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07-02-2003, 09:37 PM
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Elf Lord
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Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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ooc: have been absent for awhile. Can someone fill me in in short what has happened please?
not by pm though.
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07-02-2003, 09:40 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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(Next time ask on the discussion thread--why it's there) Um...Earniel found an old cap'n's log and some maps and things (I think?) and we're going to dock for a while...the cap'n and me and a couple other people are going to look for vampires, because the undead are going to help us find the wine. Yes. I think that is all.  tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-03-2003, 07:10 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood
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Luthien took up her cup and began dragging it along the steel bars making a large racket.
Luthien: *singing* Yo ho, yo ho! A Pirates life for me! Roya: What's all the racket about? You ain't had no wine, matey. Luthien: I know....but if I can't be drunk for real, I might as well act like it...I haven't had a good drink in days...why don'tcha be a good Samaritan and get some for me????
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07-08-2003, 08:34 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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ooc: thanks. next time I will use the discussion board. Sorry bout that. By the way I always have something wolfie about my characters on rpg. So I am a werewolf.
 ic: sici: wait for me! wait for me! I want to help find the vampires.*trips off of the boat and lands head first into the sand and disturbs an aklready disturbed crab.* Yelp crabs! eg: Sh sicirus.*checks maps* well we should find them in the caves of many bats. sici: bats? Ear: no sicirus, old ladies with canes.  sici: noooooooo!!!! not old ladies wiuth canes. *shivers* sici: can I come pleaseeeeeee??????
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07-12-2003, 05:18 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Roya: Stow yer gab Luthien! I have got errands to run so keep it down! *with that Roya left with E XK to go forge the papers*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-12-2003, 05:53 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Luthien: Aye! I'm bored! What can ya expect! I feel like singing! *resumes singing* Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirates life for me!
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I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting |
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07-13-2003, 02:12 AM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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*meanwhile, Roya and E XK had made it to the port town and were slinking around looking for the boatswain's "friends"*
E XK: well, where the bloody hell are they? Roya: quite yer whinin! ere, we'll have better luck goin inna the pub. *they made there way into the pub in question, a rather ill favored place and preceeded to buy themselves a drink and sit in the drk corner of the room, a shadow-y figure made its way to them* Figure: what ya be needen done lass? Roya: oh, just a forgery, nothin big like before. Figure: well, i owe ya this then. for previous...er...actions. Roya: good. then its settled over a pint! *calls for one extra pint to be brought* have it delivered to port, ta the NAL! *As the figure finishes his pint and leaves, a drunk comes up and punches E XK who retaliates. the Drunk then comes back with a few o' his fellows and a rucus insues* OOC: BAR FIGHT!!! kinda like the one i had when i went ta a 5th of july party after i said goodbye ta emy.......
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 02:40 AM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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*Another drunk unfortunatly had a song stuck in her head and with the rhythmic punching of the of the bar fight she just had to start singing. The drunk clambered up onto the bar and hopped on one foot. The wild swings made with her other foot in an attempt to keep her balance sent glasses flying all over.*
Drunk: *singing* Beauing, belleing, dancing, drinking, Breaking windows, cursing, singing Ever raking, never thinking, Live the Rakes of Mallow; Uh da da da da da dun, Beating waiter's and someone else, Something's true begotten sons, Live the Rakes of Mallow. *The next glass she kicked landed sqarely on Roya's head.* Drunk: *This part really loudly* Then to end this raking life, They get sober, take a wife, Ever after live in strife, And wish again for Mallow. HEY!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 07-13-2003 at 02:42 AM. |
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07-13-2003, 02:46 AM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Roya:*storming at the unfortunate drunk* WHY YOU---------! i'll have yer guts fe garters! yer intrails will be yer extrails! i-arr-yerch!!!!!!
*she decends upon the Drunk and begins to beat the crap outta her* Drunk: SHIITTEE! ave mercy! Roya: *slaps drunk* Drunk: okay i didnt deserve that one! *punches Roya* Roya: *punches Drunk again* Drunk: *Reeling from the blow* okay, i deserved that one! *Roya proceeds to drag the unfortunate drunk back to ship and ties her to the mast* OOC: Look at the Katt Roya draged in!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 02:52 AM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Drunk: *Tied to mast* Finally a stable surface. *Starts humming and then singing quietly* Hitler, he only had one ball; The other was in the Albert Hall; His mother, the dirty Bugger; Chopped off the other when he was still small.
OOC: Roya, for the quote in your sig it's CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-13-2003, 02:56 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: YEAH!!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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*After about 10 minutes, the drunk tied to the mast decided on a different song.*
Drunk: So bring us more ale here, and without fail here, we shall keep singing till each song is sung! Roya: *very agitated* Oh no you won't! *Hit's drunk upside the head with her own mug* There. Drunk: *snores* Roya: BLOODY HELL!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-13-2003, 07:27 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Tano: *pokes head over the railing on the ship* Yo! Who's this?
Roya: A drunk. From a bar. It won't stop singing. Why are you here? Tano: Had to get somming for the cap'n. *climbs over railing* A drunk. Looks like a drunk Katt. What are you going to do with it? ooc: Cap'n Jack Sparrow is the coolest mad cap'n, and the Interceptor was played by the Lady Washington and I'm in LURVE with her! I found my true love and she broke my heart. Roya? Roya, you work near her...can I work with you on this ship? I'l swab decks. Anything. Please, Roya? (Er....sorry...it's just that people who are in love tend to do weird things.... )
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-13-2003, 09:20 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-13-2003, 09:22 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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I know. I thought so.
I'm just so bloody flippin jealous... Ah well. Cest la vie and va bene...I'll find my own schooner. Could I visit her sometime with you, though? *hopeful look* tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-13-2003, 09:31 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Sure, as soon as she comes back to port. Right now she is doin a tour after they stopped filming so, i think she is in Japan....AND TO THINK I HAD THE CHANCE TO GO! ARG! I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
Roya: a drunk Katt? well i'll be sworn! *slaps katt* Katt: *murmurs* i think i deserved that one....*snore* Roya: *laugh* So it is!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-14-2003, 02:27 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Meanwhile, the Cap'n and Tano were off looking for vampires in the city. Or rather, they were waiting 'til dark, because they both knew just the place to look for bats. And they were both singing, rather loudly,
"We wrapped 'em all in a main'sl tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bite And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell Soon, however, the two were apprehended by the police. Police 1: You two look drunk. Police 2: You are aware that public intoxication is illegal in this town, were you not? EG: I'm drunk? I don't think I'm drunk. I'm just enjoying the late afternoon. And singing. THat's all, I promise ye! Police 1: I don't like the looks of you. You must be pirates. EG: Pirates? Tano: Us? EG: Oh, no, sir, ye got us all wrong. Tano: We're good, law abiding EG: merchant ship...cardboard. EG and Tano *leaning in*: Until ye get too close! Police: Um..*confused looks all around* EG: *straightens up, steps back* So ye see, we aren't doin' no harm to ye, or yer town. Besides, ain't this here be a port town? Port towns ought ta be used ta drunken sailors such as the likes of us! Police: Right then...*backing away* You're a strange one. Cardboard? EG: Ye are what ye eat. *the two pirates tango off down the street, as darkness sets in.* The two kept on singing. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Tano: Ye reckon is dark 'nuff for bats now? EG: Aye, that I do. Let's head to the bar. Tano: Aye, Cap'n. *And so they went off to the bar, singing as they went.* ooc: --->Could I please claim the next post? I have to go now, but I've got more to say. Also, I'm so sorry you're cap'n's been gone of late. Must be all that viewing of Pirates of the Caribbian  (okay, actually I've only seen it once. was going to go again today but it was sold out. alas, i won't get to see my love again until tomorrow. No, not Johnny Depp! Not Olrando Bloom! I'm talking about the Lady Washington!/Interceptor. Roya...um...help? Must get to boat...Buddy pal! )
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07-15-2003, 01:46 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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ooc: I know you're claiming it--I won't say anything of importance. I just feel like posting.
Tano: Ooh, ooh....Merchant Ship Cardboard! I've got a verse about cardboard. "We ate the hardtack in the mornin' light Tasted like our main'sl tight So we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a ho-heave-ho and a fare-you-well The cardboard came up on the swell In a glass of milk on the road to hell...." EG: Er...where're you gettin' milk on a ship? Tano: The Ship's Cow. EG: The ship's cow? Tano: Yeah. Old sailor legend...ooh, look. Here's the bar.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-15-2003, 04:33 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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ooc: s'alright
ic: And in they go to the bar... This bar is a dark place, full of people in cloaks with hoods and the like. Everyone seems to be trying to be The Dark Mysterious Stranger in the Corner. Cap'n and Tano go up to the bar. Cap'n: A pint o' Guinness for myself, and. . . Tano: A sparkling water for me. Bartender: *looks very very surprised* Um...okay...I dunno that we have sparkling water...I might have some Guinness in the back for you, but otherwise there's not much I can do for ye. Cap'n: Very well then, water for the boths of us, unless you can dig up some ale or rum or wine or something. Bartender: I think we got some rum back 'ere. Cap'n: Oh goody. Bartender: Nope, the rum's gone. Sorry. Cap'n: WHy's the rum gone? Bartender: Because it's a vile drink that no one here ever orders. Cap'n: But why's the rum gone? *forlorn expression* Bartender: Um? Cap'n: Nevermind. Bartender: Okay, here's your waters. *They take their water and go to a table* Cap'n: Okay, the bat I know should be 'ere soon. Tano: Um, how'd you know? Cap'n: Remember when I got off the ship, I slipped a piece of paper to that wench what was wanderin' amid the docks? Tano: No. Cap'n: Good, you didn't see. Well, do ye remember that same wench handin' me another slip o' paper later after the police? Tano: Yes. I saw that. Cap'n: Well...*takes out paper and hands it to Tano* Tano: *reading* Dragon's Blood. 9pm. Beware of Rothbert. Cap'n: Is 8:59 right now. Tano: Okay... And just seconds later, a tall dark stranger walks into the bar. That is, another one. And he sits down at their table. (ooc: Again I'm going to have to leave off. Need a short conference with someone. People are welcome to post other stuff, but I request this meeting be left to me, as I have a PLAN. Thank you kindly! )
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07-15-2003, 06:49 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood
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Luthien heard all the "music" coming from the drunk above.
Luthien: Goody! A new crew member! Hey! Down heer, drunken sailor! I wanna hear mor of your songs.
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I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting |
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