03-04-2006, 07:58 PM | #21 | |
Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College!
Posts: 1,976
|
Quote:
28. Your toast lands with the buttered side down. ( Just had to say it! Good ol' Murphy)
__________________
Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
|
03-04-2006, 11:58 PM | #22 | |
Spaceman Spiff
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me
Posts: 1,438
|
Quote:
That always seems to happen with my pizza. Just did it yesterday actually. 29. You stumble in the dark to find your lamp and when you go to turn it on the bulb blows leaving you completly blinded and still in the dark.
__________________
Do you hear that? |
|
03-05-2006, 10:42 PM | #23 | |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator
|
|
03-19-2006, 03:10 PM | #24 |
Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
|
31. You lose something, so you go out and buy another one of what you lost. Then, after you bought it, you find the thing you lost.
32. When you really need to talk to someone on the phone, their line is busy or the power goes out. 33. Power outages always happen during your favorite TV show, but never when shows you hate are on.
__________________
Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
03-19-2006, 11:18 PM | #25 | |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator
|
|
03-20-2006, 12:28 PM | #26 |
of the House of Bëor
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Eastwards.
Posts: 979
|
34. You run out of something you really need. Hurriedly buy some more, even though it's high-prized. Next day, it's on a 30% discount.
__________________
I'm good in bed - I can sleep for days |
03-24-2006, 04:43 PM | #27 | |
Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
|
Quote:
35. You're watching a movie intently, and during the few seconds that you're not paying attention, something important happens. 36. You go to check out a book at the library or rent a movie, but they don't have the movie or book you want. 37. You go to the store to get something, and there's only one of that item left. Then, when you're reaching for it, someone else takes it. 38. It's New Year's Eve, and you're really excited about staying up. Then, you fall asleep a few minutes before midnight. Luckily, only number 36 has happened to me.
__________________
Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
|
03-24-2006, 08:08 PM | #28 | |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator
|
|
03-25-2006, 01:34 PM | #29 | ||
Friendly Neigborhood Sith Lord
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: USA
Posts: 2,080
|
37. you buy gas, then the next day gas prices drop twenty cents, but by the time you NEED gas again its raised back up to what it was before.
__________________
I was Press Secretary for the Berlioz administration and also, but not limited to, owner and co operator of fully armed and operational battle station EDDIE Quote:
Quote:
|
||
04-01-2006, 11:43 PM | #30 |
Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
|
40. Your car doesn't need gas, until you're far away from a gas station.
41. You're going skiing, and the one time that you leave the chains for your tires at home, you need them. Then you can't go skiing because you're not allowed to go on the roads without chains. Edit: What happens if we're able to come up with more than 101 facts of life?
__________________
Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth Last edited by Thain Peregrin Took I : 04-01-2006 at 11:44 PM. |
04-03-2006, 07:45 PM | #31 |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Thank you!
Um...No comment! *looks around hurriedly and walks away whistling*
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator
|
04-09-2006, 10:22 PM | #32 |
Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
|
42. The stop light turns red just before your car reaches it.
43. The street crossing sign turns from 'walk' to 'don't walk' just before you start crossing the street.
__________________
Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
04-17-2006, 01:58 AM | #33 |
King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
Posts: 2,002
|
Arrr...I hate #14, because its accurate.
__________________
"THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!" |
03-21-2008, 10:59 AM | #34 |
Kraken King
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,714
|
#44. You get in all the classes you want, then the school loses some paperwork and you lose them all, only for the school to find the paperwork afterwards. (true story)
#45.You find some pants in your closet, try 'em on, love 'em, only to find out they are your friend's. #46. They one time you are gonna be late for a far away class, you pull onto the highway in front of a cop.
__________________
One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
03-21-2008, 10:54 PM | #35 |
The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,773
|
OOoooooh....Dont even get me started on #46....
__________________
Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
03-22-2008, 11:31 PM | #36 |
Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
|
Wow... This thread's been revived. I almost forgot about it. Lol.
47. You find a shirt in a clearance rack. It fits perfectly, and it's totally adorable. When you get to the register, it turns out that it wasn't on clearance and it's mega expensive, and someone had just put it on the clearance rack by accident (or on purpose, if they're evil... )
__________________
Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
03-22-2008, 11:41 PM | #37 |
the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
Posts: 10,647
|
Don't the things on the clearance rack normally have price tags on them?
__________________
"Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords |
03-24-2008, 01:22 AM | #38 |
Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
|
Usually, but sometimes it will be like "50% off marked price" and then it will have a little sign that shows what the new prices would be, or there will be a sign that says "$3" or something, and the thing that you pick out looks similar to the other things on the rack, so you just don't bother to look at the price.
__________________
Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
05-13-2008, 12:16 AM | #39 | |
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
48. You open your own, recently revived thread and, not recognizing it, say to yourself "My, what a strange thread." 49. The one time you key up your radio transmitter and the transmission actually hits the repeater, you're just testing and have no time to talk.
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator
|
|
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
NEW! the memoirs of hectorberlioz | hectorberlioz | Writer's Workshop | 108 | 01-16-2007 02:57 PM |
forgotten things from the fellowship of the ring | hectorberlioz | Lord of the Rings Books | 16 | 08-18-2003 12:45 PM |
Letting things run there course | Sween | Middle Earth | 6 | 06-05-2003 12:41 AM |
Favorite Song? | FrodoFriend | Entertainment Forum | 173 | 05-28-2003 02:33 PM |