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07-10-2003, 06:31 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Alright! go ahead, scar them all you please! Just give me some dignity!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-10-2003, 06:36 PM
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OOC: Ah! Let's get started! Remember the story about the elf and the telepath Roya?
OOO2: @$#@%! library computers! My time is up! Farewell!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-10-2003, 09:01 PM
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Lady of Legends
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*meanwhile, Arwen has dragged Aragorn struggling slightly to the altar* Gandalf: We are gathered here today because our arch nemesisises got married by a spider and threw a cool evil party with lots of booze and sharp pointy sparkly objects. So we decided, what the hell? We'll go and marry some good guys too! Arwen Undomiel, do you-.....know where Aragorn is? *Aragorn has disapeared*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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07-11-2003, 12:24 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Ah! no katt! NOOOOO! I repeat! NOOO!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-11-2003, 11:11 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood
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Arwen looked around. She could spot her love anywhere.
"There he is," she said, spotting him hiding behind a nearby rock. "Come now, you can't be a dignified king without a queen! And I will be that queen," said Arwen, dragging Aragorn back up to where Gandalf was seated. "Please continue."
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I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it...  Oh, well...now you know...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting |
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07-12-2003, 11:41 AM
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Lady of Legends
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Gandalf: Where was I? Oh, right; Arwen Undomiel, Evenstar of your people, any other titles or names you might have, yada yada yada...you wanna marry Aragorn?
Arwen: Yes! Gandalf: Aragorn, son of Arathorn, hier of Isildur and all that other stuff, you wanna marry Arwen? Aragorn:.......................................... ..... Arwen: *nudges Aragorn* tell him yes, sweetie. Aragorn:..................................... Gandalf: Well? Aragorn: ......*falls over and plays dead*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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07-12-2003, 12:55 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Arwen: *has upset look on her face* *Doesn't buy Aragorn's stunt for nothing* I thought you loved me! Hmph! Fine, if that's the way you want it! I'm leaving! And after all I've done for you!
*Marches off very upset and disappears into the crowd*
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I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting |
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07-12-2003, 01:34 PM
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*Roya and Sauron stumbled into their "bouduar". (ooc: sp?) They were both raging drunk and laughing uproariously. After they fell onto the bed their laughing stopped. They staired fixedly into each others eyes and--*
Katt: STOP STOP! *What's the matter?* Katt: I thought this was going to be erotica and not a sappy romance novel! *Well you thought wrong.* Katt: Aw bugger all! I'm skipping to the end of the scene. *Ok. Ahem, the bedroom was trashed--* Katt: What?!? How did I miss that? *Well it's to late to go back now so deal.* Katt: Wait! No! Go ba-- *Ahem, the bedroom was trashed. Clothes and bedclothes were tossed everywhere. Somewhere in the middle of it all, Sauron was passed out. Roya was looking out of the window, clothed in moonlight. As she watched the harbour (don't ask me where they were where they could see a harbour) a ship with black sails drifted into view.* OOC; heh heh. You wanna finish this one Roya? hehehehehehehehehheheeeeee!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-12-2003, 03:29 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: YES! THIS IS MUCH FUN!
*Roya was sitting, clothed in moonlight, gazing at the ship of her "beloved"* Roya: *murmur* The Pearl...Jack! *Sauron was still passed out, and feeling rather naughty, Roya ran down stealthily to the pearl, then a handsome and perpetually drunk pirate came into view* Jack: *floundering drunkenly with a bottle of rum* ello, love! nice dre....hey! You don’t have anything on! Roya: So you noticed? Jack: hehehe.... I thought you were married to Mr. Bad up there...? Roya: Oh, its okay, we signed an agreement making it non-monogamous relationship… Jack: well, then I guess it’s all right! *Grabs her waist* come on then! To the Pearl! Roya: away to freedom! *They exit the scene and sail away, not to be heard have for a very long while*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-12-2003, 04:22 PM
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Elven Warrior
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OOC: I just saw Pirates of teh Caribbean yesterday. It was soooo cool...although Will Turner was really hot and daring....Captain Jack Sparrow was soooo funny....together they made the movie the best film I've seen all summer!
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I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting |
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07-12-2003, 04:34 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: It was hilarious! I loved Jack!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-12-2003, 08:23 PM
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OOC: I dunno, I loved Jack, but I think Barbosa was pretty cute!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-12-2003, 08:27 PM
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OOC: yeah, he was alright, but Jack was the best. (pity orlando didnt get the Axe)
*meanwhile the two got onboard the pearl with Roya back in her ninjas costume* Jack: all hand ta yer stations! were going back out ta sea!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-12-2003, 08:39 PM
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*Just then, a cat came prowling up on deck.*
Roya: Bugger off puss! Jack: Ey! Lay off Cion. *picks up cat* Short for El Maldición. The curse. OOC: I think the war might be off gents. This could get interesting. Edit: ROYA! CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX! Go to view private messages from and scroll down to "the beggining" then go to sent messages and do the same thing.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 07-12-2003 at 08:45 PM. |
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07-12-2003, 08:58 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: I did! now what?
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 06:14 PM
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Pirate: Avast ye maties! Hoist the anchor! Pull in the topsail! Full speed ahead!
*Jack and Roya look at each other* Jack: Gents! *Roya smiles as the pirate is tossed overboard*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-13-2003, 07:42 PM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC: So now we've gone from stealing a ring from a hobbit, to marrying the bad guys, to a pirates of the carribean rpg?
 But where do the rest of us go? Do we get a ship to?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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07-13-2003, 09:16 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: I dont know. Do you want to come after us?
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 09:37 PM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC: Sure. I'm not staying at some dead party
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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07-13-2003, 09:43 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Now why would you want to come chasing after two pirate lovers?
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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