24 |
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Well, *I* thought it was witty at the time... I'm glad to have clever people like you guys pitch in, because after the first few ideas, I went kind of braindead.
Off the top of my head, a couple more: -If you're a bad guy, and somebody makes a good prophecy about your future, there's probably a catch. -"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" (Yes, I know it's a movie quote, and I've been reading the books for years and years before the movie came out... but I just couldn't help myself!)
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09-21-2002, 05:08 PM | #25 |
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I'm in love with this thread!! Galadriel, thank you thank you thank you!!! Here's another one
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09-21-2002, 05:26 PM | #26 |
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- If galadriel give you a box containing a seed and dust, resist the urge to sneeze.
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09-25-2002, 10:50 PM | #27 |
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So lembas *is* God! Yes, I know that I'm overanalyzing your words and making stupid logic jumps based on them. But it's so much FUN!
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09-26-2002, 05:41 PM | #29 |
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Typo corrected
Sorry to take so long about it galadriel. I have corrected the typo at your request.
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09-26-2002, 07:44 PM | #30 |
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Thanks.
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09-26-2002, 08:08 PM | #31 |
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Never invite a guy called Melkor into your orchestra!
Never go to sleep under a Willow tree..unless there's a guy with a bright blue hat and yellow boots handy. Never tell a bloke called Hurin any of your secrets. And Never..Ever..dis Galadriel whilst in the same room as me...(or Gimli)
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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Do not focus exclusively on the beautiful shield maiden when there is a sneaky little kneebiter hobbit with a Duadan blade skulking around.
Mainten a reasonable guard around critical important, such as the CRack Of Doom. Do not dally in Elven controlled rivers. Although pilows and bolsters may resemble hobbits, they are not the same. Do not sit down on Elven Blades. When the elite marching squard of Morgoth's spells out in giant letters "Trap is here, please enter and die" use a different plan of approach and battle.
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Beware of Dark Lords bearing gifts. They aren't just being nice. There's a catch
Rings are dangerous Don't trust family hierlooms. They may have been created by a Dark Lord. Never piss off a Dark Lord. if you're going to do anything invovling large spiders, have your Balrog Search & Rescue Team ready (I saw that one on another site) In fact, don't do anything involving large spiders. They may try to steal your jewels and eat you. Pity can save the world Never underestimate the power of short people If a dragon talks, don't listen Incest is bad Jewels can cause family feuds Stay on good terms w/ the Valar. When they get piss, THEY GET PISSED If the jewel hurts you, get rid of it.
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In water there lives yet the echo of the music of the gods more than in any substance else that is in this Earth:and many hearken still unsated to the voices of the sea, and yet know not for what they listen.
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09-29-2002, 02:50 PM | #37 |
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10-01-2002, 01:35 AM | #38 |
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These are GREAT!!! Muchas gracias, Galadriel!
*Don't be hasty... *If your sword glows, run for the nearest wizard or Ranger, and cling to their legs, whilst screaming at the top of your lungs. O.K. The last one isn't such good advice, but I'm new at this!
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Not meaning to be nasty to any hobbits or hobbit-friends (like Elf-Friends, but different), but that would be soooo funny! Lanelf.
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*Balrogs= bad news
*If you're losing to orcs and they run, may you should, too *If in doubt, hug a tree. Or talk to it.
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