02-24-2004, 01:26 AM | #361 |
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"Hi!Gollum!"said Sam."Where are you going? Pantsing? Well, see here, old noser, you don't like our pants, and I'd not be sorry for a change myself"
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02-24-2004, 06:08 AM | #362 | |
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02-26-2004, 10:25 PM | #363 |
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Yes that's right, i'm a westie. But I'm not a bogan!! Which part of Sydney are you from?
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02-27-2004, 06:16 AM | #364 |
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North Shore. The snotty bit The... uhhh... let's say Ithilien of Sydney (green, near the city...)
Oh! Pants list. Right... umm... "It's a pity that Bilbo didn't pants the vile creature when he had the chance!" "Pity? It was pity that left his underwear on." |
02-27-2004, 11:04 PM | #365 |
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'Well,' said Gimli, 'if they have Andúril to keep it company, my pants may stay here, too, without shame'; and he laid them on the floor.
The guard still hesitated. 'Your pants,' he said to Gandalf. 'Forgive me, but they too must be left at the doors.' My Pants. My Unexpected Pants. There and Pants Again. And Pants Happened After. *pssst* Angelus and I are from the Eastern Suburbs. All we need is a Shireling for us to rule all four corners of Sydney *muahaha* Last edited by luinilwen : 02-27-2004 at 11:13 PM. |
02-27-2004, 11:30 PM | #366 |
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At length Gandalf spoke. "Hail, Theoden son of Thengel! I have pants.!"
"Will you not take the pants?" said Gandalf. Hama said: "I brought Eomer his pants as he bade me." "To lay at your feet, my lord," said Eomer. "Take back your pants, Eomer, sister-son!" said the King.
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03-26-2004, 01:09 AM | #367 |
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On Mount Doom
Three quotes in three consecutive lines... "At last he groped for Frodo's pants. It was cold and trembling. His master was shivering." "I didn't ought to have left my pants behind,' muttered Sam." and "and pants down he tried to comfort Frodo with his arms and body." |
03-26-2004, 08:01 AM | #368 |
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I love this game!! 'Cause I never contribute, I just read..
I have to say that htis thread was a great idea! See the post above; that's how wicked it can be!!
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04-26-2004, 07:25 PM | #369 |
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"I'm sorry, Master Merry, but we have pants" "Whose pants?" "The chief's, up at Bag End"
"Do you indeed!" said Frodo "Well, I am glad he has dropped the pants at any rate." and a little Mortiis for added humour: from the album; the Smell of Pants Parasite Pants Pantsed Maelstrom Pants in a Vacuum Pants You put a pair of pants on me Everyone's pants Pantsland Antipants Smell the pants |
05-06-2004, 08:11 AM | #370 |
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Pippin to Sam...
Oh What I wouldn't give for a whiff of old pants Theoden: Gandalf? Gandalf: Breath the free pants again Gandalf Theodred's pants was not of your making. |
06-10-2004, 02:38 PM | #371 |
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Aragorn: then i shall pants as one of them!
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06-10-2004, 02:54 PM | #372 |
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Goldberry: "Speed now, fair guests!" she said. "And hold to your pants."
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06-13-2004, 02:58 PM | #373 |
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"Treebeard raised himself from his bed with a jerk, stood up, and thumped his pants on the table. The vessels of light trembled and sent up two jets of flame. There was a flicker like green fire in his eyes, and his pants stood out stiff as a great besom."
"Yes!" said Pippin. "I should like to see the White Pants overthrown." "In the gloom they heard the hiss of Wormtongue's voice: 'Did I not counsel you, lord, to forbid his pants?'" "Let us hope that he did not pay too dearly for his pants," said Legolas. "Come! Let us go on! The thought of those merry young folk driven like cattle burns my pants." "Then I need say no more," said Celeborn. "But do not despise the clothing that has come down from distant years; for oft it may chance that old pants keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know." If any of those have been already done I apologize.
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06-14-2004, 01:38 AM | #374 |
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Aragorn~ "The mines are no place for pants!"
Fangorn~ "I have told your names to the other ents, and we have agreed, that you are not pants" Last edited by AntiXZer01 : 06-14-2004 at 01:39 AM. |
06-22-2004, 03:12 AM | #375 |
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On Caradhras....
"Pants!" muttered Sam. "If these are pants then one collar and no sleeves make a shirt." In Orthanc..... For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Pants!" and on the Anduin above the falls of Rauros.... "Up you come, Sam my lad!" said Frodo. "Now take my pants!"
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06-25-2004, 07:59 PM | #376 |
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In pants in the ground there lived a hobbit, not a wet, oozing pant, filled with the ends of jeans, nor a dry barren pants with nothing to wear. They were hobbit pants, and that means comfort.
I don't want to be in pants, but waiting in a pair i cannot escape is even worse - peregrin took when in doubt, follow your pants - gandalf I come back to you now, at the opening of the pants - gandalf the pants |
07-07-2004, 10:07 PM | #377 |
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This one is compliments of my daughter. We had great fun browsing through the books and giggling together....
"Come on, Sam!" said Merry. "There's more stored in your pants than you let on about."
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07-13-2004, 08:05 PM | #378 |
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THese are disintegrating...
Oh well. They're still hilarious.
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08-13-2004, 04:39 AM | #379 |
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"Let the Lord of the Black Pants come forth. Justice shall be done upon him"
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09-09-2004, 04:45 PM | #380 |
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'I am a servant of the secret pants. Wielder of the pants of Arnor
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