06-04-2002, 04:55 PM | #21 |
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Saruman to grima
*looking at palantir* hey lets play bowling Lindir now for that milli vanilli classic eowyn darn i broke a nail galadriel celeborn i'm leaving you for gimli treebeard we need some more fire wood
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06-04-2002, 04:55 PM | #22 |
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lol, yea..
whenever i read Lotr now i start to think gandalf talks with a lisp
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06-04-2002, 05:00 PM | #23 |
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yeah i guess he' is the secret FLAME of arnor
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06-04-2002, 05:45 PM | #24 |
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Now, now. 'Nuff with the homophobic jokes.
Hurin: Maaaaan... I LOVE the view!
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06-04-2002, 06:12 PM | #25 |
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Sam to Frodo) Hey Ummm Frodo after this journey and all I have been thinking about this so called friendship of ours. I mean I think it is time that we should be more than friends. I mean realy its not like have not seen each other in many different ways. So will you marry me.
Elrond to Aragorn) Hey Arwen. OOPs . I mean Celebrian. Oh shoot. I mean gandalf. Oh never mind.
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06-05-2002, 12:53 AM | #26 |
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Smaug - Anyone got any matches?
Gimli - Galadriel, you look like the north end of a south bound horse. Gollum - I'll have the filet mignon with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy with some red wine. Treebeard - Now where did I leave my chainsaw?
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06-05-2002, 12:59 AM | #27 |
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thorin-how bout you take the arkenstone? its nice isnt it!
hurin and huor-we stay here while you run off? hell no man!
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06-05-2002, 01:59 AM | #28 | |
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those were homosexual jokes not homophobic. I'm not homophobic.
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06-05-2002, 05:18 AM | #31 | |
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I'm not homophobic as I stated above and I make fun of everyone if you want i can start on legolas but that would be too easy
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-05-2002, 06:33 AM | #32 |
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Aragorn at the gate of Rohan: hear take Anduril and try it out to it makes one hell of a sword.
Gandalf: I am retiering hey Saruman you can take over now. Frodo in pawn shop: How much for this ring? Eowyn; How do ride a horse again.
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As long as everyone's made fun of, eh? Just leave Legoboy alone
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06-05-2002, 12:39 PM | #34 |
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06-05-2002, 03:14 PM | #35 |
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Gimli - Hey, another two weeks and then I'll be able to take my vacation to the Paths of the Dead.
Black Riders - Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! Frodo - You know, I've always wanted to go there. I hear it's so pretty this time of year. Sorry Glorfindel. I'll come back to visit every now and then. Wait up guys!
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06-05-2002, 03:19 PM | #36 |
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06-05-2002, 04:58 PM | #37 |
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These are funny
Sam to Frodo: I don't want to come with you to Mordor. You go on right a head. I will stay here in Rivendell with the elves. Merry and Pippin: yeah us too. We don't want to come with you.
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06-05-2002, 05:09 PM | #38 |
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Feanor: I'm a villain!
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06-05-2002, 08:58 PM | #39 |
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Frodo: Umm Sam, could you stop licking my hands please?
Eowyn to Aragorn: God, you are hot! Boromir to Merry or Pippin: Want to blow the horn of Gondor? (yes I know its old but funny). Gimli to Legolas: I think I'm in love with you
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