04-09-2002, 09:24 AM | #21 |
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What about dwarf and dragon? How would it breath without singing its beard?
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04-09-2002, 09:52 AM | #22 |
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That's easy. When you witness a dragon-cross-dwarf, you will notice that the beard now grows upon the top of said being's snout. Since dwarves and dragons are both very hardy creatures, the texture of the beard would be as barbed-wire, yet of mithril construction. Therefore, in light of this new wisdom, you will understand that even though the beard is on top of the snout, and not below it, the rising heat will not damage, or singe, the beard. Anything else?
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I'd like to see artist rendering of these (not in the act... after the fact.... hey I'm a poet and I... nevermind)
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04-11-2002, 06:40 PM | #25 |
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BoP I've been scarred enough by the slashiness of two different flavors (N Sync and LotR) I don't think there's much else that can harm me
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04-11-2002, 06:56 PM | #26 |
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Oh no! We must save you from N*Suck! Repent your sins before it is too late!
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04-12-2002, 02:40 AM | #27 |
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If I could draw I would create the most inspirational art anyone of you has ever witnessed.
However, I can't, so, on your way. *Anduril thinks to himself "Hrrrmmm.....maybe I should attempt something....hrrmmmm...."* |
04-12-2002, 04:13 AM | #28 |
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I'd like to see that!!! Especially what a half dwarf, half Argonath would look like! Ai!
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04-12-2002, 04:19 AM | #29 |
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Fine. I will draw images that only mine mind can conceive. You might be shocked. When I can exist as brief possessor of scanner, you will experience my imagination in all its entirety - oh yes you will....all of you....mmwwwahahaha!
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er... right....
*discretely puts filter on Anduril's computer*
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04-12-2002, 04:42 AM | #31 |
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Anduril : Intercepts BoP's discretion, and grabs hold of filter. Anduril's hand caresses BoP's, just for a second, sending shivers of teenage embarrasment (and also pleasure) through BoP...
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04-12-2002, 04:44 AM | #32 |
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"Teenage"?? Are you sure you're not projecting there?
*Pinches Andurils rear end* *Whistles innocently*
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Even though BoP showed great maturity, indeed greater than her years, she still, on occasion, showed signs of adolescent romantic behaviour...
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Watch it! Or I'll grope your elbow...
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Anduril smiles whenever he hears the word "grope" - especially when it comes from BoP...
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04-12-2002, 05:10 AM | #36 |
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Stop waggling your elbows like a girl, and I might.
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I. AM. DUNEDWARF!!
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*Will not giggle.... will not giggle.... will not.... giggle...*
Kiss and make up!! or I'll not grope your elbows for a year.
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"... And may I say, not in a shy way, Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way..."
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