Elijah Wood - a bit of a weirdo? - Page 19

olsonm · 04-13-2002, 05:57 PM

Hmm. Mayhaps the young lad is in an 'experimental' phase.

***Earniel*** · 04-13-2002, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Ringbearer
Hey, Squeakie I got one for you:

'Do not meddle with the likes/dislikes of crazed Elijah Wood fans, for they are defensive, and likely to set you up on a blind date with a cat!'

What is weird about how he looks? Huh?*grabs Gerbil and flings annoying rodent up against the wall*Huh? Still think he's weird?
(Hey, Samwise.Borrow your spatula for a minute? There is something stuck to the wall over here.)

Squeakie? Who me? Well if you insists...SQUEAK SQUEAK.
I'm a fan my self. Rather difficult to meddle with my own likes and dislikes. I still think he fell a lot. And I happen to be fond of cats.

And stop mistreating that poor rodent! Squashed gerbil against the walls does not improve our image. And above that it stands sloppy.

BeardofPants · 04-13-2002, 06:19 PM

+ 4 shield deflects Sam's attempts to maim someone who dares express a different opinion....

samwise of the shire · 04-13-2002, 06:20 PM

Ok so he did fall alot. Just comes to show that Frodo had the wieght of the Ring on him and so he was over balanced. Its the INSULTS*GLOWERS at Halley, BOP, and the prone Rodent and who ever said that Elijah was constwhatsit* that were thrown in our faces and insulted our intellegience. J/K I wasn't serious. In fact I like arguing over Elijah.
Sam

Halley_Brandybuck · 04-13-2002, 06:42 PM

look, I wasn't trying to cause a riot or anything, I was just passing along a bit of info

I wasn't insinuating anything

sorry ladies! .... and gerbil

Midgardsormen · 04-14-2002, 12:36 AM

I think it is a bit of a 'storm in a teacup' myself. My hubby went with a friend who happens to be gay to a bar, that happened to be a gay bar

Took him a while to figure out why there were only guys in there, but it did not worry him. He was just out with a friend, having a drink and noone bothered them.
Whether Elijah was there to accompany his friend, or just out of curiosity does not really matter. I do feel sorry for people like him sometimes. Maybe he is unsure, and is trying to find out.....no matter what the circumstances are, the LAST THING he would wish is to see a picture of himself in some magazine proclaiming:
Elijah Wood's Sexuality Revealed!!!!! Whether it was true or not, it would be terrible to be under such scrutiny that you cannot even enjoy a night out in peace.
Besides...I agree that one can enjoy the looks of someone, even if you know they are never going to be interested in you....or even if you will never meet

FrodoFriend · 04-14-2002, 01:21 PM

Elijah is real great!
You must be crazy to him hate!
The Ring is a big fat weight!
Halfwits write backwards when in Yoda-state!

Elfmaster XK · 04-14-2002, 02:20 PM

In Elijah's defense : he's not a wierdo he's just different. Plus, he's frodo, you can't hate him.

Mmm...the force is strong in you FF.

***Earniel*** · 04-14-2002, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Mmm...the force is strong in you FF.

You off course mean the halfwittance is strong in her.

Elfmaster XK · 04-14-2002, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eärniel

You off course mean the halfwittance is strong in her.

Oh yes, of course. The halfwittance is spreading to me!
i must do it agian. *presses rewind*

Mmm...the halfwittance is strong in you FF.

FrodoFriend · 04-15-2002, 12:37 AM

Elijah leads to obsession.
Obsession leads to silliness.
Silliness leads to . . . halfwittance!

Cultivate the path, sistahs.

Tanoliel · 04-15-2002, 12:38 AM

Is there any special thing I must do to become a halfwit? Or do I just act...halfwitted...?
-tano

FrodoFriend · 04-15-2002, 01:14 AM

Follow the Pillars of Halfwitism! Wherever there is intelligence, there must you be, to offset it with halfwittedness. Oh, and come to the Crossroads of Arda!

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Elijah leads to obsession.
Obsession leads to silliness.
Silliness leads to . . . halfwittance!

Cultivate the path, sistahs.

You dont need obssission to be silly, you only need to be someone of little brain, like me!!

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 04:40 AM

*BoP sans box, lunges onscreen*

Elijah is a DOO DOO HEAD.

*Leaps under her trusty box, to watch the mud flinging....*

elf101 · 04-15-2002, 05:22 AM

Oh, stop it. I think he would probably think YOU"RE weird, calling him an elementary-school insult.

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by elf101
Oh, stop it. I think he would probably think YOU"RE weird, calling him an elementary-school insult.

We ARE wierd! Anyway, BoP, Frodofriend is gonna eat you alive for that!

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 05:47 AM

It's not FF I'm worried about, it's bloody Sam and her pots, and hackneyed accent!!

*Looks furtively out from underneath box*

Where is she?!

Elfmaster XK · 04-15-2002, 05:50 AM

It okay BoP. You can come out now. They're not here....yet

BeardofPants · 04-15-2002, 05:57 AM

*Box shuffles over to where XK is standing*

*BoP's eyes can be seen peering out from the hole in the box.*

But HOW can you be sure?!

04-13-2002, 05:57 PM	#361
olsonm Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: minneapolis MN Posts: 920	Hmm. Mayhaps the young lad is in an 'experimental' phase. __________________ Gandalf lives...oh and Frodo too. Haldir Lives!!!

04-13-2002, 06:19 PM	#363
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	+ 4 shield deflects Sam's attempts to maim someone who dares express a different opinion.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-13-2002, 06:20 PM	#364
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Ok so he did fall alot. Just comes to show that Frodo had the wieght of the Ring on him and so he was over balanced. Its the INSULTSGLOWERS at Halley, BOP, and the prone Rodent and who ever said that Elijah was constwhatsit that were thrown in our faces and insulted our intellegience. J/K I wasn't serious. In fact I like arguing over Elijah. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

04-13-2002, 06:42 PM	#365
Halley_Brandybuck Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Griffith IN Posts: 136	look, I wasn't trying to cause a riot or anything, I was just passing along a bit of info I wasn't insinuating anything sorry ladies! .... and gerbil __________________ ~in Halley Brandybuck's hobbitish opinion I am in search of an MPEG version of the trailer... if anyone finds one, let me know! Do not meddle in the affairs of females for they are PMS-ing and quick to batter. "He fears you Aragorn, and what you may become" Two Towers in 6 months!

04-14-2002, 12:36 AM	#366
Midgardsormen Hobbit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 30	I think it is a bit of a 'storm in a teacup' myself. My hubby went with a friend who happens to be gay to a bar, that happened to be a gay bar Took him a while to figure out why there were only guys in there, but it did not worry him. He was just out with a friend, having a drink and noone bothered them. Whether Elijah was there to accompany his friend, or just out of curiosity does not really matter. I do feel sorry for people like him sometimes. Maybe he is unsure, and is trying to find out.....no matter what the circumstances are, the LAST THING he would wish is to see a picture of himself in some magazine proclaiming: Elijah Wood's Sexuality Revealed!!!!! Whether it was true or not, it would be terrible to be under such scrutiny that you cannot even enjoy a night out in peace. Besides...I agree that one can enjoy the looks of someone, even if you know they are never going to be interested in you....or even if you will never meet __________________ Midgardsormen

04-14-2002, 01:21 PM	#367
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Elijah is real great! You must be crazy to him hate! The Ring is a big fat weight! Halfwits write backwards when in Yoda-state! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-14-2002, 02:20 PM	#368
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	In Elijah's defense : he's not a wierdo he's just different. Plus, he's frodo, you can't hate him. Mmm...the force is strong in you FF. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 12:37 AM	#371
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Elijah leads to obsession. Obsession leads to silliness. Silliness leads to . . . halfwittance! Cultivate the path, sistahs. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-15-2002, 12:38 AM	#372
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Is there any special thing I must do to become a halfwit? Or do I just act...halfwitted...? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

04-15-2002, 01:14 AM	#373
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Follow the Pillars of Halfwitism! Wherever there is intelligence, there must you be, to offset it with halfwittedness. Oh, and come to the Crossroads of Arda! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-15-2002, 04:40 AM	#375
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	BoP sans box, lunges onscreen Elijah is a DOO DOO HEAD. Leaps under her trusty box, to watch the mud flinging.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 05:22 AM	#376
elf101 Sapling Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10	Oh, stop it. I think he would probably think YOU"RE weird, calling him an elementary-school insult.

04-15-2002, 05:47 AM	#378
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	It's not FF I'm worried about, it's bloody Sam and her pots, and hackneyed accent!! Looks furtively out from underneath box Where is she?! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 05:50 AM	#379
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	It okay BoP. You can come out now. They're not here....yet __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-15-2002, 05:57 AM	#380
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Box shuffles over to where XK is standing BoP's eyes can be seen peering out from the hole in the box. But HOW can you be sure?! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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