Favorite Monty Python Lines and Bits - Page 2

Gwaimir Windgem · 04-10-2003, 09:11 PM

I believe the knights' names be GallahaD and Lancelot/Launcelot, spelling varies.

And I also think you mixed them up.

Adrian Baggins · 04-10-2003, 09:46 PM

BLAME SARAH PAUL, SHE DOES THE QUOTES WITH AN ACCENT AND SAYS THEM SO FAST THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HER!!!

she also did one about strawberries.......

you are right with the names though and like I said, BLAME SARAH PAUL, and my memory!

gimli7410 · 04-11-2003, 12:58 AM

i dont have a favourite qoute but i like monnty python and the flying circus. dont watch much of it though

Elf.Freak · 04-11-2003, 04:20 PM

yay! i never thought this thread would come!

'Your mother was a hampter, and your father smelt of elderberries!'- French Taunter, Holy Grail

'Right, i'll do you for that!'
'What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?'
'I'm invinciable!' - Black Knight and King Arthur, Holy Grail

'We are now the knights who say..."ekiekiekipatangzooboing!zowitchi..." '- Knights who say Ni, Holy Grail

The bright side of life song-The life of Brian

'It's a joke name sir! like Biggus Dickus'
*giggles*
'What's wrong with the name...Biggus Dickus? I have an exceptionally good friend called Biggus Dickus!' - Centurian and Cesar, The life of Brain

and that's just a few!

ArwenEvenstar · 04-12-2003, 04:07 PM

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv

Ornelírë Mistë · 04-16-2003, 07:11 PM

"Yes, I killed him for his train reservation."

Hasty Ent · 04-17-2003, 09:59 PM

waaaay too many to list, but somewhere near the top:

I want you to hand over all the lupines you've got. (Dennis Moore sketch)

The Larch! (from How to recognize different types of tree from quite a long way away)

ArwenEvenstar · 04-18-2003, 07:56 PM

Listen ... Strange women lying in ponds distrubuting swords is no basis for a system of government

HELP HELP!! I'm being repressed

go .wav files

Last Child of Ungoliant · 06-01-2005, 08:11 AM

bumperty bump-bump

He has a wife you know! you know what she's called? Incontinentia, incontinentia buttarcks!! (roman legionaries fall about laughing whilst brian escapes)

I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

And that is why britain will always need an army, and if that ever be not so, may god strike me down (giant hand flies through sky and squashes sergeant)

Spock · 06-01-2005, 08:38 AM

..nudge, nudge, wink, wink

Snowdog · 06-01-2005, 11:06 AM

"...its not a question of how he grrips it..."

Last Child of Ungoliant · 06-01-2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spock

..nudge, nudge, wink, wink

saay no more

Telcontar_Dunedain · 06-01-2005, 11:13 AM

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy."

Last Child of Ungoliant · 06-01-2005, 11:16 AM

"Good morning sarr, and 'ow are we feelin today?"
"better"
bettair?"
"better gett a bucket, i'm gonna throw up!"
"Urgh, Garcon!"

TheCheat · 06-01-2005, 04:11 PM

My all time favorite Holy Grail line/scene has to be

"And they feasted on the meats, and milk and honey, and breakfast cereal, and fruit bats, and whales...."

Though I also like

"1-2-5-" "3 sir" "Right 3!"
"Sir Lancealot you go to the bridge." "Right, I'll come around the left and-" "No! No! just go answer the questions!"

I also like the "Resturant Sketch" and the sketch of John Cleese sitting at a news desk saying the news, then 3 robbers come in a take him then he goes on this long journey (still always telling the news) till he's dropped into a lake.

Spock · 06-01-2005, 04:52 PM

WHAT is your favorite colour?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 06-01-2005, 05:27 PM

blue...no, yellow!

aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

durinsbane2244 · 06-01-2005, 07:39 PM

If I went around calling myself an emperor, just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

SHUT UP!

Oh look! Violence inherant in the system, come look, I'm being repressed!
You saw it, didn't you, you did!

Lotesse · 08-10-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telcontar_Dunedain

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy."

LOL!

I grew up on Monty Python, and this line in particular always reminds me of my real dad, who knew and could quote every line of every skit or movie MP ever did, just about. This messiah line was one of his faves...

Spock · 08-11-2005, 09:12 AM

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

..........Monty Python

04-10-2003, 09:11 PM	#21
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	I believe the knights' names be GallahaD and Lancelot/Launcelot, spelling varies. And I also think you mixed them up. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

04-10-2003, 09:46 PM	#22
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	BLAME SARAH PAUL, SHE DOES THE QUOTES WITH AN ACCENT AND SAYS THEM SO FAST THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HER!!! she also did one about strawberries....... you are right with the names though and like I said, BLAME SARAH PAUL, and my memory! __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

04-11-2003, 12:58 AM	#23
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	i dont have a favourite qoute but i like monnty python and the flying circus. dont watch much of it though __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

04-11-2003, 04:20 PM	#24
Elf.Freak Orli's lil fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sugar World/Orlando Bloom Cloud Posts: 464	yay! i never thought this thread would come! 'Your mother was a hampter, and your father smelt of elderberries!'- French Taunter, Holy Grail 'Right, i'll do you for that!' 'What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?' 'I'm invinciable!' - Black Knight and King Arthur, Holy Grail 'We are now the knights who say..."ekiekiekipatangzooboing!zowitchi..." '- Knights who say Ni, Holy Grail The bright side of life song-The life of Brian 'It's a joke name sir! like Biggus Dickus' giggles 'What's wrong with the name...Biggus Dickus? I have an exceptionally good friend called Biggus Dickus!' - Centurian and Cesar, The life of Brain and that's just a few! __________________ >>--elven arrow--> ~ Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day, give me a fish and you'll only get it back! ~ I've gotta new avatar! looks kinda like me...anime style! ~ LOST: Orlando Bloom. If found, please send him straight to Elf.Freak

04-12-2003, 04:07 PM	#25
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

04-16-2003, 07:11 PM	#26
Ornelírë Mistë Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 482	"Yes, I killed him for his train reservation." __________________ "Lot of people say this city looks like Hell," Allie said. She took a long drag from her cigarette. The glowing tip burned a hole in the darkness. "Most people never been to Hell," Jacob said. She looked at him and he could hear the smile in her voice. "And I suppose you have?"

04-17-2003, 09:59 PM	#27
Hasty Ent Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 516	waaaay too many to list, but somewhere near the top: I want you to hand over all the lupines you've got. (Dennis Moore sketch) The Larch! (from How to recognize different types of tree from quite a long way away)

04-18-2003, 07:56 PM	#28
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	Listen ... Strange women lying in ponds distrubuting swords is no basis for a system of government HELP HELP!! I'm being repressed go .wav files __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

06-01-2005, 08:11 AM	#29
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	bumperty bump-bump He has a wife you know! you know what she's called? Incontinentia, incontinentia buttarcks!! (roman legionaries fall about laughing whilst brian escapes) I'm Brian, and so's my wife! And that is why britain will always need an army, and if that ever be not so, may god strike me down (giant hand flies through sky and squashes sergeant)

06-01-2005, 08:38 AM	#30
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	..nudge, nudge, wink, wink

06-01-2005, 11:06 AM	#31
Snowdog Dúnedain Ranger of the North Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ruins of Arnor Posts: 892	"...its not a question of how he grrips it..." __________________ "I am an outlaw, I was born an outlaw's son. The highway is my legacy, on the highway I will run."

06-01-2005, 11:13 AM	#33
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy." __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

06-01-2005, 11:16 AM	#34
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	"Good morning sarr, and 'ow are we feelin today?" "better" bettair?" "better gett a bucket, i'm gonna throw up!" "Urgh, Garcon!"

06-01-2005, 04:11 PM	#35
TheCheat Enting Join Date: May 2005 Location: Some place Fedex delivers-- like Funkytown! Posts: 51	My all time favorite Holy Grail line/scene has to be "And they feasted on the meats, and milk and honey, and breakfast cereal, and fruit bats, and whales...." Though I also like "1-2-5-" "3 sir" "Right 3!" "Sir Lancealot you go to the bridge." "Right, I'll come around the left and-" "No! No! just go answer the questions!" I also like the "Resturant Sketch" and the sketch of John Cleese sitting at a news desk saying the news, then 3 robbers come in a take him then he goes on this long journey (still always telling the news) till he's dropped into a lake. __________________ "Dude even when we win... its like he wins!"~Homestar Runner .com~Strong Bad e-mail

06-01-2005, 04:52 PM	#36
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	WHAT is your favorite colour?

06-01-2005, 05:27 PM	#37
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	blue...no, yellow! aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

06-01-2005, 07:39 PM	#38
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	If I went around calling myself an emperor, just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! SHUT UP! Oh look! Violence inherant in the system, come look, I'm being repressed! You saw it, didn't you, you did! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

08-11-2005, 09:12 AM	#40
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	----------------------------------- Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ..........Monty Python __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."