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11-15-2004, 04:27 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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 So that's why you said I didn't need a mod weapon, so you could fight me better over Tuor. So unfair!
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11-15-2004, 05:37 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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*rolls up her sleeves*
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun!  Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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11-15-2004, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol
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Ladies, ladies,
as Roseanne Barr noted "Only a man could come up with the idea that one inch equals a mile." Do not brawl over the 12 inch pianist, not the shoe size, none of that matters! You all know that it's really the wallet biopsy that counts! 
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11-15-2004, 07:16 PM
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No one seems to be after Beren... maybe I'll endulge my inner fangirl.
 Is that Luthien? Aaaaa nooooo...... *in darkness* Hello... who's there... [Melkor]No one, go to sleep.
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11-16-2004, 05:59 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Mine! Mine! Besides, isn't Tuor your son? Honestly, R*an, once kids grow up, you really do have to let them go. 
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11-16-2004, 08:59 AM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
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you are all missing the point - turgon had to be best
just think of gondolin - clever as well as good looking! |
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11-16-2004, 01:06 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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And in the meantime, I forgot my elvish drool object - given my halfelven persona, I can have TWO objects of, um, interest - so one half of me gets Tuor, and the other half - FINGON! Fingon the valiant! Fingon the cool! Fingon, with his long, dark hair (is a sucker for dark hair) ... Fingon - your perfect strong/sensitive guy! Fingon - the totally rockin' warrior who is the only guy brave enough to pop on over to the heart of enemy territory to save his big-time bud, Maedhros (even tho he thinks Maedhros betrayed him), and what does he consider essential for this terribly dangerous journey? His harp! And he stops and sings in the middle of Morgoth-land! (I sure hope he had a travel-size harp, and didn't have to lug his full-size, orchestra-quality pedal harp! )
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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11-16-2004, 01:28 PM
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The Insufferable
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Ah, Fingon! Risking it all to save his one true love from the clutches of the Evil Dark Lord (A convicted Sex Offender)! *instert tasteless comment about Maedhros being 'well hung'. *I Lie!
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Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned Last edited by Wayfarer : 11-16-2004 at 05:07 PM. |
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11-16-2004, 02:38 PM
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Greatest Elven woman of Aman
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7
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Well hung??
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11-16-2004, 02:45 PM
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The Insufferable
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Why, as a matter of fact...
... I have no idea what you're talking about. 
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Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned Last edited by Wayfarer : 11-16-2004 at 02:46 PM. |
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11-16-2004, 02:48 PM
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Greatest Elven woman of Aman
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11-16-2004, 02:56 PM
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The Insufferable
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For goodness sake, woman! You can't hotlink from an Elfood gallery! Give it up already!
Here! It's the top picture! Indisputable photographic proof! *re-instert still tasteless comment about how Maedhros must have been 'well hung'. Now my one-shot joke has been dragged out for a good six posts. Eep!
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11-16-2004, 04:05 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Oh sweet mother of unicorns! (to use Tano's expression) Thanks, Artanis, Wayfarer, for all the unwanted mental images I will suffer from for the rest of the week. Although they do always say the prettiest ones are gay, incidentally that could explain a lot more about Elves than I want to know... *goes of in search of mind bleach* Quote:
But since you're only half drooling over him, I suppose we could share.
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11-16-2004, 04:53 PM
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The Insufferable
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Strictly from an objective standpoint, the absolutely hottest guy in Middle Earth has got to be Gothmog, lord of the Balrogs. Hands down. Then again, those Balrogs do seem to always turn out to be absolutely flaming - tough luck unless you like that sort of thing. Or was it Melkor? He is the Lord of Fire and Shadow. Sounds pretty steamy, no? And he's so Forceful and Masculine, just the thing you ladies are looking for, right? Best of all, he's the one character that gets the most textual references to sex, even if they are mostly apocryphal - so you've got clear evidence that he likes the ladies! */Replaces the Mind Bleach with Rubber Cement on his way out.
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Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned Last edited by Wayfarer : 11-16-2004 at 04:58 PM. |
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11-16-2004, 04:57 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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(actually, I stumbled onto a story on Fingon and Maedhros thru a discussion on what slash fiction was - I didn't know what the term meant! Now I do! )My darling Fingon and his good friend Maedhros only allow those stories to circulate so they won't be bothered so much by all those silly drooling (excuse me - I have to wipe my mouth) fangirls! Those of us that truly love them know better!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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11-16-2004, 05:06 PM
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The Insufferable
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95% of the people circulating those stories are the Drooling Fangirls. *The US government would like to inform you that the Wayfarer Going on a Slasher Rampage Threat Level has been upgraded from Yellow to AAARRRGHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP!* ... *Please adjust your plans accordingly. Have a nice day!* What about Tulkas? He's definitely on my short list for coolest guy in Middle Earth.
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11-16-2004, 06:36 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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LemonChiffon, ay?
and I'm on the same planet as Middle Earth Tulkas? Nah, too much brawn, not enough sensitivity. And as far as the "wallet biopsy" - when I married my husband, he had just quit his job (good riddance, too!) Neither my dad nor I had any misgivings about his ability to provide, because we knew his heart - a man of integrity. I know you were joking, inked, but I just wanted to say that (and hubby also has dark, straight hair - tho not as long as Fingon's, and he doesn't wear it in braids with gold, as Findekáno did).
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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11-16-2004, 06:57 PM
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The Insufferable
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Mmm... Lemon Chiffon.
I'm also suprised nobody mentiond Thingol. He wins the award for tallest, and he was obviously hot enough to seduce an angel out of heaven. Not even the elves that lived in Valinor for centuries ever managed to get it on with one of the Maiar. And at least 50% of his genetic material was used to make the 'Hottest Elf EvAr'.
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11-16-2004, 08:42 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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Nah, Melian just had a bad day - wrong time of the month, or something
And Thingol's genetic material was used to tone down Lúthien
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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