10-11-2002, 01:27 PM | #361 |
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*listens to his stomach*
Sorry, couldn't 'ear you very well, what with all that stomach acid dissolving the former biosphere into delicious nutrients.
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
10-11-2002, 06:26 PM | #362 |
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The best way to take over the world is to discover and learn extraordinary magic or be given amazing powers from aliens and coming down onto earth claiming you're the Messiah.
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10-13-2002, 03:05 AM | #363 | |
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ms. undomial...i'm too busy taking over the world to be able to post here
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10-13-2002, 07:25 AM | #364 |
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amm... Ms. U, I post just when someone like EG (or you if you want) post. I'm the defence force, not the attack force. and I think they won't win, not this 100 years.
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10-26-2002, 02:01 PM | #365 |
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Yes, I'm much too busy to take over the world. I've taken over the world three times but I always give it back, because Earth is no fun to rule. Believe me. But if you crazy humans (and aliens) actually want to control this world after you've taken over, I'll help you conquer it.
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10-27-2002, 06:35 PM | #366 |
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Have everyone's world takeover plots collapsed or did you all just decide you didn't want Earth after all?
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10-27-2002, 06:38 PM | #367 |
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All of you are fools, I am the creator and sustainer of all life, I made the earth, and the universe with my bare hands.
How dare you mock me by thinking you can take over MY Creation. How foolish of you to think I don't know your plans, and know they will never work. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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10-27-2002, 06:49 PM | #368 |
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Ah. Apparently, everyone's world takeover plots HAVE collapsed. Advice to those who would listen. From watching the attempts of others to take over the world, I have learned quite a few things.
(1) Earth CAN be taken over, but no one can keep it even if they want to. (2) And if you're trying to conquer the universe ... just forget it! And really, it's not all that much fun, I'd advise you all to stick to your day job as Mad Scientists or Evil Alien Leaders or whatever you are. |
10-27-2002, 06:52 PM | #369 |
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*Will let any one rule over SilverStripes side of the world*
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10-27-2002, 07:00 PM | #370 |
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Who says I want to RULE the world? I told you, I've taken over three times, and being the ruler of Earth is a BORING BORING BORING job! Listen, for me it's all in the game, the strategy. Besides, one planet is most definitely enough, particularly since THAT planet always seems to be at war with some OTHER planet. I simply mean to be an adviser to one (or several) who is foolish enough to want control of the world ... and then I will pack up and leave, laughing as the idiot finally figures out how dreary his or her new job is!
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10-27-2002, 07:28 PM | #371 |
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Silver, you miss understand dear, see I am going to let anyone rule over YOU and your fellow Americans (Im the creator, I just happen to live in the US, but I can go anywhere cause...I'm the creator!)
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10-27-2002, 07:42 PM | #372 |
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I do not misunderstand you, Aeryn. I am not truly concerned, because I am not, in fact, an Earthling. However, it is a great pity that you think you are the creator. I have spoken with Him; this is why I know that no one can keep Earth for long. Why are we fighting, though? We almost seem to be saying the same thing. Did I not just say I would advise one who wanted to conquer the world on how to do so -- to tickle people into submission, and so forth? And are you not giving you support to another than yourself as well, by allowing them to rule even part of the world?
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10-27-2002, 08:00 PM | #373 |
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No, I am just unselfish. Plus, I of course need underlings.
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10-27-2002, 08:07 PM | #374 |
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Excellent point. Whearas I am self-serving, even though I do not plan to rule this world, because I am not giving up anything that I actually want. And have you not realized that, when I have helped a person or people to conquer Earth, if they are poor rulers, I can conquer Earth again, giving most countries to the people who had them in the first place?
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10-27-2002, 08:59 PM | #375 | |
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10-28-2002, 10:16 AM | #376 |
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*Stomach rumbles*
Quiet in there. Sheesh. I dinna care who's ruling the earth, it's all going to crap in a few more days.
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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11-13-2002, 10:39 AM | #378 |
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Ah, perhaps we should just leave Earth to the Creator, the only One who can get that planet out of the mess it's in now. (no, not you, Aeryn! Though if you think you can save the world, go ahead. )
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11-13-2002, 11:45 AM | #379 |
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Leave earth to the creator? Are you insane? After all we've done to earth you really think the all powerful creator (a.k.a. me) is going to be merciful? If bliss comes from ignorance you must be in heaven.
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