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11-23-2002, 11:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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*The Katt/sack, in a desperate attempt to gain attention, starts singing "I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow" before it remembers the male/female object controversy and decides to stop. Sadly, no one notices the song or the lack of it.*
OOC: Maggie, you spelled "quiet": "quite" Those are quite different, don't you think, my quiet friend? Ok, I'm gonna quit it now. Quite.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-24-2002, 02:00 AM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Allie- *pouts* I'm all alone!! Up here! I feel so unloved!
Finrod- I'm...*wheeze* here! SING TO ME!! Allie- "Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! HELP!" ...wait a sec...where did THAT come from?! I'm doomed! I'm following the orders of a psycho green thing who told me to sing! Pretty soon, I'll start naming rocks and curl up and hide in a sack and die! And then...I'll...be...GONE! Gone with the wind! Forever! Hannah- Um. Allie- Oh...you're back. Hi. Hannah- Are you...okay? Allie- I would be, if HE wasn't in here. Hannah- Well, okay then. Do you like grocery sacks? Waterproof ones? Because that's what these SSA people do. It's a water thing. They send waterproof grocery sacks and get their milk, butter, cheese, chocolate, and wine from somewhere down the river. ALL you would have to do is sit in a sack! Sounds good? Allie- But...how will we know the sack isn't Katt? Where IS that sack,anyhow? Hannah- Not sure...I'll look into it! Bye! Allie- NO! You can't leave me! Finrollum- Now, haha, you are all my own...haha... SING!
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11-24-2002, 03:33 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*Violet hears this from her cell across the way and chucks a lose rock at Finrollum, managing to bean him in the head*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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11-24-2002, 06:21 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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Hannah: *Puts finger on Pound button, and starts to whistle the Marines's song. It helped her blend in with the SSA. She gets down to where she last saw the bags*
SSA 1: Hey, did you get that wine from the latest delivery? SSA 2: Yup, now all we need to do is empty the bags and send them down to Lake Town via DTHITGTCTAAR. SSA 1: What's that? SSA 2: Down the hole in the ground that connects to above a river. *Both laugh at the very bad joke* SSA 2: Say, why don't we get first taste of that wine? SSA 1: Tempting... OK! *Both start drinking absurd amounts of the VERY STRONG wine. Hannah is surprised that they don't die of alcohol poisoning. Eventually they succumb to sleep.* Hannah: Now's my chance! *Sneaks off to SSA one and steals his blantantly obvious keys, and, as an afterthought, steals his rider's licence* That should keep Allie happy... *Cuts out the picture of the SSA with Fang.* *James Bond music starts playing for no apparent reason*
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-25-2002, 01:04 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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*Hannah opens one of the cells to find Acacia leaving grafiti all over the cellwall and Sarah desperately trying to get some sleep. Both Sarah and Acacia are so busy with their activities that they don't notice Hannah.*
Hannah: *coughs* Ahum..... am I interrupting? Acacia:*abandons drawings and hugs Hannah* You saved us! thank you! Thank you! I was just running out of black wall. Sarah: *opens one lazy eye, sees Hannah (and the open door) and joins the hug.* Freedom! At last! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Hannah:*gasps* air....running...out.... Sarah and Acacia: *release Hannah* oh, sorry. Hannah: *draws deep breath* eh... thanks. Now, let's find the others. Acacia: Do you know where they are? Hannah: Not exactly but all you have to do is follow the singing. Sarah: Let's go. *trips on the way out over the Katt-sack* Umph.... stupid SSA's, leaving their litter all around. You'd swear that an SSA-office like this should have waste bins. I hope they get a ticket for littering. Hannah: That's no litter, that's Katt! Or the sack or Katt-sack or Sack-katt or.... argh I don't know anymore! We have to hurry, soon the SSA can wake up and we have to be away before that. *Hannah, Acacia and Sarah, carrying the Katt-sack sneak through the dungeons of the SSA, following the tones of 'what shall we do with the drunken sailor...'*
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11-25-2002, 01:35 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
Posts: 331
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*Meanwhile in an undisclosed cell...*
Zandalf: Oh my head..... *realizes that everyone has left* Zandalf: They're gone. THEY'RE GONE!!! Finally I am free! Except that I'm still in a prison.......but that's no matter. I can just climb onto the roof. *goes back into Acacia's now empty cell, looks up through crashed ceiling* Zandalf: Oh wait, I forgot. *sees the deaf penguin flying overhead* Zandalf: Well, I guess it's time we took care of this once and for all. *climbs up the several stories onto the roof to face the penguin one last time.....* OOC: To be coontinued!
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My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy. |
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11-25-2002, 10:13 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*looks up as cell door is opened*
Violet:Oh,thank u thank u thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-26-2002, 10:43 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Allie- Hannah, when we get to my factory, you can definitely be superintendent. AND you get any of our shares if any of us die. I really do appreciate this!
Hannah- Good. You'd better! NOW GET INTO THAT SACK! Allie- Hmph...ungrateful people these days...*climbs into the sack...poking a few airholes as she went in. Miraculously, the sack bobbed, not sank! It bobbed down and up and up and down and down and up and up and down and down...* Narrator- Uggh...that's enough...I'm getting seasick! TLA * Muffled-From the sacks*- Thts nthing...wre rely thethunk! Narrator- That's the thing...we're really drunk? TLA-NNNN! Wre thetik! Narrator- Dear me, aren't you a little old to be teethink? TLA- NNN! THICK! WRE THICK! Narrator- Well, naturally, I can tell that the sacks are thick. Otherwise, I'd be able to hear you! Honestly, these people.
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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11-27-2002, 12:45 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*is mad at Nararator, so belches loudly*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-27-2002, 03:41 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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Zandalf and the deaf penguin face off on teh roof. It's high noon, and the hot sun blazes down upon their heads. A single bead of sweat runns down Zandalf's face, and the penguin ruffles it's feathers.
Zandalf pulls a piece of paper and pen from his pocket. The penguin, shocked and stunned, takes a step backward. It knows that he has it now. "Yes!" says Zandalf. "With this piece of notebook paper, and this pen, I can explain to you the exact reasons why penguins cannot fly!" Advances on penguin... "That's really kinda sad." Says a random elf, poking his wee pointed ear head out of the hole that Zandalf had made. "But...! But....!" Zandalf turns form the penguin to the elf. "You don't understand! Chocolate and sacks and penguins and ponies and goblins and....and...no more asprine! No more asprine!" "It's ok, dude, just calm down..." The elf makes freindly come here gestures. "Just back away from the ledge...." "No more asprine! No more asprine!" "You don't have to take any more asprine if you don't want to..." says the elf gently. "You don't understand!!!" He clapses into a quivering, sobbing heap. The elf climbs out and collects Zandalf, who finally couldn't take it any more and had a nervous break down.
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11-27-2002, 04:54 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Sarah: I have to get in there??
Hannah: Sarah, it's just a sack and a way out of here. Now get in. Sarah: But...but... Hannah: Of course you can go back to your cell and I'll lock the door again behind you and then you can play hangman again and hear the elves singing aaaaaaaall day. And I'll send you a postcard when we get to the lonely mountain factory and maybe we'll send some chocolate... NOW JUST GET IN THERE! Sarah:okay. *goes into sack while saying to herself "think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths" as Hannah closes the sack*
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11-27-2002, 12:12 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
Posts: 331
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While the elf is trying to comfort Zandalf, the deaf penguin sees its opportunity and steals away the pen and paper.
Zandalf: *breaking out of stupor* HA! I tricked you! Penguin: Mier? Elf: Huh? Zandalf: *to elf* Not you. *points at penguin* YOU! *penguin seems a bit stunned at Zandalf's sudden recovery* Zandalf: You see, I was only down on the ground for a solid wiritng space! I already wrote everything you need to see! *Penguin, reading Zandalf's lips poorly, thinks that Zandalf has written the meaning of life on the paper in exchange for the penguin going away. So, he begins to read the paper, and sees the truth* Penguin: MIER! Mier mier mier mier mier mier! Zandalf: No, penguin, I am your father! Penguin: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIER!!!!! *just then Zandalf wakes up right where he collapsed in his nervous breakdown. The penguin hasn't moved* Zandalf: Now I'm having delusions too? Everything is against me! *sobs* *Penguin, seeing his discomfort and realizing that he's no longer anything but a broken shell of a...wizard, runs over to Zandalf, pats him on the head, and was about to fly off when.....* Zandalf: HA! Now I've really tricked you! *holds up paper with words on it* Behold! That which will destroy you forever! *Penguin, unable to turn away, begins to read.....*
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My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy. |
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11-27-2002, 08:32 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Posts: 292
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And the note says:
"I am a poopy headed wizard. Take my elf ears and give them to Human#3.14, I don't deserve them!" Penguin snatches the elf ears and flies away. Zandalf: What?! That isn't what I wrote... Elf: Wa ha ha! I switched notes with you! Because... *whips off cloak* I am really human! Resorted to her original shape! Zandalf: No! How?! Human: Your second grade wisardry could never hold me for long! And now, the all powerfull elf ears! Flies up into the air to meet wiht the deaf penguin and recieve the elf ears. Zandalf: NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!! *waking, still on roof, with penguin and elf* Zandalf: Phew...that was awfull...*Spies penguin* Stupid penguin! *yells* Penguins can't fly!!! The sound echos and echos. The sky grows dark, and penguins begin to rain out of it, great pails full penguins. Zandafl: No! Waht have I done?! *wakes* Zandalf: The heck?!
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11-29-2002, 10:40 AM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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(Meawhile, downwards with the more "sane" people...)
Hannah: *Jams Maggie into a sack and gives the keys back to the SSA.* There! That's everything except... I know I'm missing something here... SSA 5: *Coming down the hall* Time for getting the sacks back to Lake Town! Hannah: Erp! SSA 3: Looks like we have our job cut out for us... *Comes in just when Hannah puts her finger on the pound button* SSA 5: Why do we hafta do this while the others are at the feast? SSA 4: It's our jobs. We gotta deal with it. SSA 3: 'Sides, we can go up when we're through. SSA 5: ...Ok! Sounds like a plan! *The SSA find SSA 1 and SSA 2, still asleep* All three: *An assortment of giggles, snorts, and incredulous "Oh my gods"* SSA 3: Who's in troooouuuublllle?? Hannah: *Sneaks over to Allie's sack and puts the rider's license in, just to keep Allie's hopes up* Allie's sack: *Wiggle*
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-29-2002, 02:15 PM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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Finrollum runs up behind Hannah and flicks her in the back of the head.
Finrollum: Nasssty thief triess to leave poor Finrollum behind, rollum, rollum ,.
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11-29-2002, 03:17 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*Violet is wondering if there is anything to eat in the sack when she relizes that it was orrigionally used to package Skor Bars! And, there is still one hidden in the straw!!!! She eats it*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-29-2002, 04:09 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
Posts: 988
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OOC- I love you, Claenoilbo!
Allie- Yeah! A liscence! Someday, I'm gonna have my own. Except it will say, "Aragren daughter of Arathren..." Wait...that's not my name. How did I come up with that? What is in this sack, anyway? Sack- I am the sack of Katt! Allie- NO! I can't be riding in Katt! Sack- Never said you were! I was Katt's luggage before...she turned into a sack too. Allie- But how did you know my name...and HOW am I talking to a sack, anyway? Sack- It ISN'T your name. And how should I know how to talk? I'm a sack! Allie- SOME sacks I know are rather intelligent! Sack- How many sacks do you know? Allie *caught off guard* A lot! Very many sacks! Sack- Suureee... Allie- This had better be a VERY short trip. Sack- I take offense!
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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11-30-2002, 01:54 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Hannah: *hears SSA's coming* Ssssht. They're coming. Everyone, pretend to be an ordinary sack.
*voice of Katt coming from one of the sacks* That's not hard, I've been doing that for aaaaaaaages. Hannah: I said Sssssssht! Sacks don't talk! Katt: They don't? Hannah: No! Katt: Darn. *To Hannah's relief everyone finally shuts up when the three SSA's arrive and push all sacks through a hole in the ground. Hannah at last finds a snag in her plan seeing that she has no sack to crawl in. So she takes a leap of faith and ends up on one of the sacks. Thanks to her magical mobile phone the SSA's don't see her.* Hannah: Fiew, close one.... *muffled voice from Acacia in the sack* More like a heavy one! Sarah: *still in her sack* think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaust rophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths.
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12-01-2002, 04:11 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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*Hannah joins Sarah*
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! Last edited by Claenoic : 12-02-2002 at 09:40 PM. |
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12-01-2002, 04:53 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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Please edit that Claenoic.
Violet:Well, Ive always wanted to go whitewater rafting!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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