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Old 04-15-2002, 10:23 AM   #341
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BoP seems disinterested in the uncivilized courtship of A-E.

Even though she is vegetarian, BoP wants MY beef - get over it.

Besides, my dear BoP, I have all the magical powers you could ever want....
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Old 04-15-2002, 10:30 AM   #342
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Anyway... back to theism... who got us off topic? *Points to somebody in particular*Tater...
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Old 04-15-2002, 10:35 AM   #343
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<mental image>

Now, what was it I read about afro-american lovers....

<more mental images>

Well to GREATLY paraphrase yoda

once you start down the chocolate side it will forever pleasurably control you destiny
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Old 04-15-2002, 10:37 AM   #344
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...pleasurably....
Funny, I don't remember that being in Empire Strikes Back...

I think you must be very GREATLY paraphrasing....
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Old 04-15-2002, 10:45 AM   #345
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BoP seems disinterested in the uncivilized courtship of A-E.

suddenly the sound of Morris day and Time

singing " Jungle Love" assaults Anduril
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Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means?

She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight.

'Dern Helm"

Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.
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Old 04-15-2002, 11:01 AM   #346
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Luckily, the sound was emitting from 30 year old toilet paper speakers.

AHA! cried Anduril, who whipped out his new car sound system, with 300W Kenwood 6x9's. Presses play, and thump thump thump.....

A-E is thoroughly thwarted.

Anduril turns to BoP: "You liked the thumping, didn't you?"
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Old 04-15-2002, 11:04 AM   #347
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*But BoP is oblivious to the fighing, and is listening to "She came in through the bathroom window" on her iPod*
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Old 04-15-2002, 11:21 AM   #348
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It's okay BoP, the fighting is over, all is calm....

....and Anduril has proved the victor....woohooo!

Anyway, Anduril's from Africa too, ya know!! Although he isn't chocolate flavoured, he is always very handy with his tools...

...okay that just did not come out right....

*Anduril wonders if the moderators were reading our PMs*
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Old 04-15-2002, 11:22 AM   #349
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Well, BoP has wondered that too, but if they are, well good for them!
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Old 04-15-2002, 11:29 AM   #350
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It's okay BoP, the fighting is over, all is calm....

....and Anduril has proved the victor....woohooo!

Anyway, Anduril's from Africa too, ya know!! Although he isn't chocolate flavoured, he is always very handy with his tools...

...okay that just did not come out right....

*Anduril wonders if the moderators were reading our PMs*
If you've got more than one tool
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About Eowyn,
Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means?

She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight.

'Dern Helm"

Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.
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Old 04-15-2002, 11:37 AM   #351
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Well I couldn't go and mention "tool", that's too blatant for the moderators, and this PG13 thread....neaded to be slightly vague, to throw the admins off.....damn given it all away now....

oh well back to those steamy PMs and emails....
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Old 04-15-2002, 12:06 PM   #352
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Looks like some people sure felt the spring coming

*dreamy look*mmmm, chocolate......mmmmmm
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Old 04-15-2002, 04:04 PM   #353
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Looks like some people sure felt the spring coming

*dreamy look*mmmm, chocolate......mmmmmm


Afro-elf ponders ' maybe I can flex my muscles in brussels'

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'Dern Helm"

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Old 04-15-2002, 06:25 PM   #354
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Anyway.... Back to topic on hand, er... in question!

There is no God, and you're all worshipping the wrong unicorn.
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Old 04-15-2002, 06:43 PM   #355
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I am rubber, you are glue.
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Old 04-15-2002, 09:10 PM   #356
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the ultimate proof

Anduril exists thus there is no god: however, that may mean that perhaps only satan does
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She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight.

'Dern Helm"

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Old 04-15-2002, 09:48 PM   #357
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I think, therefore I custard.

Custard is proof, if any, that there is no god. Disgusting stuff.
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Old 04-29-2002, 05:21 PM   #358
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Attention all bible believing theists!!

I would like to humbly extend a warm invitation to all bible believing theists, to attend a book-by-book (or however much we can examine per post) review of the Good Book.

Date: Now.
Venue: Here (last page)

We strongly urge all those inclined to respond to the critique as submitted. We will all have a lot of fun. Yay! In the fountain!

I hope to see you there.

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Old 05-07-2002, 05:25 PM   #359
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SCREAM

By James A. Haught

Did you ever hear a rabbit scream?
Bunnies make a heart-rending shriek
when pierced by fangs of a fox
or talons of a hawk.

Did you ever see a child dying of leukemia
trying to understand
trying to be brave
but doomed?

Did you ever see families killed by a twister
or an earthquake
or a monsoon flood
or a volcano?

Did you ever watch a fawn in the jaws of a lion
or a piglet coiled by a python
or a seal ripped by a shark?

Did you ever see the eyes of a woman when she's told
she has breast cancer?

All these horrors are nature at work
And nature, you say, was designed by an all-loving
all-merciful
all-benevolent
all-compassionate
all-kind
God.

You want me to worship this designer?

Are you crazy?
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She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight.

'Dern Helm"

Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.
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Old 05-14-2002, 04:31 AM   #360
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I'm wondering if anybody here has had any "religious experiences", and if so, could you describe it?

You see, I've never had any type of experience that I would call "spiritual" or religious, so I am in the dark on this one...
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