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Old 04-15-2002, 06:41 PM   #1
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I notice nice hair and a pretty face myself.
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Old 04-15-2002, 06:54 PM   #2
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Well, I notice the wallet... oh, waitaminute, this is the guys thread.

*BoP's box thumbs it's nose at the shallow males...*
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Old 04-15-2002, 08:14 PM   #3
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BoP, I guess you like looking at rearpockets.
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Old 04-15-2002, 08:14 PM   #4
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<I tend to notice the legs and the arms first.>

YAr, I tends ta eat dem furst too!

<I notice nice hair and a pretty face myself.>

Hair? makes a good belt! Pretty face??

Bah 'umans is ugly, not enuff tatooes or scars, though they is soft and squishy in a pleasantly delightful way...

<Well, I notice the wallet>

Har! a full wallet is a bonus! After you eats dem you can buy a dinner mint! And clothes are good too, especially if dey is purty and you can use dem for rags to tie roun yer head an stuff!
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Old 04-15-2002, 08:17 PM   #5
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BoP, I guess you like looking at rearpockets.
Busted.
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Old 04-15-2002, 08:23 PM   #6
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Busted.
Arse stalker!
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Old 04-15-2002, 08:24 PM   #7
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LOL

Although I know that looks are going to be your first impression, I would rather a guy notice me for my personality. I try to do the same with guys.
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Old 04-15-2002, 08:26 PM   #8
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Arse stalker!


Your arse is belonging to me. Oh, and your pants. That's right, hand 'em over you spam sandwich stealer.
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Old 04-15-2002, 08:31 PM   #9
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Ummm, no.

*disapears in a storehouse filled with beef sides on hooks.*
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Old 04-16-2002, 08:20 AM   #10
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Typical. Runaway, kick up the dust with that infernal bouncing yellow shoe.
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Old 04-16-2002, 08:24 AM   #11
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Old 04-16-2002, 09:46 AM   #12
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*returns from storehouse and hands meat-filled pants to BoP. Wears a kilt instead.*

Why do you ask Ms XK?
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Old 04-16-2002, 10:53 AM   #13
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Whut kind of shoe? Is it leather? Leather is tasty.

Hab to spit out da nails after you eats it tho...
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Old 04-16-2002, 05:44 PM   #14
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*returns from storehouse and hands meat-filled pants to BoP. Wears a kilt instead.*
Er... thanks! That's just what I asked Santa Claus for. How *did* you know??
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:35 PM   #15
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arse stalker....LOL.
EG's dad is convinced that everyone on the moot are 40 year old guys trying to stalk us teen gals. He doesn't seem to understand that if everyone was a 40 year old male stalker, there wouldn't be any teen gals to stalk.
And who says it's just the guys that do the stalking....?
what do guys (besides Tater ) think of those short skirts that people can't even walk in? I always sort of wondered why people wore them...I can't stand 'em...
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:37 PM   #16
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You mean the ones that are so short, you can't even sit down in them, let alone do your arse-stalking?
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:50 PM   #17
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Old 04-16-2002, 11:54 PM   #18
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You know, I think I just had a moment there, whereby my faith was shaken...

*Throws off mantle of religion*

Dammit, Tater, I *will* wear short skirts for ME, not for the criminal masses, AKA single white males.



....


*Puts on pants. Behind bush.*
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Old 04-17-2002, 12:16 AM   #19
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Well, Taterificus, there be lotsa gals you ain't gonna get. I mean, there's no way anyone can do ANYTHING in clothing like that! *sigh* But that doesn't mean one can't be a certified pants stealer! *reaches behind bush and grabs BoP's pants* Now you MUST wear nasty skirts! HAHAHA! j/k....
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Old 04-17-2002, 12:20 AM   #20
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Ai! I'm the pants stealer around here!!!

Not to worry. I have my trusty box.

*Puts box on, so that the entire of Entmoot does not see her undies.*

Thanks Tano.
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