Why are you weird? - Page 17

Andúril · 05-17-2002, 04:22 AM

...singing songs of power, such as the Zoobilee Zoo theme song.

Nobody likes that song. It's damn scary. Very useful in close combat.

It seemed that with all these vindictive tactics, the crew of Eruviel Greenleaf's ship were winning the battle. They were successfully causing the embarrassing retreat of the Trolkienites. Some were jumping overboard, others were using the trampolines to bounce back into the enemy ship.

"Righto," I exclaim, "now is the time to attack!"

BeardofPants · 05-17-2002, 04:55 AM

<And BoP helped by flinging Grandma's knickerbockers at anyone that moved... sometimes her own crew members. And anyone who got hit by Grandma's knickerbockers would instantly be turned into something that looked like stone, but was actually not stone.>

*Flings the knickerbockers around wildly*

Don't anybody move, or I'll execute every mother-loving last one of you!!!

Dwarven Sen · 05-17-2002, 07:04 AM

Would this be a bad time to ask if I can be a cannon polisher?

HARRY POTTER is good

If you need proof that I am wierd, I once wrote an essay called The reasons why I am insane.

Also me and XK wrote our guide to surviving the apocalypses

Elfmaster XK · 05-17-2002, 07:22 AM

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Sometimes the truth hurts. Stop hiding from the truth, XK!

Go. To. HELL! I rule at drinking! *sticks tongue out briefly in immature way*

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Anduril, along with others (his loyal followers),

We don't follow you! Are you the captain? No? Are you in charge? No!

Back to the story...welcome aboard Sen...

*Avoids BoP's knickerbockers at all costs and grabs a nearby rock. Throws it at enemy, continues to push enemy overboard. The enemy is drawn back by the crew and they retreat*

HUZZAH! (BoP, says)
We are Victorious!
For the wine!

Andúril · 05-17-2002, 08:15 AM

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*sticks tongue out briefly in immature way*

Typical. *Sigh*

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We don't follow you! Are you the captain? No? Are you in charge? No!

I may not be the captain, but I am the resident spiritual guru. Everybody looks up to me for metaphysical guidance. I provide the answers. I am always right. You are a sheep.

"But wait," exclaimed (Anduril always funnily enough uses exclaimed, he is not sure why, but then again, neither are you, but you do find it damn funny, obviously) Anduril. "I see something aboard the enemy ship. It is an object. It is an object of.great.power. It is dangerous. Especially in the wrong hands. It is currently in the wrong hands. Therefore, it is dangerous. We must obtain this object. It is a weapon. It is a dangerous weapon...

*Mutters below breath, repeatedly...*

Elfmaster XK · 05-17-2002, 08:21 AM

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I may not be the captain, but I am the resident spiritual guru. Everybody looks up to me for metaphysical guidance. I provide the answers. I am always right. You are a sheep.

I HATE SHEEP!

Fine, i shall not ever turn to you for answers then. You will not guide me, you will not show my the way to go, if you try i will ignore you. Besides, i have the 'always right card.'

So, what is the plan to obtain this object?

BeardofPants · 05-17-2002, 08:25 AM

Hey...!

What's wrong with being a sheep!?

We are wooly, and warm, and fuzzy, and we have spring fever, and bounce around like idiots on our hoofs!

*BoP flings her knickers in the direction of Anduril, the ships mystic*

Analyse that, Smarty Pants!

::sadness::

Why does everyone degrade the sheep?!

Well, fine, I'm going to climb up to the crows nest, and jump ship! See if I care! And then I'm going to develop rabies and unleash it upon all anti-tolkienites, and anti-sheepites. Huzzah!

<goes off into corner to plot how to climb the ships mast.>

Andúril · 05-17-2002, 08:54 AM

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So, what is the plan to obtain this object?

Easy. I'll get it.

::He's my hero::

*Anduril floats to enemy pirate-battleship (through the air, by the way), and lands on deck, amidst confused Trolkienites.*

"Aha!" I exclaim. "I have come to claim the........uh........Death Sceptre.........you know, that object over there.

::Silence::

"C'mon man! How many powerful and dangerous (if in the wrong hands (it is in the wrong hands)) objects do you have here?"

"zzzzzzbashpop......I.EAT.FLESH.........(raw)"

"Okaaaaaaay," said Anduril, in a condescending manner, as if he was just plain better than they were. "Look, your shoelaces are untied."

And Lo! They actually looked down - at their bare feet! Idiots.

Asquickasaflash, Anduril made his way down into the depths of the pits of the abysses of the dungeons of the enemy ship, and Lo! there he found the.......Death Scepter........okaaay(?). While he was there, he saw creatures older and dealier than Sauron himself, plus found a map. He destroyed all the creatures. Then he took the map.

Ten minutes later and Lo! there was Anduril, floating from the enemy ship (through the air, by the way), grasping the.......Death Sceptre........(riiiiiight), and the map.

::look of awe on crew's faces::

Meldien Eruantalë · 05-17-2002, 01:24 PM

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Harry Potter does not suck!!!

hrm it seems you didn't read what i said at all. i said i can't stand it. i never said it sucked. don't get your panties in a ruffle.

***Earniel*** · 05-17-2002, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Hey...!

What's wrong with being a sheep!?

Why does everyone degrade the sheep?!

Well, fine, I'm going to climb up to the crows nest, and jump ship! See if I care! And then I'm going to develop rabies and unleash it upon all anti-tolkienites, and anti-sheepites. Huzzah!

<goes off into corner to plot how to climb the ships mast.>

No BoP! Don't climb the mast! If you fall it makes such a nasty mess on the deck.

I like sheep. Sheep are NICE. Some of them tried to trample a much loathed teacher of mine. You've got to love them for that. Too bad they didn't succeed, well can't win them all I guess.

Tanoliel · 05-17-2002, 07:57 PM

*wonders if anyone noticed that insane hobbits don't need spiritual leaders, therefore anduril isn't mine*

"Yarrrr!" Tano continues to catapult rotten tomatoes at the enemy ship, some of whom may or may not be attempting to tie their possibly non exisistent shoelaces, because they may or may not have shoes. A few tomatoes hit the sea, some hit the sharks in the sea, and one hits Anduril. Tano would look sheepish, but she is a hobbit, not a sheep, and she likes the patterns rotten tomatoe juice makes when it hit spiritual trancendental beings.

Don't jump, BoPSheep!

-tano

Wulažg · 05-17-2002, 08:22 PM

I got carried away... the Trolkienites had a copy of Attack of the Clones so I watched that the whole time, then I tried to do some of the tricks Yoda did...

I forgot he was computer generated...

I think I broke the mast and also sprained my back doing one of those twirls...

I bet Anduril could do it though...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-18-2002, 03:13 AM

Announcement: We are taking a side-trip to a movie theater to watch Attack of the Clones many, many times. The wine can wait; Star Wars can't!

Arathorn · 05-18-2002, 03:20 AM

*wakes up*
Clones?! did I hear Star Wars?
*races around deck trying to pull up all the sails and barking orders no one understands*
<Imperial Death March tune fills the air>
We must be quick or we'll miss the next show time!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-18-2002, 03:40 AM

Hurry! Sail faster! Arathorn knows all the showtimes, we must listen to him. Sail!!! To the theater!!!

Wulažg · 05-18-2002, 05:56 PM

two weeks later, the "valiant"(drunk) crew emerged from the theatre, squinting from the bright light and several pounds thinner because they have only eaten popcorn and yellow M&M's for the last few weeks...

Sicirus · 05-18-2002, 06:20 PM

Hmmmmmm where to start?
*I sing all the time intell my dad tells me to SHUTUP.
*I like to pretend to be a castaway in middle earth.
*I like to be a fanatic about everything I read or watch.
*I like to imatat stitch.

TinuvielChild · 05-18-2002, 10:44 PM

Some people sing in the shower. I philosophize in the shower.

Garina · 05-19-2002, 04:10 PM

Ok, and Garina thought she was weird.
Garina constantly refers to herself in the third person.
Adores eating cold custard and cold rice pudding
Makes herself cheese, marmite, and pickled cabbage sandwiches - and eats them!
Spends all her time pretending she's a character in whatever fantasy world she wants
Thoroughly enjoys maths
Randomly asserts that she is a coconut
Randomly blurts out "Blueberry cheesecake and apple sauce"
Has a slight obssession with a kid's TV show called Veggietales, to which she knows almost all the lyrics.
Has had very surreal conversations about an intergalactic sperm bank, and being able to tarmac computers
In spite of all the above, has never been drunk/stoned, as has no access to drugs, and has been forbidden by evil nazgul (doctors) to drink.

Garina has her own little madness boat that is sailing, sailing faraway in an attempt to find Valinor.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-19-2002, 04:29 PM

Well, Garina, you sound just as wierd as the rest of my crew...would you like to join?

Now that we have seen Attack of the Clones many, many times, we will sail on to find the wine!

Wait--I must see it one more time!

05-17-2002, 04:55 AM	#322
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	<And BoP helped by flinging Grandma's knickerbockers at anyone that moved... sometimes her own crew members. And anyone who got hit by Grandma's knickerbockers would instantly be turned into something that looked like stone, but was actually not stone.> Flings the knickerbockers around wildly Don't anybody move, or I'll execute every mother-loving last one of you!!! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-17-2002, 07:04 AM	#323
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	Would this be a bad time to ask if I can be a cannon polisher? HARRY POTTER is good If you need proof that I am wierd, I once wrote an essay called The reasons why I am insane. Also me and XK wrote our guide to surviving the apocalypses __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

05-17-2002, 08:25 AM	#327
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Hey...! What's wrong with being a sheep!? We are wooly, and warm, and fuzzy, and we have spring fever, and bounce around like idiots on our hoofs! BoP flings her knickers in the direction of Anduril, the ships mystic Analyse that, Smarty Pants! ::sadness:: Why does everyone degrade the sheep?! Well, fine, I'm going to climb up to the crows nest, and jump ship! See if I care! And then I'm going to develop rabies and unleash it upon all anti-tolkienites, and anti-sheepites. Huzzah! <goes off into corner to plot how to climb the ships mast.> __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-17-2002, 07:57 PM	#331
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	wonders if anyone noticed that insane hobbits don't need spiritual leaders, therefore anduril isn't mine "Yarrrr!" Tano continues to catapult rotten tomatoes at the enemy ship, some of whom may or may not be attempting to tie their possibly non exisistent shoelaces, because they may or may not have shoes. A few tomatoes hit the sea, some hit the sharks in the sea, and one hits Anduril. Tano would look sheepish, but she is a hobbit, not a sheep, and she likes the patterns rotten tomatoe juice makes when it hit spiritual trancendental beings. Don't jump, BoPSheep! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

05-17-2002, 08:22 PM	#332
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I got carried away... the Trolkienites had a copy of Attack of the Clones so I watched that the whole time, then I tried to do some of the tricks Yoda did... I forgot he was computer generated... I think I broke the mast and also sprained my back doing one of those twirls... I bet Anduril could do it though... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-17-2002, 04:22 AM	#321
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	...singing songs of power, such as the Zoobilee Zoo theme song. Nobody likes that song. It's damn scary. Very useful in close combat. It seemed that with all these vindictive tactics, the crew of Eruviel Greenleaf's ship were winning the battle. They were successfully causing the embarrassing retreat of the Trolkienites. Some were jumping overboard, others were using the trampolines to bounce back into the enemy ship. "Righto," I exclaim, "now is the time to attack!"

05-18-2002, 03:13 AM	#333
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Announcement: We are taking a side-trip to a movie theater to watch Attack of the Clones many, many times. The wine can wait; Star Wars can't! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-18-2002, 03:20 AM	#334
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	wakes up Clones?! did I hear Star Wars? races around deck trying to pull up all the sails and barking orders no one understands <Imperial Death March tune fills the air> We must be quick or we'll miss the next show time! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-18-2002 at 03:24 AM.

05-18-2002, 03:40 AM	#335
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hurry! Sail faster! Arathorn knows all the showtimes, we must listen to him. Sail!!! To the theater!!! <victorious music starts as they reach land, and a movie theater. they dock the boat, and run up to the ticket line. . .> __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-18-2002, 05:56 PM	#336
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	two weeks later, the "valiant"(drunk) crew emerged from the theatre, squinting from the bright light and several pounds thinner because they have only eaten popcorn and yellow M&M's for the last few weeks... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-18-2002, 06:20 PM	#337
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Hmmmmmm where to start? I sing all the time intell my dad tells me to SHUTUP. I like to pretend to be a castaway in middle earth. I like to be a fanatic about everything I read or watch. I like to imatat stitch. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

05-18-2002, 10:44 PM	#338
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Some people sing in the shower. I philosophize in the shower. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-19-2002, 04:10 PM	#339
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Ok, and Garina thought she was weird. Garina constantly refers to herself in the third person. Adores eating cold custard and cold rice pudding Makes herself cheese, marmite, and pickled cabbage sandwiches - and eats them! Spends all her time pretending she's a character in whatever fantasy world she wants Thoroughly enjoys maths Randomly asserts that she is a coconut Randomly blurts out "Blueberry cheesecake and apple sauce" Has a slight obssession with a kid's TV show called Veggietales, to which she knows almost all the lyrics. Has had very surreal conversations about an intergalactic sperm bank, and being able to tarmac computers In spite of all the above, has never been drunk/stoned, as has no access to drugs, and has been forbidden by evil nazgul (doctors) to drink. Garina has her own little madness boat that is sailing, sailing faraway in an attempt to find Valinor. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-19-2002, 04:29 PM	#340
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, Garina, you sound just as wierd as the rest of my crew...would you like to join? Now that we have seen Attack of the Clones many, many times, we will sail on to find the wine! Wait--I must see it one more time! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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