Once upon a time... (four words/post)

[Nautipus]

....cat-fight, which drowned thousands...

[Grey_Wolf]

...in the projectile vomit...

[Pytt]

... of the irrational greenish...

[Nautipus]

.....blobs that ransacked mice...

[hectorberlioz]

and rice. Pirates came...

[me9996]

...to pillage, but they...

[Nautipus]

...wrote some poems instead....

[The last sane person]

cheesey though they were....

[Grey_Wolf]

of the George Michael

[Nautipus]

...closet making company, specializing....

[Rosie Gamgee]

..in pulling teeth savagely...

[Nautipus]

....from small, defenseless saws....

[Grey_Wolf]

...while they screamed on...

[The last sane person]

television. Jesus came a-visiting

[hectorberlioz]

for hours and hours.


(about to start the four word collecting...)

[hectorberlioz]

Ok folks, here is the continuing story so far.


In the previous part of this story, we learned that Hillary had fingernails...

...which she uses to slap the vice-president silly, or perhaps her adulterous attitude was what made character. She picked up a bag of potatoes and smashed someone's head.

"Fie!" they responded, immediately rubbing their sore heads, but it sounded like cursing all tater-kind, angrily with such fervor, that Hillary dropped her sack. And out of it crawled a horrendous looking can of Dr. Pepper, dented and leaking fluids upon the white tile floor.
Everyone was so hungry that they ate their extremely small and offensive middle fingers so they wouldn’t go to waste in this cannibalistic hellhole.

A plague struck the Hiltonese family hard. Nicole and Paris went completely and utterly bonkers. "They weren't already?" she said as she danced naked around the city hall, while the mayor and DoR, MM and NRA stood aghast waiting for complete chaos to explode, not having noticed that the sky was beginning to turn unpleasantly purple with a small chance that Tabasco sauce might liven things up.
However, the cayenne peppers defeated the Tabasco sauce during the battle of Tacobell, in the region of Benicio Del Toro, heartland of the ice festival where all senses die.
But the misguided hillbilly was not pleased, therefore resumed the fight between Nicole and Paris Hilton --who had gone bonkers, and the family contemplated taking it to court.

But TacoBellians attacked suddenly!

They wielded large blankets, used to smother the troubled siblings in order that ordinary people could escape. The evil children liked to eat [mu]shrooms and vomit on kitties. Oh! What terror befell when the two began frothing at the mouth and crazily dancing, while eating a very slimy, yet, extremely small turquoise sandwich. It was a very scary sight, upsetting the masses of people that gathered to see the crazy yet fascinating guinea pig, with it's flying purple turtle shell.

“Gadzooks!” Shouted the tailor, as the guinea pig tackled the cobbler. Pandemonium erupted, as the small cat flew out the submarine. It landed on multiple cacti, causing it to flex its bottom, causing sheer chaos to inflate the tires on the 90-second police's glass mobile, which in turn shattered into 9-second verisimilitudes, which in turn made a one-eighty on the pavement.
Stuff had gone badly downhill for Britney who went on a drinking binge. She was made of multicolored spaghetti, or at least her psychiatrist said she was. Not that psychiatrists are particularly useful when boiling pastrami and eggs. Occasionally, a pencil will lodge in a psychiatrist's throat so that the rhinestones on their jackets g[e]t jangled and tangled, forcing peas to shoot from their nose and hit the prime chancellor of Atlantis.
This caused quite [a] ripple as [it] struck Tony Blair in the heel, making him comatose, ala Achilles.

Meanwhile tacos threw temper-tantrums at the frontlines, attacking fiercely.
Suddenly, there appeared Howard in the heat of Wisconsin, where the buffalo aren't anywhere near, then P&N Hilton's little pests of gene-modified dogs began yapping, causing the battle to reach a fever which was medicated so it had severe side-effects like really hairy fingertips which caused everyone to sneeze uncontrollably, bringing about POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!! ...for babies everywhere, turning them into crazy evil overlords who ate fish raw, and became the Japanese sushi. But [what] this caused we may never know. Everything but terrible consequences ensued.

There was a green doodad hanging upside down of the underside of a big sloth in Africa. Other continents are being impugned by a sense of extraordinary dizziness, causing everyone to projectile vomit on cue. Totally disgusting [of course], but necessary. Because Bush and Gore ate each other's faces in an all-out drag-down catfight, which drowned thousands in the projectile vomit of the irrational greenish blobs that ransacked mice and rice.
Pirates came to pillage, but they wrote some poems instead, cheesy though they were, of the George Michael closet-making company [type], specializing in pulling teeth savagely from small, defenseless saws while they screamed on television. Jesus came a-visiting for hours and hours.

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

Unfortunately, His presence didn't

[Grey_Wolf]

improve the situation for

[The last sane person]

anyone. Jesus got pie-faced....

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

due to the supply