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11-15-2002, 03:46 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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OOC: I am a sack and have nothing to write
OOC2: I am probably going to go have a discussion about male/female objects with my science lab partner who won't really listen to me.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 11-15-2002 at 05:24 PM. |
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11-15-2002, 10:10 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*in cell*Well, at least I get bread and water.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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11-16-2002, 05:19 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC-Thanks yous!!! And yes. The rider's liscense is still rather a sensitive issue.
 At least it'll explain the end of "Return of the King...oops...Queen....umm...Queens!!"  Sarah- Hmmhmmhmmhmm...let's see. Are there any mice to play tic tac toe with? Acacia-Sarah? Is that you? I can hear you! That's so neat! Now we can play tic tac toe together! I'll be Xs...you can be Os! Okay, first X-upper right hand corner! *farther on down the hall...* Allie- *bangs head on the wall* WILL NOT TELL! *bangs head on the other wall* MUST TELL *bangs head on 1st wall* WILL NOT TELL!!! Hannah- Umm...once you're finished banging your face in...could I talk to you?
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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11-16-2002, 09:52 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*hears this and eyes fly open in surprise*
"Annahhay, siay hattay ouyay?"
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-18-2002, 12:49 PM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
Posts: 2,002
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Finrollum, sneaking through the halls is caught and thrust into Allie's cell
Finrollum: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Allie:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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11-18-2002, 01:02 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
Posts: 14,363
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Sarah: Say Acacia, did you just hear something?
Acacia: What? Like two creatures yelling their little lungs out in mutual mortal terror? Sarah: Yeah, something like that. Acacia: Nope, didn't hear a thing. Sarah: Good. Okay, let's see..... Mmmm, next O: two rows up, fourth collum starting from left.
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11-18-2002, 01:06 PM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
Posts: 2,002
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Finrollum: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Sing for me, my angel of music! hahahahahahaha! *Laughs maniacally*
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11-19-2002, 11:13 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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*Gives the Backwhack of DOOM to Finrollum, successfully winding him*
Hannah: Be quiet please. Niether Allie or I can go that high without horribly bursting veins in our faces, thankyouverymuch. Besides, I have to have a "serious" conversation with Allie. After that, we'll go as high as you want, providing that we don't attract SSA. Deal? Finrollum: *Wheeze, GASP, choke* Allie: Let's take that as "deal"
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-21-2002, 12:12 AM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
Posts: 988
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Allie- Thank you so much. Please come back every three minutes to do that to him.
Hannah- That just might be difficult. Allie- Annd... Hannah- *sigh* figure it out. Anyway. I have to find the others. I just had to make sure you were in here,too. The fact that their leader is here in the same boat may boost the others' morale. Allie-*blank stare* Hannah- Then again...maybe not. Have any chocolate? Allie- *grins sheepishly* A little...personal stores, you know. Hannah- I think, as leader, you should give all your good companions a piece of chocolate. Allie- But, I'm not really leader...and I don't have that much. And...and...ohhhh..okay. Here. DON'T EAT IT ALL! SAVE SOME FOR ME! Hannah- Why do you think I don't call myself a burglar. *crosses fingers* I'd never DREAM of eating ANY of it...
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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11-22-2002, 12:04 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*munches a precious spare Butterfinger*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-22-2002, 02:30 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
Posts: 400
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Acacia: FOURTH row? Doesn't it only have THREE columns???
Sarah: It has FOUR columns!!! Acacia: THREE!!!! Sarah: FOUR!!!!!! *they continue in this vein for about a minute* Acacia: How about we play it with three and a half columns?? Sarah: How does THAT work??? Acacia: I don't know.... Sarah: Oh god... Acacia: look, this isn't working. How about we do something else? Sarah: Like what? Acacia: Hangman???
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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11-22-2002, 12:30 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
Posts: 331
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*Suddenly a large crash is heard from overhead Acacia and Allie's cell, followed by several other crashes and the sound of someone grunting in pain getting louder and louder....*
Acacia: What the... *low and behold, the roof of the cell comes crashing down, and with it comes Zandalf. When everyone is clear of the rubble.......* Acacia: Gee, thanks for dropping in! Pun intended. Sarah: Now we can't even play hangman! Thanks! *Zandalf seems only to be able to stare blankly and in horror at what he has encountered. The wine glass was still in his hand.* Sarah: Um, are you okay? *no response* Acacia: Can you get us out of here? *Zandalf looks toward the open sky through the several stories that he fell* Zandalf: Maybe there's still a chance.... *just then the deaf penguin flies overhead, and begins to circle like a vulture over the crash site. Zandalf falls onto the floor.* Acacia: Maybe he's in shock from falling through several stories of stone floors. Sarah: How did he do that anyways? Acacia: It's Zandalf. Do you really need to ask? Sarah: Yes, I do. Acacia: No you don't. Sarah: Yes I do. *they continue bickering as Zandalf slowly sags onto the ground, waiting for some kind of relief*
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My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy. |
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11-22-2002, 05:05 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Sarah: All right then, since we can't play hangman anymore, what about the guessing game?
Acacia: What guessing game? Sarah: I'll think of something that is in our cell and you have to guess what it is. I'll give a few hints if necessary. Acacia: Sure, we've got no other options. Sarah: Okay I got something! Acacia: Mmmm, let me see....is it.... a stone wall? Sarah: *gasps* You cheated! Acacia: *insulted* I did not! How could I even? Sarah: I don't know but you did! Acacia: It was a lucky guess! Do you see anything else around you than stone walls and a senseless wizard? You just can't stand loosing, can you? Sarah: That's not true! You're the one that cheated! *The bickering starts over again, much to the despair of Zandalf* Zandalf: I wish wish somebody would come and rescue me.... *starts pounding on door* Somebody get me out! I'm getting claustrophobic with these two! Heeeeelp!
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11-22-2002, 09:01 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC- This is SO funny, you guys!
GOOD JOBS!!!Hannah- *walks around and finds Acacia and Sarah's cells.* HI! I brought you a present and an inpirational message! Acacia- Present? As in chocolate? Hannah- Wha...how did you know? You cheated! Acacia- No I didn't! I don't cheat! I'm not a cheating person!! Sarah- SUURE... Hannah- aHEM! I wanted to give you this.. half candy bar. And Allie says she's captured too, but she'll hurt me if I don't find some way out. Be hopeful! Must go my rounds now, bye! Allie- *listening through the pipes* You know, I think I remember giving them EACH a candy bar...
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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11-22-2002, 09:12 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
Posts: 400
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Acacia: *breaks the half candy bar in half and offers one half to Sarah*
Sarah: Hey, you gave me the smaller half! Acacia: They're the SAME SIZE!!!!! Sarah: No, this is definately smaller. I'M older, so I should get the bigger piece!!! Acacia: But they're the same size!!!! Sarah: NO THEY AREN'T!!!!! Acacia: FINE!!! Have this half instead!!! Sarah: Thankyou! Zandalf: hey, guys... what about my chocolate? Sarah: i don't recall anything about YOU getting chocolate... Acacia: ...you're not even meant to be here... Both: ...so NO!!! Acacia: Hey, we agreed on something! Sarah: Oh no, i think the captivity is getting to us... Zandalf: Please, PLEASE save me! Acacia: Oh do be quiet!!! You think we haven't tried that already? Sarah: Some people... *Sarah and Acacia go over to the far corner of the now joint cell and start to play hangman quietly, apart from loud screams of "YOU'RE DEAD!!!" and "YOU CHEATED!!!" from Acacia and Sarah respectively at random intervals... meanwhile, Zandalf bashes his head on the door.*
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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11-22-2002, 10:55 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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Hannah: Ok, I'm solving all the problems. You two *Points to Sarah and Acacia* stop yelling, here's some of my Skittles, stop fighting. You *points to Zandalf* Stop banging your head against the floor.
Zandalf: *Bangs his head against the floor* Hannah: *Sigh* *Hits him on the back of the head with Fang, and drags him to the nearest cell to... ah... recuperate.* And- Finrollum: SING TO ME!!! Hannah: *Back-whack of DOOMs Finrollum* I believe that's everything? I sure hope it is, because I'm going to find a way out. *Puts finger back on pound and creeps away* Everyone: NOOOO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE MAD PEOPLE!!!!
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-23-2002, 10:21 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: Mwahahah! This bickering is fun.
Now I'm all out of breath. I laughed too hard while reading your posts.Sarah: How long has it been since we've seen Hannah? Acacia: The same as the last time you asked plus 5 minutes. Sarah: Ah. *crickets* Sarah: When do you think we'll get out? Acacia: As I said last time: when Hannah gets back. Sarah: Ah. *crickets* Sarah: Since when are there crickets in a dungeon? Acacia: I dunno, are there? *They both listen* Acacia: What do you know, there ARE crickets! I know! Let's pass time by teaching them how to sing! Finrollum: Yes! Sing to me! Sarah: Shut up. *hits Finrollum*
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11-23-2002, 03:52 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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OOC:
These things are hilarious, I suppose it's time I added to the insanity once more...(The reason Maggie, Tano, and Liz had been so quiet is that they were sleeping, but the commotion in the cells next to them have finally woken them up...) Tano: You guys, I'm hungry. Maggie: Me too. And I'm bored. Tano: I know, Let's sing! Liz: Oh no.... T&M: Oh... What do you do with a drunken sailor... (And so it continues....)
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi Last edited by Willow Oran : 11-23-2002 at 11:19 PM. |
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11-23-2002, 07:39 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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Acacia: *stops for a second and listens to Tano singing* Hang on... what WOULD you do with a drunken sailor?
Sarah: Probably about the same thing you do with a drunken elf Acacia: *laughs* Finrollum: Bad song... evil song... must sing GOOD songs!!! *starts singing Les Mis to drown out Tano, and Sarah groans* Acacia: Actually, that looks kinda fun... Sarah: Don't you even THINK about it!!! Acacia: *cowers* Finrollum: *cowers* Sarah: *cowers* *Acacia and Finrollum look at her strangely* Sarah: What??? I'm very susceptible to peer pressure!!! *Acacia rolls her eyes and starts drawing pictures on the walls, Finrollum continues singing, and Sarah attempts to go to sleep and fails miserably*
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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11-23-2002, 08:22 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*Violet is wondering how much longer she can put up with opera, and starts softly singing "Believe"*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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