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05-07-2003, 07:30 PM | #21 | |
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05-07-2003, 08:42 PM | #22 | |
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yea...well...its not our fault we're plagued (yes plagued) with hormones that make us be extremly irritable once a month a funny quote from the pitts.... on not wanting to turn into a warewolf: the wife:"i dont want to turn into a raging b*tch once a month.....doooon't" the husband: "i wasnt"
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05-07-2003, 08:44 PM | #23 |
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well, most girls only get bitchy and irritable one a month... atleast you don't have a personality that makes you bitchy and irritable *all* the time....
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05-07-2003, 08:54 PM | #24 | |
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damn...i forgot to lock up laura crap! i gotta fix lauras moter again and suddenly...the little wheely thing they use to go under cars makes more sense
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05-07-2003, 09:46 PM | #25 | |
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05-07-2003, 10:39 PM | #26 |
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Computers. Women are like computers. WAY too complex to figure out. ONe minute they are one way the next another.
And I'm a women and I till think that
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05-07-2003, 10:48 PM | #27 | |
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05-08-2003, 12:46 AM | #28 |
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Is it just me, or is this a thread for fantasizing about inanimate (sp?) objects?
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05-08-2003, 01:54 AM | #29 |
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My turn...........Coney, IR yer gonna get a flogging for saying I'm like a damned car! (Lemme guess Mr Rabbit - yer Mini blew up in yer face again? ). If I'm a car I insist on being a Ferrari
OK from a woman's perspective.........women are like...........ok well no inanimate object I can think of can capture the beauty and complex nature of women, so blech. Men on the other hand are like chocolates, 'cos they go straight for the hips
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05-08-2003, 04:51 AM | #30 | |
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(Lemme guess Mr Rabbit - yer Mini blew up in yer face again? ).
heh, nah.........it is suffering (or should I say making me suffer) with permanent PMT tho' Quote:
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05-08-2003, 05:41 AM | #31 | |
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05-08-2003, 05:48 AM | #32 |
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Hmmm, I dunno, this whole lips thing sounds like an Urban Legend to me.
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05-09-2003, 09:34 AM | #33 |
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
(Got that one from a friend) And since we're with fruit........... Men are like lemons, you enjoy them more with some salt & tequila
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05-09-2003, 09:58 AM | #34 | |
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Re: lemon analogy... I think you mean limes... you shoot tequila with limes and salt. |
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05-09-2003, 10:01 AM | #35 | |
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05-09-2003, 10:09 AM | #36 | |
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*loves to shoot tequila... but it make her too... amiable... if you know what I mean.* |
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