If you had the one ring - Page 2

afro-elf · 02-03-2002, 05:38 PM

HEY! My English is fine. My typing is VERY POOR

Battle raged Baranavar chases Noldo around the library in Rivendell

afro-elf · 02-03-2002, 05:46 PM

Both stop as they stumble upon Elrond reading "NEKKID ELF BABES of LINDON" Quenya Edition.

" I only read it for the interviews." says the Master of Imladris.

Afro-Elf and Inoldonil smile and quietly walk away.

Ñólendil · 02-03-2002, 05:49 PM

Arathorn · 02-03-2002, 11:06 PM

Afro-Elf,

So that's why the elves are so fair.

FoolofaTook11 · 02-07-2002, 09:29 PM

If the ring was mine, I'd have some fun scaring people half to death, then just chuck it into the back of my closet with the rest of my stuff cuz nobody wants to see me mad..hehehehe

....have fun afro-elf and wayfarer.

bropous · 02-07-2002, 09:42 PM

I think my corruption would be manifest in the size and variety of my harem.

Evenstar · 02-10-2002, 02:19 AM

I I had the one ring I would beckon Frodo to me and follow him to Mount Doom!!!
I don't know what I would do...but there are a couple of people at school that might feel the wrath of my evil!!! (If that made no sense...ignore me)

Arathorn · 02-10-2002, 03:16 AM

I'm thinking of auctioning it to the highest bidder. The world moguls will place all their fortune to get it.

Hapira_Brandybuck · 02-10-2002, 04:07 PM

If I got it..... it would have a lot of fun with me because I'm evil enough as it is

I think I would start by annhilating all of the a-holes in my school and becoming a temptress..... hee hee

Frodo's Girl · 02-13-2002, 08:30 PM

I would destroy it for Frodo (to sweet to corrupt) or use it to rule all of Middle Earth!!!!! Muhahahahah!!!!!!!! All shall bow down to me!!!!!
Wait, uh, reality check! I am a good girl, good girl, good girl, oh, did I say good girl?! Must.....not....fall......to.......evil.....ring!! !!!

__________________________
FRODO LIVES!!!!!!! (with me that is)

ragamuffin92 · 02-13-2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frodo's Girl
I would destroy it for Frodo (to sweet to corrupt) or use it to rule all of Middle Earth!!!!! Muhahahahah!!!!!!!! All shall bow down to me!!!!!
Wait, uh, reality check! I am a good girl, good girl, good girl, oh, did I say good girl?! Must.....not....fall......to.......evil.....ring!! !!!

Come on now, repeat after me..."I pass the test; I will diminish, and go to college (eventually), and remain Frodo's Girl."

Arathorn · 02-13-2002, 11:11 PM

LOL, and after college, the one ring will have lost its glitter what with all the one rings in ebay and every other cable subscriber's garage sale.

ragamuffin92 · 02-13-2002, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
LOL, and after college, the one ring will have lost its glitter what with the all the one rings in ebay and every other cable subscriber's garage sale.

That's very true, and it kinda puts a different spin on the "ash nazg"poem--
"47,000 One Rings to rule them all, 47,000 One Rings to find them,
47,000 One Rings to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of eBay, where the cheap collectibles lie."

Arathorn · 02-14-2002, 12:00 AM

I can see it now:

Frodo: Hey Sauron, can I go to you're house?
Sauron: Sure, heheh, anytime my young halfling..
F: Look here, my one ring is shinier than you're one ring.
S: (takes it) Ahhah! I finally got the 47,000th one ring! I shall now rule!

F: That's ok, there's another batch of 80,000 coming from the manufacturers. It says so at ebay due to insistent public demand

S: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

Evenstar · 02-18-2002, 04:22 AM

LMAOLMAO

Tanoliel · 02-18-2002, 06:07 PM

First: get rid of all annoying people at my school (wow, that cuts it down to about half...and mostly people I don't KNOW...)
Second: Make all those people return Isengard to lovely tree-ness.
Third: Try to make the world really good...
Fourth: end up going crazy..
Fifth:and wanting fishesses....
Sixth: Lord Smeagol....Gollum the Great....precious....
argh! No! I will stay pure!

I wonder what would have happened if Galadriel hadn't passed the test? What M.E. would've been like had Galadriel been Queen..."all shall love me and despair!" (creepy...)
Or if Gandalf had gotten it...yikes.
-tano

Arathorn · 02-19-2002, 01:26 AM

Name you're ugly dog Sauron and keep showing him the ring and saying "Lookie here, Lookie here"

Elf Girl · 02-24-2002, 03:58 PM

hi I'm new!

If I had the ring anyone who had not read the books would lie bound and gagged and blindfolded listening to LoTR on tape. Any non-fans who have read the books would be imprisoned in an empty room for a year till they almost die of boredom and then be presented with a full set. And I would rulesss them, yess my precious, yessss and have fishessss yes my pre- Nooooooooooooo!!! I, too, am too sweet to corrupt.

Laurelyn · 02-24-2002, 06:13 PM

If I had the One Ring I would sink it in a tank full of cheap plastic aquarium plants . . .

Tanoliel · 02-24-2002, 07:16 PM

Welcome, Elf Girl!
Yes...too sweet...we all know the story...but then the precious comes...yesss, yess it doesess, doesn't it precious? And we eats fishessess every day. All the fishessess we wants, fresh from the sea...Lord Smeagol. Heee...Gollum the Great...
ahem....*cough* RIGHT. Anyway....

I like the idea of binding them...and making them listen to tapes...but if people who don't respect Tolkien get ideas, then we're stuck with some horrid stuff..."if you want him come and claim him," HONESTLY....Frodo's line was SO much better! "By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither the ring nor me!" Haha, take that you black riders you...

I'm not insane. Really. Just mildly crazy...bordering on insanity...I think I'll shut up now...
-tano

02-03-2002, 05:38 PM	#21
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	HEY! My English is fine. My typing is VERY POOR Battle raged Baranavar chases Noldo around the library in Rivendell __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

02-03-2002, 05:46 PM	#22
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Both stop as they stumble upon Elrond reading "NEKKID ELF BABES of LINDON" Quenya Edition. " I only read it for the interviews." says the Master of Imladris. Afro-Elf and Inoldonil smile and quietly walk away. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

02-03-2002, 05:49 PM	#23
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	lol __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

02-03-2002, 11:06 PM	#24
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Afro-Elf, So that's why the elves are so fair. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-07-2002, 09:29 PM	#25
FoolofaTook11 Sapling Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: A hobbit hole in Jersey Posts: 13	If the ring was mine, I'd have some fun scaring people half to death, then just chuck it into the back of my closet with the rest of my stuff cuz nobody wants to see me mad..hehehehe ....have fun afro-elf and wayfarer. __________________ "Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time. then you will be no further nusance! Now be quiet!" I luv Orlando Bloom!

02-07-2002, 09:42 PM	#26
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	I think my corruption would be manifest in the size and variety of my harem. __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

02-10-2002, 02:19 AM	#27
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	LOL I I had the one ring I would beckon Frodo to me and follow him to Mount Doom!!! I don't know what I would do...but there are a couple of people at school that might feel the wrath of my evil!!! (If that made no sense...ignore me) __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

02-10-2002, 03:16 AM	#28
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I'm thinking of auctioning it to the highest bidder. The world moguls will place all their fortune to get it. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-10-2002 at 06:28 AM.

02-10-2002, 04:07 PM	#29
Hapira_Brandybuck Enting Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NW IN Posts: 75	If I got it..... it would have a lot of fun with me because I'm evil enough as it is I think I would start by annhilating all of the a-holes in my school and becoming a temptress..... hee hee __________________ -Hapira Brandybuck 'My dear Frodo!' exclaimed Gandalf. 'Hobbits really are amazing creatures, as I have said before. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch.

02-13-2002, 08:30 PM	#30
Frodo's Girl Sapling Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 11	I would destroy it for Frodo (to sweet to corrupt) or use it to rule all of Middle Earth!!!!! Muhahahahah!!!!!!!! All shall bow down to me!!!!! Wait, uh, reality check! I am a good girl, good girl, good girl, oh, did I say good girl?! Must.....not....fall......to.......evil.....ring!! !!! __________________________ FRODO LIVES!!!!!!! (with me that is) __________________ -Bounce

02-13-2002, 11:11 PM	#32
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	LOL, and after college, the one ring will have lost its glitter what with all the one rings in ebay and every other cable subscriber's garage sale. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-26-2002 at 01:28 AM.

02-14-2002, 12:00 AM	#34
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I can see it now: Frodo: Hey Sauron, can I go to you're house? Sauron: Sure, heheh, anytime my young halfling.. F: Look here, my one ring is shinier than you're one ring. S: (takes it) Ahhah! I finally got the 47,000th one ring! I shall now rule! F: That's ok, there's another batch of 80,000 coming from the manufacturers. It says so at ebay due to insistent public demand S: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-18-2002, 04:22 AM	#35
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	LMAOLMAO __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

02-18-2002, 06:07 PM	#36
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	First: get rid of all annoying people at my school (wow, that cuts it down to about half...and mostly people I don't KNOW...) Second: Make all those people return Isengard to lovely tree-ness. Third: Try to make the world really good... Fourth: end up going crazy.. Fifth:and wanting fishesses.... Sixth: Lord Smeagol....Gollum the Great....precious.... argh! No! I will stay pure! I wonder what would have happened if Galadriel hadn't passed the test? What M.E. would've been like had Galadriel been Queen..."all shall love me and despair!" (creepy...) Or if Gandalf had gotten it...yikes. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

02-19-2002, 01:26 AM	#37
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Name you're ugly dog Sauron and keep showing him the ring and saying "Lookie here, Lookie here" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-24-2002, 03:58 PM	#38
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	hi I'm new! If I had the ring anyone who had not read the books would lie bound and gagged and blindfolded listening to LoTR on tape. Any non-fans who have read the books would be imprisoned in an empty room for a year till they almost die of boredom and then be presented with a full set. And I would rulesss them, yess my precious, yessss and have fishessss yes my pre- Nooooooooooooo!!! I, too, am too sweet to corrupt. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium... Last edited by Elf Girl : 02-24-2002 at 04:17 PM.

02-24-2002, 06:13 PM	#39
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	If I had the One Ring I would sink it in a tank full of cheap plastic aquarium plants . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-24-2002, 07:16 PM	#40
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Welcome, Elf Girl! Yes...too sweet...we all know the story...but then the precious comes...yesss, yess it doesess, doesn't it precious? And we eats fishessess every day. All the fishessess we wants, fresh from the sea...Lord Smeagol. Heee...Gollum the Great... ahem....cough RIGHT. Anyway.... I like the idea of binding them...and making them listen to tapes...but if people who don't respect Tolkien get ideas, then we're stuck with some horrid stuff..."if you want him come and claim him," HONESTLY....Frodo's line was SO much better! "By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither the ring nor me!" Haha, take that you black riders you... I'm not insane. Really. Just mildly crazy...bordering on insanity...I think I'll shut up now... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

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