If Frodo turned evil... - Page 19

Dreran the Green · 07-13-2003, 09:49 PM

OOC: No clue. But thats where the RPG seems to be going

Unless something is still happening in Mordor.....

The last sane person · 07-14-2003, 02:19 PM

OOC: Yeah, Sauron is still there!

Indril Anarion · 07-14-2003, 07:50 PM

Arwen sat weeping in a corner. She is soon joined by a very lightly clothed Sauron.

Arwen: *sniff* What happened to you?

Sauron: My wife left me for some bloody pirate. You?

Arwen: My true love doesn't want to marry me.

Sauron: Well, at least we can cry together.

Arwen lies on Sauron's shoulder and crys. Sauron tried hard to look dignified, though he was heart broken.

Dreran the Green · 07-15-2003, 10:01 AM

OOC: Sauron has a heart?

Gandalf: What are you two doing?

Arwen: *sob* being miserable *sob*

Gandalf: Well cut it out! You're killing the party!

Arwen: B..bbbut...my true love-

Gandalf: Who cares?! Now you get to be immortal!

Arwen: heeeyyy....y..you're right! *stands up* Hey everybody! Look! I'm immortal!

*cheers*

The last sane person · 07-15-2003, 02:48 PM

Roya, upon hearing Sauron sob, called over the wind:

Roya: oh you silly overlord! we had a nonmanogomus relationship! I can see people, as can you! you are not truely bound to me, nor am i bound to you!

Sauron: ALRIGHT! HAPPY HOUR! *goes and dances with Arwen*

Indril Anarion · 07-15-2003, 06:43 PM

Arwen danced with Sauron a while.

"You know, your not so bad. Maybe being evil is under-rated." She shrugged. "Well, it was fun dancing, but now that I'm immortal, I have some other elves to dance with."

She looked around and spotted Legolas.

"Hey there," she said, walking up to him. "Want to dance?"

The last sane person · 07-15-2003, 11:07 PM

Sauron: Yeah! evil is great! *goes and dances with elves and others*

Katt_knome_hobbit · 07-17-2003, 07:34 PM

OOC: Are Roya and Jack gonna come back so Jack can fight Leggo/Orlando/Willie?

The last sane person · 07-18-2003, 02:16 AM

OOC: It is a possibility......Bugger that 90 second rule.....

Indril Anarion · 07-22-2003, 09:47 AM

Arwen looked at Legolas, waiting for him to answer. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Aragorn watching her.

Arwen:*To Legolas* C'mon, let's dance.

Legolas: Are you sure? I mean, what about Aragorn?

Arwen: Forget him. He doesn't love me and won't marry me.

Legolas: *shrugs* Okay

Arwen and Legolas dance to a slow song. Arwen sees Aragorn watching her out of the corner of her eye. Arwen sighed softly, secretly wishing to be dancing with Aragorn.

Dreran the Green · 07-22-2003, 10:09 AM

OOC: Huzzah! The rpg has been rescued from the accursed second page!

Ic:

Gandalf: *lights bunch of fireworks* Hehehehe...BOOM! *hic*
*turns to Aragorn* Why the hell did you do that man? Now Arwen is dancing with Legolas!

Aragorn: Yeah, I noticed.

Gandalf: So are you gonna take that?

Aragorn: I dunno...

Gandalf: Hmph. Some King you turn out to be. Well, if ya need me...*hic*...I'm gonna go blow up some more of these with Pippin and Merry.

Aragorn sighed as he watched Legolas dancing with Arwen. Maybe he shouldn't have played dead when they were getting married, but there was nothing he could do about it now...

Indril Anarion · 07-22-2003, 02:51 PM

Arwen saw the look on Aragorn's face. Why hadn't he come up and asked to cut in? Maybe he really didn't love her. A tear rolled down her cheek.

The last sane person · 07-23-2003, 11:10 AM

*just then roya waltzes in with "Will Turner" and Jack*

Roya: Oh girl! Men are always such idiots! Thats why they have women to make all the big descisions for them!

*Legolas turns around only to be met by Will*

Legolas&Will: Ah! My alter Ego!!!! Ah! *both fall over in a faint*

Roya: Well, this is...Interesting.....

Indril Anarion · 07-23-2003, 12:45 PM

Arwen: *somewhat shocked* Very interesting. You know, you're right, Roya. I can't believe I just said that, but whatever. Men are idiots. *looks down* Will they be okay?

Roya: Of course they'll be okay...Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some business to attend to with Jack here. *motions to the pirate next to her*

Arwen: Oh, by all means, carry on.

*Roya walks over the passed out Legolas and Will, taking Jack with her.*

Arwen marches up to Aragorn.

Arwen: *demandingly* Do you love me or not?

Dreran the Green · 07-23-2003, 04:47 PM

OOC: Wasn't LutraMage Aragorn? She hasn't been on this thread in forever.

IC:

Aragorn: Okay! Okay! I love you! Got it?! But Pleeeeaaase don't make me get married!

*Meanwhile, Legolas and Will get up, and stare at each other again*

Both: Ah! My Alter Ego! Ah! *faint again*

Roya & Jack: Shut up over there!

Gandalf: Weird. They look exactly the same.

Frodo: Gandalf, they ARE the same. See, watch this...*Walks over to Will and Legolas and whispers:* Galadriel is prettier than you!

Will & Legolas: *Jump up* No she's not! Ah! My Alter-

Sauron: Cut it out already! We get it!

Indril Anarion · 07-23-2003, 05:42 PM

Arwen: Why don't you want to mmarry me if you love me?

Dreran the Green · 07-23-2003, 06:36 PM

OOC: LutraMage, if you're out there I'm stealing Aragorn until you come back

Aragorn: Uh...actually I'm not sure. I just have a thing with commitment I guess. Ok, fine. *steals Elven ring of power from Gandalf and gives it to Arwen* Let's get married!

Indril Anarion · 07-23-2003, 08:02 PM

Arwen: Really? I would love to! *gives Aragorn a big hug and kisses him* I love you.

The last sane person · 07-23-2003, 11:18 PM

Roya: *from over in the corner with Jack* What can i say, i am a miracle worker!

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-08-2003, 12:52 AM

Sauron: Well not everyone is happy here. *Is sad and runs off*

07-13-2003, 09:49 PM	#361
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	OOC: No clue. But thats where the RPG seems to be going Unless something is still happening in Mordor..... __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-14-2003, 02:19 PM	#362
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Yeah, Sauron is still there! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-14-2003, 07:50 PM	#363
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen sat weeping in a corner. She is soon joined by a very lightly clothed Sauron. Arwen: sniff What happened to you? Sauron: My wife left me for some bloody pirate. You? Arwen: My true love doesn't want to marry me. Sauron: Well, at least we can cry together. Arwen lies on Sauron's shoulder and crys. Sauron tried hard to look dignified, though he was heart broken. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-15-2003, 10:01 AM	#364
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	OOC: Sauron has a heart? Gandalf: What are you two doing? Arwen: sob being miserable sob Gandalf: Well cut it out! You're killing the party! Arwen: B..bbbut...my true love- Gandalf: Who cares?! Now you get to be immortal! Arwen: heeeyyy....y..you're right! stands up Hey everybody! Look! I'm immortal! cheers __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-15-2003, 02:48 PM	#365
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Roya, upon hearing Sauron sob, called over the wind: Roya: oh you silly overlord! we had a nonmanogomus relationship! I can see people, as can you! you are not truely bound to me, nor am i bound to you! Sauron: ALRIGHT! HAPPY HOUR! goes and dances with Arwen __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-15-2003, 06:43 PM	#366
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen danced with Sauron a while. "You know, your not so bad. Maybe being evil is under-rated." She shrugged. "Well, it was fun dancing, but now that I'm immortal, I have some other elves to dance with." She looked around and spotted Legolas. "Hey there," she said, walking up to him. "Want to dance?" __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-15-2003, 11:07 PM	#367
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sauron: Yeah! evil is great! goes and dances with elves and others __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-17-2003, 07:34 PM	#368
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: Are Roya and Jack gonna come back so Jack can fight Leggo/Orlando/Willie? __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

07-18-2003, 02:16 AM	#369
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: It is a possibility......Bugger that 90 second rule..... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-22-2003, 09:47 AM	#370
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen looked at Legolas, waiting for him to answer. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Aragorn watching her. Arwen:To Legolas C'mon, let's dance. Legolas: Are you sure? I mean, what about Aragorn? Arwen: Forget him. He doesn't love me and won't marry me. Legolas: shrugs Okay Arwen and Legolas dance to a slow song. Arwen sees Aragorn watching her out of the corner of her eye. Arwen sighed softly, secretly wishing to be dancing with Aragorn. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-22-2003, 10:09 AM	#371
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	OOC: Huzzah! The rpg has been rescued from the accursed second page! Ic: Gandalf: lights bunch of fireworks Hehehehe...BOOM! hic turns to Aragorn Why the hell did you do that man? Now Arwen is dancing with Legolas! Aragorn: Yeah, I noticed. Gandalf: So are you gonna take that? Aragorn: I dunno... Gandalf: Hmph. Some King you turn out to be. Well, if ya need me...hic...I'm gonna go blow up some more of these with Pippin and Merry. Aragorn sighed as he watched Legolas dancing with Arwen. Maybe he shouldn't have played dead when they were getting married, but there was nothing he could do about it now... __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-22-2003, 02:51 PM	#372
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen saw the look on Aragorn's face. Why hadn't he come up and asked to cut in? Maybe he really didn't love her. A tear rolled down her cheek. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-23-2003, 11:10 AM	#373
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	just then roya waltzes in with "Will Turner" and Jack Roya: Oh girl! Men are always such idiots! Thats why they have women to make all the big descisions for them! Legolas turns around only to be met by Will Legolas&Will: Ah! My alter Ego!!!! Ah! both fall over in a faint Roya: Well, this is...Interesting..... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-23-2003, 12:45 PM	#374
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen: somewhat shocked Very interesting. You know, you're right, Roya. I can't believe I just said that, but whatever. Men are idiots. looks down Will they be okay? Roya: Of course they'll be okay...Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some business to attend to with Jack here. motions to the pirate next to her Arwen: Oh, by all means, carry on. Roya walks over the passed out Legolas and Will, taking Jack with her. Arwen marches up to Aragorn. Arwen: demandingly Do you love me or not? __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-23-2003, 04:47 PM	#375
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	OOC: Wasn't LutraMage Aragorn? She hasn't been on this thread in forever. IC: Aragorn: Okay! Okay! I love you! Got it?! But Pleeeeaaase don't make me get married! Meanwhile, Legolas and Will get up, and stare at each other again Both: Ah! My Alter Ego! Ah! faint again Roya & Jack: Shut up over there! Gandalf: Weird. They look exactly the same. Frodo: Gandalf, they ARE the same. See, watch this...Walks over to Will and Legolas and whispers: Galadriel is prettier than you! Will & Legolas: Jump up No she's not! Ah! My Alter- Sauron: Cut it out already! We get it! __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-23-2003, 05:42 PM	#376
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen: Why don't you want to mmarry me if you love me? __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-23-2003, 06:36 PM	#377
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	OOC: LutraMage, if you're out there I'm stealing Aragorn until you come back Aragorn: Uh...actually I'm not sure. I just have a thing with commitment I guess. Ok, fine. steals Elven ring of power from Gandalf and gives it to Arwen Let's get married! __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-23-2003, 08:02 PM	#378
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen: Really? I would love to! gives Aragorn a big hug and kisses him I love you. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-23-2003, 11:18 PM	#379
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Roya: from over in the corner with Jack What can i say, i am a miracle worker! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-08-2003, 12:52 AM	#380
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Sauron: Well not everyone is happy here. Is sad and runs off __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

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