Teacup Cafe XXIII

[Mari]

Nah, the sheer happiness of a near perfect day does that for you. Ah~, Spring... season of flowers, season of growth. Kids, cats, more flowers, seeing friends in love. Wonderfullness!
*drags Sis on the cloud to show her the nice view*

[The Sasquatch of Fangorn]

well I'm glad someone has sping-tipe weather. It's 29 (F) degrees here!

[Mari]

Hehe, I walked to school in a very thick fog though. But somewhere between 9 and 13 the sun came out. Did I tell that a new florist set up shop around my corner?

[The Sasquatch of Fangorn]

Oh good! my dad's a florist. It's good to here that someonelse decided to join in the party!

[Mari]

I love flowers, but everyone who sees my bouquets says they are "unusual". Still, I like them and since I'm the one who has to look at them and buy/pick them... right?

[sisterandcousinandaunt]

Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

well I'm glad someone has sping-tipe weather. It's 29 (F) degrees here!

Aren't you in the south? What kind of weather is that?

[The Sasquatch of Fangorn]

COLD!!!!!!!

[Mari]

Hehe, come visit me. We have lovely weather! You can even sit outside on terraces again.

(just a random pic from the net. Not sure if terraces is the right word.)

[Acalewia]

We've had below freezing still. And I am in the South

[Mari]

Acally!!! *bounce bounce* Come join us on the clouds!
Oh, and I have a special treat for Anicetos in that cupboard, but don't let Aeran and Bunicula see it, they allready had their share. As did Brutus and Fredrico.

[Mari]

*turns off the flowershower, gets down from her cloud, folds the cloud gently and puts it back where it came from. Then she walks to the door but turns around before leaving and says* Good night and see you tomorrow! *and with that, she disappeared into the night*

[The Sasquatch of Fangorn]

Bye Mari!

[The last sane person]

*glomps Sis*

Ah...Sunshine and Cockatiels. A better mix there shall never be.

[Nautipus]

I found this...and thought I'd post it for anyone who needs it:

[The Sasquatch of Fangorn]

That's nice Nautipus!!

[Nautipus]

This is better:

CHURCH FEUD
> >
> >
> > There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of
> > the Hicksville Southern Baptist Church.
> >
> > It seems the first hint of trouble came when the Pastor preached on
> > "Dedicating Yourselves to Service" and the Choir Director chose to
> > sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved". Trying to believe it was a coincidence,
> > the Pastor put the incident behind him.
> >
> > The next Sunday he preached on "Giving." Afterwards, the choir
> > squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All".
> > By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper.
> >
> > Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two
> > built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon
> > on "The Sin of Gossiping." Would you believe the Choir
> > Director selected the song: "I Love To Tell The Story".
> >
> > There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the
> > congregation that unless something changed, he was considering
> > resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led
> > them in: "Why Not Tonight"?
> >
> > Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later,
> > explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him
> > away. The Choir Director could not resist: "What A Friend We Have In
> > Jesus."
> >

[Nautipus]

Quite possibly the best.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........
> > >>>>
> > >>>> After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
> > >>>> accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping
> > >>>> boring
> > >>>> and preferred to get in and get out.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved
> > >>>> to browse.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local
> > >>>> Wal-Mart.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Dear Mrs. Fenton,
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
> > >>>> commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be
> > >>>> forced to ban both of you from the store.
> > >>>> Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are
> > >>>> documented by our video surveillance cameras.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> > >>>> people's carts when they weren't looking.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5
> > >>>> minute
> > >>>> intervals.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
> > >>>> women's restroom.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
> > >>>> voice,
> > >>>> 'Code 3 in House wares - get on it right away.'
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
> > >>>> M&M's on
> > >>>> layaway.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> > >>>> area.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
> > >>>> other
> > >>>> shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
> > >>>> blankets
> > >>>> from the bedding department.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
> > >>>> crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
> > >>>> mirror while he picked his nose.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
> > >>>> asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
> > >>>> humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
> > >>>> look'
> > >>>> by using different sizes of funnels.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
> > >>>> through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
> > >>>> he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
> > >>>> AGAIN!'
> > >>>>
> > >>>> And last, but not least,
> > >>>>
> > >>>> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
> > >>>> awhile,
> > >>>> then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Regards,
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Wal-Mart

[The Sasquatch of Fangorn]

1st one- sad
2nd one- very very funny!

[The last sane person]

The first one had me laughing my ass off. I like the Choir Director!

[Mari]

I very much liked the tile you posted Nautipus! Thank you. The first story was also rather funny. The second one I have seen in many different guises allready, but still funny.