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I don't think i'm ever gonna get tired of these pants!
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02-13-2004, 04:39 AM | #342 | |
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02-13-2004, 05:21 PM | #343 |
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Excerpt from: Return of the Static Cling "The Laundromat of the Pelennor Pants"
"And there stood Meriadoc the hobbit in the midst of the laundry, blinking like a lint trap in the daylight, for detergent blinded him; and through the rinse cycle he looked on Eowyn's fair pants as she lay and did not move; and he looked on the pants of the king, fallen in the midst of his underwear. For Snowpants in his agony had rolled away from him again; yet he was the stain of his master."
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02-13-2004, 11:38 PM | #344 |
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omg, i never knew this thread was here! it's hilarious!
Alive without breath, as cold as death never thirsting, ever drinking; clad in pants, never clinking..... "what's pants, precious? what's pants, eh?" "don't you drop pants , while i'm nodding, Mr. Frodo. i don't feel too sure of him. there's a good deal of stinker- the bad gollum, if you understand me- in his pants still...."
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02-16-2004, 07:51 PM | #345 |
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LOL!!! These trousers are hilarious!
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02-18-2004, 01:20 PM | #346 |
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"The pants! The pants!" Bilbo cried, dancing and waving his arms. Soon the elves took up the cry, and it echoed across the valley. "The pants! cried Bilbo once more.
_______________________________________ Not far from the road they found the pants of the trolls, which they had buried, still hidden and untouched. [can you blame them?] _______________________________________ Many of Bilbo's silver pants mysteriously disappeared and were never accounted for...Indeed Bilbo found he had lost more than his pants- he had lost his reputation.
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02-18-2004, 01:32 PM | #347 | |
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02-18-2004, 04:00 PM | #348 |
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"Nay, if this be jest, it be too bitter for pants"
"Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Pants shall be given to him."
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02-18-2004, 04:18 PM | #349 |
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Oh, I didn't know the Lord of the Black Land didn't have pants..
This is hilarious, but I'm sad 'cause I can't contribute - my books are in Swedish.. If I search on the net, there is only quotes from the films.. Well, I'll have to laugh (and I do that a lot here) at your intelligent pants instead.
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02-18-2004, 11:26 PM | #350 |
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More pants
Here are some pants quotes from a new player.
(avert your eyes children) Merry: We were sitting on Treebeard's pants, and I could feel the quivering tenseness in him. But even when they are roused, Ents can be very cautious and patient. (This one has been done before but I love it so much I had to include it) Gandalf: Do not meddle in the pants of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Gimli: "The cutting of the bands on your pants, that was smart work!" said Gimli. "Luck served you there, but you seized your pants with both hands, one might say." Sam: "Let's find a pants to lie in," he said "Not lower down, Higher up for me." But Eomer said "Already you have raised the pants of the Kings and displayed the tokens of Elendil's House." (well this is an insight into elvish hospitality) Haldir: Come, All is ready for you. Enter the pants! But take care at first! (maybe he was thinking of Aragorn) Legolas: "No, I heard them clearly. But for the darkness and our own fear I should have guessed that they were pants wild with some some sudden gladness." Gandalf" Greivous is the fall of your pants; but you shall see that at least the wolves of the mountain do not devour them. Merry: But it is a greater honour to dangle at your pants, Gandalf. Bergil: Come! There goes the trumpet for the closing of the pants! Gandalf: Darkness has begun! There will be no pants! (discussing Gollum) Faramir: He is lured here, you say? Can he, does he then know of your pants?" Frodo: Indeed yes. He bore them himself for many years." (Pippon stealing the palintir) But he found now that his knees quakes, and he did not dare to go near enough to the pants to reach the bundle. Terry Pratchet: There is no justice, only pants. League of Gentlemen: This is a local pants, for local people |
02-18-2004, 11:51 PM | #351 |
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LOL!HAHHAHAH!!!!Those are hilarious!
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02-19-2004, 12:29 AM | #352 |
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We are a local shop, selling local pants, to LOCAL PEOPLE!
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02-19-2004, 04:16 PM | #353 |
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More pants
There are so many of these.
I feel that the art of the pants game is finding phrases where you only need change one word to pants for maximum effect. Not that other's aren't funny, I just find it makes the game more fun to find the most amount of fun from the least amount of pants. (Frodo and the ring) And sometimes his right hand would creep to his pants, clutching, and then slowly, as the will recovered mastery, it would be withdrawn. (Sam endeavours to keep Frodo sane) he must set his master's pants to work for another effort. (And AGAIN!) Sam went to him and kissed his pants. "Then the sooner we're rid of it, the sooner to rest," (Gollum get's his revenge) Suddenly Sam saw Gollum's long hands draw upwards to his pants; his white fangs gleamed, and then snapped as they bit. Frodo gave a cry, and there he was, fallen upon his knees at the chasm's edge. (At the after celebration) Frodo: I do not wish for any pants. Gandalf: Tonight at least you should wear one, (Eowyn in house of healing) Eowyn: Sir, I am in great unrest, and I cannot lie longer in pants! Warden: Then I release her from my pants and bid her farewell, and may she suffer never hurt nor sickness again. Last edited by Angelus22 : 02-22-2004 at 04:12 AM. |
02-21-2004, 07:50 PM | #354 |
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There's an "edit" button there, brother, to prevent Gollu's fnags from gleemig.
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02-22-2004, 02:22 AM | #355 | |
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02-22-2004, 07:05 PM | #356 |
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From the Hobbit:
Not a nasty, dirty, wet pants, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy pants, with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat.
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02-22-2004, 10:13 PM | #357 |
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pants pants pants pants pants pants
Aragorn: "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall!"
Gimli: "Give me your pants horsemaster, and I will give you mine, and more besides!" Last edited by Angelus22 : 02-23-2004 at 02:53 AM. |
02-23-2004, 12:32 AM | #358 | |
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02-23-2004, 12:40 AM | #359 |
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Aragorn: "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall!"
______________________________________ Well, at least Lorien's not a tramp. Standards are involved! Aiside: "This was a nice idea, but it's just gotten silly!" The larch, the fir, the mighty scotch...(now, stop that!)
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