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Lizra · 06-02-2002, 07:38 PM

"Protect yer noses!"

Jador · 06-02-2002, 07:59 PM

Sam remembered Galadrilel's

Lizra · 06-02-2002, 08:32 PM

clothespin and put

Jador · 06-02-2002, 08:34 PM

it on his

Tar-Elendil · 06-02-2002, 08:35 PM

. Many hunters gathered to hunt some pink water fowl and some purple elephants and neon-green Gimli and Legolas, but they sailed into the West somewhere i guess looking for rest they passed across the sea to a seagull nest which had three beautiful silmarils in it. Legolas got greedy siezed them all. Gimli stopped him, though. Gimli was furious for he desired to be cool by owning Silmarils. Perhaps a trade? "My beard for you Silmarils?" Gimli asked. Legolas was not about to make that trade so Legolas ran across the water while Gimli cursed Legolas and all other elves to kingdom come and a life of factory work in Malaysia alongside the tower of Barad-dur. The silmarils gone, so Eru then created a new set of Silmarils and his them between Sam's toes which made walking extremely painful for Master Samwise Gamgee. Soon enough Sauron decided he was going to take the new stones for his personal use and he wrenched Sam's toes away from the Silmarils and exploded because they were very painful and easily combustible. Sauron exploded too because he was with explosive force.Sam tried to fight off Sauron but lost his nerve and cowered away. Then suddenly sauron exploded into a zillion pieces. Several of Saurons pieces turned into blue mist, which smelt vile and burned hobbit nostrils so Sam got
very worried and started crying out "Protect yer noses!" sam remembered Galadriel's clothespin and put

Tar-Elendil · 06-02-2002, 08:38 PM

lumpy broken nose.

Jador · 06-02-2002, 08:39 PM

"where are the

Lizra · 06-02-2002, 08:53 PM

gasmasks? Bad smoke

Tar-Elendil · 06-02-2002, 09:01 PM

is hazardous to

Lizra · 06-02-2002, 09:32 PM

hobbits! Gandalf, HELP"

Tar-Elendil · 06-02-2002, 09:33 PM

With that, Olorin

Starr Polish · 06-02-2002, 09:56 PM

lept from hiding.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 06-02-2002, 10:21 PM

I just want to tell Tar-Elendil what a good job he is doing with keeping up the story. Good job.

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 12:07 AM

lol, why thank you

So great was

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 01:29 AM

the danger of

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:32 AM

Gandalf's crusty beard

***Khamûl*** · 06-03-2002, 01:32 AM

that they all

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:35 AM

retreated to the

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 01:40 AM

the world's edge

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 01:45 AM

where the Void

06-02-2002, 07:38 PM	#361
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	"Protect yer noses!" __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-02-2002, 07:59 PM	#362
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	Sam remembered Galadrilel's __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

06-02-2002, 08:32 PM	#363
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	clothespin and put __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-02-2002, 08:34 PM	#364
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	it on his __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

06-02-2002, 08:35 PM	#365
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	. Many hunters gathered to hunt some pink water fowl and some purple elephants and neon-green Gimli and Legolas, but they sailed into the West somewhere i guess looking for rest they passed across the sea to a seagull nest which had three beautiful silmarils in it. Legolas got greedy siezed them all. Gimli stopped him, though. Gimli was furious for he desired to be cool by owning Silmarils. Perhaps a trade? "My beard for you Silmarils?" Gimli asked. Legolas was not about to make that trade so Legolas ran across the water while Gimli cursed Legolas and all other elves to kingdom come and a life of factory work in Malaysia alongside the tower of Barad-dur. The silmarils gone, so Eru then created a new set of Silmarils and his them between Sam's toes which made walking extremely painful for Master Samwise Gamgee. Soon enough Sauron decided he was going to take the new stones for his personal use and he wrenched Sam's toes away from the Silmarils and exploded because they were very painful and easily combustible. Sauron exploded too because he was with explosive force.Sam tried to fight off Sauron but lost his nerve and cowered away. Then suddenly sauron exploded into a zillion pieces. Several of Saurons pieces turned into blue mist, which smelt vile and burned hobbit nostrils so Sam got very worried and started crying out "Protect yer noses!" sam remembered Galadriel's clothespin and put __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-02-2002, 08:38 PM	#366
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	lumpy broken nose. __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-02-2002, 08:39 PM	#367
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	"where are the __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

06-02-2002, 08:53 PM	#368
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	gasmasks? Bad smoke __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-02-2002, 09:01 PM	#369
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	is hazardous to __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-02-2002, 09:32 PM	#370
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	hobbits! Gandalf, HELP" __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-02-2002, 09:33 PM	#371
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	With that, Olorin __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-02-2002, 09:56 PM	#372
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	lept from hiding. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

06-02-2002, 10:21 PM	#373
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	I just want to tell Tar-Elendil what a good job he is doing with keeping up the story. Good job.

06-03-2002, 12:07 AM	#374
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	lol, why thank you So great was __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 01:29 AM	#375
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	the danger of __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 01:32 AM	#376
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	Gandalf's crusty beard __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 01:32 AM	#377
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	that they all __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31 Last edited by Khamûl : 06-03-2002 at 01:33 AM.

06-03-2002, 01:35 AM	#378
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	retreated to the __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 01:40 AM	#379
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	the world's edge __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 01:45 AM	#380
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	where the Void __________________ Why can we not be sober..

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