02-03-2005, 10:05 AM | #21 |
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I need to see more Monty. Especially from the Circus. haven't seen a bit, almost. Only the movies; Meaning of Life, Holy Grail and Life of Brian.
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You hate the Holy Grail!? But it's hilarious! It's Classic Python. You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiith... a herring! -But that's impossible! Oh please. *whisper* It's the old man from scene 24!
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02-03-2005, 10:12 AM | #23 |
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BRIAN: Did you say... 'ex-leper'?
EX-LEPER: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir. BRIAN: Well, what happened? EX-LEPER: I was cured, sir. BRIAN: Cured? EX-LEPER: Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you. BRIAN: Who cured you? EX-LEPER: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder. BRIAN: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again? EX-LEPER: Ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but, uh-- MANDY: Brian! Come and clean your room out. BRIAN: There you are. EX-LEPER: Thank you, sir. Thanks-- Half a denary for me bloody life story? BRIAN: There's no pleasing some people. EX-LEPER: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
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02-03-2005, 10:15 AM | #24 |
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Are you the Judean People's Front? REG: **** off! BRIAN: What? REG: Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk. FRANCIS: Wankers. BRIAN: Can I... join your group? REG: No. Piss off. The whole scene is so good, but I didn't make it all, the post would have been huge!
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02-03-2005, 12:16 PM | #25 |
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BoP is an heretic! Not like the Holy Grail!? Absurd! Beyond Absurd. A bloody great TURD that!
Send her to get the great beast of an ATTACK Rabbit! THE MEDICAL LOVE SONG is an all-time classic as well. Just remember that NGU is now known as Clamydia!
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02-03-2005, 01:34 PM | #26 |
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All I've seen so far is the Holy Grail.
My brother ordered the Flying Circus from the library... but I went away to college before he got it. That's always the way, isn't it?
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What a peculiar performance.
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Holy Grail, Flying Circus, Bwian...Love 'em all.
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02-03-2005, 05:19 PM | #29 |
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I like the dirty spoon skit.
And now for the punchline... THE PUNCHLINE "Good thing I didn't tell him about the dirty knife!" Also the funniest joke in the world. That one is priceless.
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02-03-2005, 05:28 PM | #30 |
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and now, the middle of the film
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02-03-2005, 06:16 PM | #31 |
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Can't remember the script, but the Fruit attacks sketch is a favourite...as well as the couple going to the psychyatrist......
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02-03-2005, 06:18 PM | #32 |
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#...It's Christmas in Heaven...#
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02-03-2005, 10:54 PM | #33 |
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Enjoy: http://www.entmoot.com/showthread.php?t=367
Anyone can regurgitate well known lines. Lets see some creativity and combine it with something we all love. And I still say Cirdan was the master of this stuff.
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02-04-2005, 12:40 AM | #34 |
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Well, if that's your cup of tea, read this: http://www.xenocorp.net/H_bardCorner/MPFotR.htm
It's complete and very funny, particularly the scene with Merry and Pippin in the Prancing Pony a la the Holy Grail effeminate prince's guards. Pippin: Ha, ha, what a kidder! (loudly) Hey everyone, come and meet Mr. "Underhill" with his plain, old, ordinary gold ring! Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say-no-more, say-no-more! Frodo: Any chance we can "accidentally" leave Pippin and Merry here?
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02-08-2005, 07:19 PM | #35 |
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Oh, I remember the fruit attacks, and that coal miner sketch is great!
Does anyone remember the Olympic Hide-and-Seek sketch from one of the tv shows? That one just cracked me up! Also the "someone of the north" sketch (can't remember the name) where all it is is the announcer saying in an impressive voice, "Someone of the North", and some guy totally wrapped up in furs and skins, trying to get up on his horse, and he can't do it because he can hardly move!
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Gilraen to Elrond: He's not the Elessar, he's a very naughty boy!
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02-09-2005, 07:34 AM | #37 |
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How about the one where all the aliens come and make the scottish guy make them kilts, and they go to Wimbledon? or the camel watcher?
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05-07-2005, 06:22 PM | #38 |
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I been watching The Flying Circus on BBC and for the most part I still crack up at the humor. Some is a bit much to take without the drugs, but still, great stuff!
So have you Pythonos ever seen Yellowbeard??
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05-12-2005, 09:24 PM | #39 |
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the spanish inquisition is great,
as is the fish slapping dance and the man who is alternatly rude and polite: (a bit) o, thank you O THANK YOU SAYS THE GREAT QUEEN, LIKE A LA-DEE-DA POOFTA!
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come on some one!
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