What if this or that or someone or something be a woman? - Page 2

Ruinel · 05-07-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
nah i probably deserved it in most cases. i mean from the ones that werent just plane insane.

Well, stop looking for women in the insane asylum. If you say you deserve it, you probably did.

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 05-07-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex

but since we are on the subject i dont think its a coincidence that all hurricanes are named for women.

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yea...well...its not our fault we're plagued (yes plagued) with hormones that make us be extremly irritable once a month

a funny quote from the pitts....
on not wanting to turn into a warewolf:
the wife:"i dont want to turn into a raging b*tch once a month.....doooon't"
the husband: "i wasnt"

Sminty_Smeagol · 05-07-2003, 08:44 PM

well, most girls only get bitchy and irritable one a month... atleast you don't have a personality that makes you bitchy and irritable *all* the time....

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 05-07-2003, 08:54 PM

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Cony comparing females to cars thats a great analogy and could get us both in lots of trouble if not handled delicately me thinks...

*whistling sweet 69*

Can just imagine....

damn...i forgot to lock up laura
crap! i gotta fix lauras moter again

and suddenly...the little wheely thing they use to go under cars makes more sense

Insidious Rex · 05-07-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
yea...well...its not our fault we're plagued (yes plagued) with hormones that make us be extremly irritable once a month

yes i definitely prefer the other hormones you guys have. a lot more fun to deal with. and i dont get as many solid objects thrown in my direction when these hormones kick in.

Aralyn · 05-07-2003, 10:39 PM

Computers. Women are like computers. WAY too complex to figure out. ONe minute they are one way the next another.

And I'm a women and I till think that

jerseydevil · 05-07-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Aralyn
Computers. Women are like computers. WAY too complex to figure out. ONe minute they are one way the next another.

And if they're like a computer that has Windows - they're always crashing at the worst possible times.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-08-2003, 12:46 AM

Is it just me, or is this a thread for fantasizing about inanimate (sp?) objects?

Baby-K · 05-08-2003, 01:54 AM

My turn...........Coney, IR yer gonna get a flogging for saying I'm like a damned car! (Lemme guess Mr Rabbit - yer Mini blew up in yer face again?

). If I'm a car I insist on being a Ferrari

OK from a woman's perspective.........women are like...........ok well no inanimate object I can think of can capture the beauty and complex nature of women, so blech.

Men on the other hand are like chocolates, 'cos they go straight for the hips

Coney · 05-08-2003, 04:51 AM

(Lemme guess Mr Rabbit - yer Mini blew up in yer face again? ).

heh, nah.........it is suffering (or should I say making me suffer) with permanent PMT tho'

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Men on the other hand are like chocolates, 'cos they go straight for the hips

LOL!

.............but we all know that chocolate tempts the lips first

Baby-K · 05-08-2003, 05:41 AM

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LOL!.............but we all know that chocolate tempts the lips first

Yeah, but you know what they say: A moment on the lips.....a lifetime on the hips

Sheeana · 05-08-2003, 05:48 AM

Hmmm, I dunno, this whole lips thing sounds like an Urban Legend to me.

Baby-K · 05-09-2003, 09:34 AM

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

(Got that one from a friend)

And since we're with fruit...........

Men are like lemons, you enjoy them more with some salt & tequila

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

(Got that one from a friend)

And since we're with fruit...........

Men are like lemons, you enjoy them more with some salt & tequila

Re: Apple analogy... good one.

Although, I've never felt there was something wrong with me. Just not enough good climbers. {Still recalls the talk with mom before high school: boys don't like smart girls... you might want to play that down a bit, hun. Me: phfft! If they can't keep up, mom, I don't need them.}
Re: lemon analogy... I think you mean limes... you shoot tequila with limes and salt.

Baby-K · 05-09-2003, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Re: Apple analogy... good one. Although, I've never felt there was something wrong with me. Just not enough good climbers. {Still recalls the talk with mom before high school: boys don't like smart girls... you might want to play that down a bit, hun. Me: phfft! If they can't keep up, mom, I don't need them.}
Re: lemon analogy... I think you mean limes... you shoot tequila with limes and salt.

Lemons, limes, whatever, we've done it with pickled gherkins, fact remains that salt & tequila is required

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Lemons, limes, whatever, we've done it with pickled gherkins, fact remains that salt & tequila is required

*loves to shoot tequila... but it make her too... amiable... if you know what I mean.*

05-07-2003, 08:44 PM	#23
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	well, most girls only get bitchy and irritable one a month... atleast you don't have a personality that makes you bitchy and irritable all the time.... __________________ I love the fishes. Last edited by Sminty_Smeagol : 05-07-2003 at 08:45 PM.

05-07-2003, 10:39 PM	#26
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	Computers. Women are like computers. WAY too complex to figure out. ONe minute they are one way the next another. And I'm a women and I till think that __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-08-2003, 12:46 AM	#28
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Is it just me, or is this a thread for fantasizing about inanimate (sp?) objects? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-08-2003, 01:54 AM	#29
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	My turn...........Coney, IR yer gonna get a flogging for saying I'm like a damned car! (Lemme guess Mr Rabbit - yer Mini blew up in yer face again? ). If I'm a car I insist on being a Ferrari OK from a woman's perspective.........women are like...........ok well no inanimate object I can think of can capture the beauty and complex nature of women, so blech. Men on the other hand are like chocolates, 'cos they go straight for the hips __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

05-09-2003, 09:34 AM	#33
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. (Got that one from a friend) And since we're with fruit........... Men are like lemons, you enjoy them more with some salt & tequila __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

05-08-2003, 05:48 AM	#32
Sheeana Lord of the Pants Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,382	Hmmm, I dunno, this whole lips thing sounds like an Urban Legend to me.

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