Teacup Cafe XXIV - Page 19

hectorberlioz · 03-31-2008, 02:04 PM

Maybe you should clone yourself Gwai, and send yourself all over the globe

. And then you can meet up with yourself and talk (with yourself) about all the places you've been.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-31-2008, 02:06 PM

HECTOR!!!!!! *looks aroud the teacup suspisously* are you ready to see the addition?

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-31-2008, 02:11 PM

20 minutes *trails fingers in water, off the side of the canoe* this day is running LONG.

hectorberlioz · 03-31-2008, 02:13 PM

Sure Sas

. So what's the addition?

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-31-2008, 02:15 PM

Well....It goes a little something like this! *Sas presses a switch and the water canons from the last teacup pop out of the floor* MWAHAHAHHAHA!

hectorberlioz · 03-31-2008, 02:16 PM

Wow, and what are you going to use them for?

**Mari** · 03-31-2008, 02:17 PM

Canoe? I very much like canoing! When my sis said we would have an active vacation I proposed to go on a canoe-vacation, but she said that was too tiring... >_<
She'd rather go climbing or windsurfing... have fun on your own!

Sas... addition? Que?

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-31-2008, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Wow, and what are you going to use them for?

Hmmm..... I don't know. *Aims all the cannons at Sis* Fire all!!

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-31-2008, 02:23 PM

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Okay, fine. *wraps shreds of dignity along with damp blankets about self*

I shall go. No shortbread for you lot.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-31-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Okay, fine. *wraps shreds of dignity along with damp blankets about self*

I shall go. No shortbread for you lot.

No! Don't leave! *holds up hand* Cease fire!

Nautipus · 03-31-2008, 02:28 PM

Hey sas! I gots a Kraken. He wants to play. See him there?

**Mari** · 03-31-2008, 02:30 PM

Oh please Sas, did you have to do that again? Be inventive, creative! ...

... use lemonade instead, that is sticky...
No wait! Did I say that? Forget I said something. *hides behind a sofa with Bunicula*

**Mari** · 03-31-2008, 02:31 PM

By the way, Sis, I've got some clean and dry towels in my locker. Want me to get some for you? I also should have a pajama in there... it's pink though... No idea where it came from.

Nautipus · 03-31-2008, 02:33 PM

HA Lookie here's:

What starts with F and Ends in K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem ?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal : 'What is 3 x 3 ?'

Harry : '9.'

Principal : 'What is 6 x 6 ?'

Harry : '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal,' Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question !

Harry replied : 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a dog do that a man steps into ?'

Harry : 'Pants.'

Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C , ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?'

Harry : ' Coconut.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks :' What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?'

Harry : 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks : 'What word starts with an ' F ' and ends in ' K ' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?'

Harry : 'Fire truck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,' Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...

**Mari** · 03-31-2008, 02:38 PM

Hehe, I wonder what that principal was thinking off... No wait, I don't want to know. And I don't want to know what answers the teacher was expecting either!

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-31-2008, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

By the way, Sis, I've got some clean and dry towels in my locker. Want me to get some for you? I also should have a pajama in there... it's pink though... No idea where it came from.

Thank you, but I'm considering just disrobing. If a person can't just quietly woolgather around here without suffering a watercannon attack, I may come to believe the rules for civilized co-existence are in abeyance.

Nautipus · 03-31-2008, 02:49 PM

REALLY now. But dont worry sis, I had your back.

**Mari** · 03-31-2008, 02:52 PM

Seriously Sis, some of the words you use are sometimes more difficult to understand then Tolkiens...

I understand what you were saying though. Next time someone shoots with a water cannon at you, just go stand behind Aeran... he HATES getting wet

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-31-2008, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

REALLY now. But dont worry sis, I had your back.

That, my friend, butters no parsnips.

Cowering behind me whilst I was randomly wetted, did me NO good, atall atall.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-31-2008, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

Seriously Sis, some of the words you use are sometimes more difficult to understand then Tolkiens...

It was much worse when I was much younger. I was insufferable at 12.

03-31-2008, 02:04 PM	#361
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Maybe you should clone yourself Gwai, and send yourself all over the globe. And then you can meet up with yourself and talk (with yourself) about all the places you've been. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-31-2008, 02:06 PM	#362
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	HECTOR!!!!!! looks aroud the teacup suspisously are you ready to see the addition? __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-31-2008, 02:11 PM	#363
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	20 minutes trails fingers in water, off the side of the canoe this day is running LONG. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

03-31-2008, 02:13 PM	#364
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Sure Sas. So what's the addition? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-31-2008, 02:15 PM	#365
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	Well....It goes a little something like this! Sas presses a switch and the water canons from the last teacup pop out of the floor MWAHAHAHHAHA! __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-31-2008, 02:16 PM	#366
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Wow, and what are you going to use them for? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-31-2008, 02:17 PM	#367
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Canoe? I very much like canoing! When my sis said we would have an active vacation I proposed to go on a canoe-vacation, but she said that was too tiring... >_< She'd rather go climbing or windsurfing... have fun on your own! Sas... addition? Que? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-31-2008, 02:23 PM	#369
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Okay, fine. wraps shreds of dignity along with damp blankets about self I shall go. No shortbread for you lot. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

03-31-2008, 02:28 PM	#371
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Hey sas! I gots a Kraken. He wants to play. See him there? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

03-31-2008, 02:30 PM	#372
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Oh please Sas, did you have to do that again? Be inventive, creative! ...... use lemonade instead, that is sticky... No wait! Did I say that? Forget I said something. hides behind a sofa with Bunicula __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-31-2008, 02:31 PM	#373
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	By the way, Sis, I've got some clean and dry towels in my locker. Want me to get some for you? I also should have a pajama in there... it's pink though... No idea where it came from. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-31-2008, 02:33 PM	#374
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	HA Lookie here's: What starts with F and Ends in K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem ?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal : 'What is 3 x 3 ?' Harry : '9.' Principal : 'What is 6 x 6 ?' Harry : '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.' Ms. Brooks says to the principal,' Let me ask him some questions.' The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.' Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?' The principal wondered why would she ask such a question ! Harry replied : 'Pockets.' Ms. Brooks : 'What does a dog do that a man steps into ?' Harry : 'Pants.' Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C , ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?' Harry : ' Coconut.' The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks :' What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?' Harry : 'Shake hands.' The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks : 'What word starts with an ' F ' and ends in ' K ' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?' Harry : 'Fire truck.' The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,' Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong... __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

03-31-2008, 02:38 PM	#375
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Hehe, I wonder what that principal was thinking off... No wait, I don't want to know. And I don't want to know what answers the teacher was expecting either! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

03-31-2008, 02:49 PM	#377
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	REALLY now. But dont worry sis, I had your back. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

03-31-2008, 02:52 PM	#378
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Seriously Sis, some of the words you use are sometimes more difficult to understand then Tolkiens... I understand what you were saying though. Next time someone shoots with a water cannon at you, just go stand behind Aeran... he HATES getting wet __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

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