They'd never say that! - Page 18

Sicirus · 12-23-2002, 04:52 PM

Good one Blackboar...
And everyone else.

Arwen: screw the world I want to live foreever. Bwahahahahaha...... ha.

Frdod *watching from a distance* She must have eaten that love dinner Aragorn cooked her. I told him not to use so much wne and rum mix.

Aragorn: *runs away from totaly mad elf in orc mail*

diannah · 12-25-2002, 04:48 PM

Frodo thinking to himself: I must go get Sam! He can't miss this.
Sam cowering in a corner says: No Mr. Frodo! You can't make me! You are a cruel master indeed!
Frodo: Oh do come along Samwise! It will be great fun, I promise!

Gwaimir Windgem · 12-25-2002, 11:49 PM

Samwise: "Wicked, wicked master! He trickses us, my precious!"

(Don't know if that was already said...)

Gandalf going down the road in his cart, singing "Forty-Seven, Forty-Seven" over and over again. Frodo runs up and says "You're late". Gandalf turns to Frodo, and lets loose a fireball; he then resumes his jounrey, singing, "Forty-Eight, Forty-Eight..."

DraztiK · 12-27-2002, 02:20 PM

Erendis: Let's make a boat ride!

Aragorn: I don't want to be King!

Arwen: Let's go West!

DraztiK: Peter Jackson does not *edited*, and if he did he wouldn't enjoy it!

**Nurvingiel** · 12-27-2002, 09:29 PM

You're post doesn't really make sense Draztik, but maybe that's just as well.

**Frodo and Sam are disguised as orcs and are being forced to march with the orc army.**

Frodo - This orc armour isn't so bad. And those pleasant chaps with the whips set an excellent marching pace.

Sam - Maybe they'll help us destroy the ring. Oy! Dude with the whip! Want to help us destry the Ring of Power?

diannah · 12-28-2002, 09:08 AM

Set the scene: Merry and Pip are being dragged all the way to Isengard.
Pip: Lets have a song!
Merry: You are an idiot.
Pip: One hundred bottles of beer on the wall...

Sicirus · 12-28-2002, 12:15 PM

Frodo in Mordor: Ah the sweet smell of blood int he morning. Nothing is more refreshing then waiking up in Mordor next to a freshly killed body. *Looks over at Sam.* Poor lad never had a chance.
Gollum: Can we eats it now?

Adrian Baggins · 12-28-2002, 02:00 PM

Bilbo and Dwarves to trolls: Go ahead. You can eat us.
Trolls: Sorry we're vegitarians.

Frodo is fighting with Gollum.
Sam: Go Gollum Go! I never liked Frodo anyway.
Gollum: Why is we fighting the invisable hobbit Preciousss. Why don't we fight the one we can see.(stalks to Sam)
*Frodo takes off the ring and points to copy of book*
Frodo:Gollum you are suposed to fight me now get over here and bight my stinkin finger off.

After taking bite of Sam's soup
Gollum:My Precioussssssss, wait why is I talking like this. Smeagol is cured. Thank you oh most kind Samwise.

Frodo is again fighting Gollum
*Takes off ring*
Pippin: Hi Sam I followed you and Frodo here. He died a few days ago and I disguised myself as him.
*throws ring over his shoulder Gollum jumps for it and falls into mount doom*
Gollum:...and we can live in nice house with lots of servants and...*he dies*
Pippin: Thats done lets go drink some milk.

Elenka · 12-30-2002, 12:47 AM

Galadriel: I'm thinking of changing my theme to black!!

Elrond: Arwen, you can be such a little twerp sometimes...Go marry that fool Air-A-Head so I can be rid of you.

Fimbrethil · 02-09-2003, 03:13 PM

As Boromir is dying: Hey Aragorn quick I forgot my line!
Aragorn answers: Stupid your supossed to die.
Boromir: oh yeah thanks! (They continue on with the scene.)
PJ: I wonder when they'll find out we stopped filming?(The rest of the cast is seen laughing there butts off.)

After Aragorn says lets hunt some orc!Legolas says: Do we have to? I never liked the hobbits anyway.

**Nurvingiel** · 02-09-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elenka
Galadriel: I'm thinking of changing my theme to black!!

Nice one Elenka! Along the same lines...

Galadriel: Will you look into the bird bath of Galadriel? Birds are attracted to its shininess.

Frodo: (Looks) Aaa! Sauron is looking at me, and he's so ugly! You take the ring, at least you're good-looking!

Galadriel: Time for a special effects freak out! Muahaha!

gimli7410 · 02-10-2003, 12:24 AM

Sam:do u smell that mr frodo,smells like a nasty bog near by
Frodo (in his head) oh god he noticed i farted

gimli7410 · 02-10-2003, 12:33 AM

gandalf:do u still have it is it safe...
frodo:holy s*** I gave it to a guy on a black horse he said he would take care of it

gimli7410 · 02-10-2003, 12:36 AM

frodo:cmre saueon u need a hug

gimli7410 · 02-10-2003, 12:37 AM

*sauron

Sicirus · 02-10-2003, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gimli7410
Sam:do u smell that mr frodo,smells like a nasty bog near by
Frodo (in his head) oh god he noticed i farted

This and the next one was extremely funny.

Gandalf:*fellowship returns from gathering sticks for the fire* 'Ah hello everyone. You just missed him. I invited Gollum for a spot of tea. Would you like to join us?

Fellowship: *looks at Gandalf blanckly then all nodds heads vigouresly(sp)*

Aragorn meeting the hobbits in their room. All notice Merry had not returned.*
Frodo: Now where is merry he should have been back by now?

Aragorn: AHHHHH. I ate your friend Marry's liver *slurps* with some fava beans.

All stare*
Frodo screams like tortuerd dog then all runs.*

FrodoFriend · 02-10-2003, 11:32 AM

Boromir: Actually, Minas Tirith isn't THAT great of a city.

Treebeard: Faster!! FASTER, I TELL YOU!!

Coney · 02-10-2003, 06:48 PM

Galadriel: DO NOT DRINK THE WATER!!

Sam: *burp*.......s'cuse me

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He drew a deep breath. "Well, I'm back", he said.

And Rose drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Elanor in his lap.

"Right" said Rose. "You can start by changing her nappy. Then the privet could do with a trim. The grass needs mowing and those 'taters will never plant themselves"

Sams mouth fell open "But..."

"But nothing Sam Gamgee" Rose snapped "You've had your holiday in foriegn parts. Time to get to work my lad"

Sam dutifully started changing the baby........thinking the Ring might have been useful to hang onto after all.........

Jesus Freak · 02-11-2003, 10:11 PM

pippin: Ugh! there was a bug in the mushrooms.
here merry, I don't want any

Jesus Freak · 02-11-2003, 10:14 PM

Gimli: Hurry up, Legolas!

Legolas:slow down, I can't keep up!

12-23-2002, 04:52 PM	#341
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Good one Blackboar... And everyone else. Arwen: screw the world I want to live foreever. Bwahahahahaha...... ha. Frdod watching from a distance She must have eaten that love dinner Aragorn cooked her. I told him not to use so much wne and rum mix. Aragorn: runs away from totaly mad elf in orc mail __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

12-25-2002, 11:49 PM	#343
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Samwise: "Wicked, wicked master! He trickses us, my precious!" (Don't know if that was already said...) Gandalf going down the road in his cart, singing "Forty-Seven, Forty-Seven" over and over again. Frodo runs up and says "You're late". Gandalf turns to Frodo, and lets loose a fireball; he then resumes his jounrey, singing, "Forty-Eight, Forty-Eight..." __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

12-27-2002, 02:20 PM	#344
DraztiK Enting Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mol, Belgium Posts: 94	Erendis: Let's make a boat ride! Aragorn: I don't want to be King! Arwen: Let's go West! DraztiK: Peter Jackson does not edited, and if he did he wouldn't enjoy it! __________________ The name's DraztiK, but those whose name isn't totally blasted into Oblivion yet may call me DraZ... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Our Armies in England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales Our Brothers in Belgium, Holland and France will not fail. Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, back to the Glory of Germany! ~Manowar - Blood of the Kings~

12-28-2002, 12:15 PM	#347
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Frodo in Mordor: Ah the sweet smell of blood int he morning. Nothing is more refreshing then waiking up in Mordor next to a freshly killed body. Looks over at Sam. Poor lad never had a chance. Gollum: Can we eats it now? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

12-28-2002, 02:00 PM	#348
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	Bilbo and Dwarves to trolls: Go ahead. You can eat us. Trolls: Sorry we're vegitarians. Frodo is fighting with Gollum. Sam: Go Gollum Go! I never liked Frodo anyway. Gollum: Why is we fighting the invisable hobbit Preciousss. Why don't we fight the one we can see.(stalks to Sam) Frodo takes off the ring and points to copy of book Frodo:Gollum you are suposed to fight me now get over here and bight my stinkin finger off. After taking bite of Sam's soup Gollum:My Precioussssssss, wait why is I talking like this. Smeagol is cured. Thank you oh most kind Samwise. Frodo is again fighting Gollum Takes off ring Pippin: Hi Sam I followed you and Frodo here. He died a few days ago and I disguised myself as him. throws ring over his shoulder Gollum jumps for it and falls into mount doom Gollum:...and we can live in nice house with lots of servants and...he dies Pippin: Thats done lets go drink some milk. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

12-25-2002, 04:48 PM	#342
diannah Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: bethel, ME Posts: 43	Frodo thinking to himself: I must go get Sam! He can't miss this. Sam cowering in a corner says: No Mr. Frodo! You can't make me! You are a cruel master indeed! Frodo: Oh do come along Samwise! It will be great fun, I promise!

12-28-2002, 09:08 AM	#346
diannah Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: bethel, ME Posts: 43	Set the scene: Merry and Pip are being dragged all the way to Isengard. Pip: Lets have a song! Merry: You are an idiot. Pip: One hundred bottles of beer on the wall...

12-30-2002, 12:47 AM	#349
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	Galadriel: I'm thinking of changing my theme to black!! Elrond: Arwen, you can be such a little twerp sometimes...Go marry that fool Air-A-Head so I can be rid of you. __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

02-09-2003, 03:13 PM	#350
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	As Boromir is dying: Hey Aragorn quick I forgot my line! Aragorn answers: Stupid your supossed to die. Boromir: oh yeah thanks! (They continue on with the scene.) PJ: I wonder when they'll find out we stopped filming?(The rest of the cast is seen laughing there butts off.) After Aragorn says lets hunt some orc!Legolas says: Do we have to? I never liked the hobbits anyway. __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

02-10-2003, 12:24 AM	#352
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	Sam:do u smell that mr frodo,smells like a nasty bog near by Frodo (in his head) oh god he noticed i farted __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

02-10-2003, 12:33 AM	#353
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	gandalf:do u still have it is it safe... frodo:holy s*** I gave it to a guy on a black horse he said he would take care of it __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

02-10-2003, 12:36 AM	#354
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	frodo:cmre saueon u need a hug __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

02-10-2003, 12:37 AM	#355
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	*sauron __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

02-10-2003, 11:32 AM	#357
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Boromir: Actually, Minas Tirith isn't THAT great of a city. Treebeard: Faster!! FASTER, I TELL YOU!! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-10-2003, 06:48 PM	#358
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Galadriel: DO NOT DRINK THE WATER!! Sam: burp.......s'cuse me -------------------------------------------------------------------- He drew a deep breath. "Well, I'm back", he said. And Rose drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Elanor in his lap. "Right" said Rose. "You can start by changing her nappy. Then the privet could do with a trim. The grass needs mowing and those 'taters will never plant themselves" Sams mouth fell open "But..." "But nothing Sam Gamgee" Rose snapped "You've had your holiday in foriegn parts. Time to get to work my lad" Sam dutifully started changing the baby........thinking the Ring might have been useful to hang onto after all......... __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

02-11-2003, 10:11 PM	#359
Jesus Freak Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 76	pippin: Ugh! there was a bug in the mushrooms. here merry, I don't want any

02-11-2003, 10:14 PM	#360
Jesus Freak Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 76	Gimli: Hurry up, Legolas! Legolas:slow down, I can't keep up!