They'd never say that! - Page 17

Aeryn · 10-23-2002, 08:59 PM

Legolas (looking up the tree in Lothlorien at the elves, who are beckoning to him): I can't! I'm afraid of heights!!

Legolas looking at the bow and arrow: How do I get the arrow to stay? It's too Hard! Gimli, show me how you did it again! And Go Slower!

Merry and Pippin w/ the orcs: Are we there yet?
Also M&P: Eat us, we taste great!

Balrog*Speak with a light lisp* (Balrog puts his hand on his hip, whip forgotten on the floor): Listen, girlfriend, I didn't like you ALL up in MY cave *z snaps* and I'm tellin' Yous to leave, or Ill have my orcs after you. They are cruel, I mean they even called me a fairy...(continues on ramble)

durin's bane · 10-23-2002, 10:21 PM

Eye of Sauron: Y'know, I've been feelin' REALLY dirty lately. Can someone gimme a wash?
Orc: *comes with giant spraybottle of soapy water and squirts*
EOS: Aaaaaah! MYEYEMYEYEMYEYE! *starts whirling around and Barad-dur starts to crumble*

Saruman: *drops a bag of gold into Wormtougue's hand* Here ya go, buddy! *gives him a hug*

Treebeard's apprentice · 10-24-2002, 12:49 AM

What's with all the homosexual hints being thrown around all of a sudden?
Although, wouldn't it be funny if . . .

Boromir stumbles across the four hobbits getting . . . intimate. Startled, they stop and stare uncomfortably not knowing what to do. Boromir says, smiling, "go on, I'll leave you alone. You know, I was a little curious in my day too. It's easy to get lonely out in the wilderness."

Sicirus · 10-24-2002, 06:23 PM

LOL Oh dear those are really strange.

Gollum at psycitris(sp)

Docyore: So you said after your Er... Preciouse disappeard you started to see Hobbits?

Gollum:Yes Yes. They alls had my preciouse in their little grubby paws, I seed them.

Doctore:And remind me again what thess Hobbits are.

Gollum:They are short elfish beasties.

Doctore into wlky talky.*um.. we have another nutt case. can yous end down the restrainers he seems to be staring at me funny.*

Frodo Jumps out of tree in Lorien.:I can fly. I can fly. sins:Think of the happiest things, Any merry little thing. ect...

durin's bane · 10-24-2002, 06:38 PM

Frodo: *jumping up and down* Hey, everyone, look at me!!
Aragorn: *starts laughing like crazy* Oh...man...you're...so...damn...FUNNY! *rolls on the ground, laughing*
*Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Sam, and Boromir look at Frodo, start chuckling, then break out into laughing fits*
Merry and Pippin: *looking at eachother with looks of disgust* Sheesh, what a l-o-s-e-r!

Beleg Strongbow · 12-18-2002, 09:02 AM

Gollum:
No! Hot! Too hot! Feet, precious! Feetses are roasting! We hates it! Ow! Ouch! We hateses hobbitses and volcanoeses!

Blackboar · 12-18-2002, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
Legolas: "I like girls."

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats mean!

**Nurvingiel** · 12-18-2002, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beleg Strongbow
Gollum:
No! Hot! Too hot! Feet, precious! Feetses are roasting! We hates it! Ow! Ouch! We hateses hobbitses and volcanoeses!

Why wouldn't Gollum say that?

He's more likely not to say, "Fine Frodo! Keep the Ring! We never wanted it anyway!"

Blackboar · 12-18-2002, 04:51 PM

lol!

I can't help myself from reading this thread!!!!

Its so funny!!!!!!!!!

Blackboar · 12-18-2002, 04:55 PM

lol!

I can't help myself from reading this thread!!!!

Its so funny!!!!!!!

I cant really think of any funny ones but:

Gandalf: Ha I can blow a smoke ship!!!!!!!!!!!!! Na Na nya Na Na

OK a bit movie themed!

Sicirus · 12-18-2002, 09:06 PM

Elrond: (this is kinda dumb) *telking to Aragorn.* Ah when I was your age I was 100.

Aragorn: But I am 50!

Elrond: Like I said. Oh wait... Never mind.

Treebeard: Slow pocks.

Blackboar · 12-21-2002, 07:57 AM

Pippin(In a posh voice): I am vastly intelligent, why I often use blandishments, and I am very chivalrous, I am always escalating, I am not fastidious like Merry and I am very vervent towards Frodo.
Why I think myself as a perfectionist! Now stop treating me as if I'm a gastrophod!! I WANT MY DIGNITY BACK!

Varda Oiolosseo · 12-21-2002, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Legolas: "I like girls."

Ahh I agree Blackboar that is mean!!

This thread is funny though! I'm useless when it comes to things like this! I can never come up with anything!

Arathorn · 12-21-2002, 01:37 PM

Treebeard: *puffs some longbottom leaf and and looks at Pippin* Want a light?

Blackboar · 12-21-2002, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackboar
Pippin(In a posh voice): I am vastly intelligent, why I often use blandishments, and I am very chivalrous, I am always escalating, I am not fastidious like Merry and I am very vervent towards Frodo.
Why I think myself as a perfectionist! Now stop treating me as if I'm a gastrophod!! I WANT MY DIGNITY BACK!

Well... dosn't anybody think this is good!

Do you know how hard it is for me to come up with words like that!!

samwise909 · 12-21-2002, 01:48 PM

this is a good thread.
kudos tothe poster!

Legolas: "Can we head inside, I'm allergic to pine"

Sauron: "Could someone please! get me so visine for this eye,
Its burning red!"

Gandalf: " Saruman! You are a traitor? I never would have guessed. What with you and I not talking so much laately, living in this dark evil-looking tower and alll these orcs! Why the secrecy?"
************************************************** **
Saruman: " Join with me Gandalf. Toghether you and I would rule middle earth!
Gandalf: Okay. Screw the little shits!
*** Then they both hold hands and prance away giggling and singing*********

Arathorn · 12-21-2002, 02:05 PM

Gollum: I swear that while there is yet a drop of blood in me no orc or wraith shall harm you Mister Frodo. I shall follow you to the ends of the world until you have undone the One Ring that brings grief to not only us, but all the races of Middle-Earth. Take heart and keep the faith. We hobbits can be noble once we set our minds to it. And Sam...loyal and kind Sam...canst thou spare this tattered body's tongue a taste of thine conie stew when I've returned with the scrumptuous taters?

durin's bane · 12-22-2002, 05:00 PM

Aragorn: Turn on the radio. I need to know what the weather's like today.

Elrond: You must not go West, Arwen.

Elf Girl · 12-23-2002, 10:33 AM

Galadriel: Frodo, you know that ring's too heavy for a halfling like you...

durin's bane · 12-23-2002, 12:29 PM

Frodo: C'mon, Sam. Let's savour our trip to Mordor. It's so fun.

10-23-2002, 08:59 PM	#321
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	Legolas (looking up the tree in Lothlorien at the elves, who are beckoning to him): I can't! I'm afraid of heights!! Legolas looking at the bow and arrow: How do I get the arrow to stay? It's too Hard! Gimli, show me how you did it again! And Go Slower! Merry and Pippin w/ the orcs: Are we there yet? Also M&P: Eat us, we taste great! BalrogSpeak with a light lisp (Balrog puts his hand on his hip, whip forgotten on the floor): Listen, girlfriend, I didn't like you ALL up in MY cave z snaps and I'm tellin' Yous to leave, or Ill have my orcs after you. They are cruel, I mean they even called me a fairy...(continues on ramble) __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-23-2002, 10:21 PM	#322
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Eye of Sauron: Y'know, I've been feelin' REALLY dirty lately. Can someone gimme a wash? Orc: comes with giant spraybottle of soapy water and squirts EOS: Aaaaaah! MYEYEMYEYEMYEYE! starts whirling around and Barad-dur starts to crumble Saruman: drops a bag of gold into Wormtougue's hand Here ya go, buddy! gives him a hug __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-24-2002, 06:23 PM	#324
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	LOL Oh dear those are really strange. Gollum at psycitris(sp) Docyore: So you said after your Er... Preciouse disappeard you started to see Hobbits? Gollum:Yes Yes. They alls had my preciouse in their little grubby paws, I seed them. Doctore:And remind me again what thess Hobbits are. Gollum:They are short elfish beasties. Doctore into wlky talky.um.. we have another nutt case. can yous end down the restrainers he seems to be staring at me funny. Frodo Jumps out of tree in Lorien.:I can fly. I can fly. sins:Think of the happiest things, Any merry little thing. ect... __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

10-24-2002, 06:38 PM	#325
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Frodo: jumping up and down Hey, everyone, look at me!! Aragorn: starts laughing like crazy Oh...man...you're...so...damn...FUNNY! rolls on the ground, laughing Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Sam, and Boromir look at Frodo, start chuckling, then break out into laughing fits Merry and Pippin: looking at eachother with looks of disgust Sheesh, what a l-o-s-e-r! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

12-18-2002, 09:02 AM	#326
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Gollum: No! Hot! Too hot! Feet, precious! Feetses are roasting! We hates it! Ow! Ouch! We hateses hobbitses and volcanoeses! __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

10-24-2002, 12:49 AM	#323
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	What's with all the homosexual hints being thrown around all of a sudden? Although, wouldn't it be funny if . . . Boromir stumbles across the four hobbits getting . . . intimate. Startled, they stop and stare uncomfortably not knowing what to do. Boromir says, smiling, "go on, I'll leave you alone. You know, I was a little curious in my day too. It's easy to get lonely out in the wilderness."

12-18-2002, 04:51 PM	#329
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	lol! I can't help myself from reading this thread!!!! Its so funny!!!!!!!!!

12-18-2002, 04:55 PM	#330
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	lol! I can't help myself from reading this thread!!!! Its so funny!!!!!!! I cant really think of any funny ones but: Gandalf: Ha I can blow a smoke ship!!!!!!!!!!!!! Na Na nya Na Na OK a bit movie themed!

12-18-2002, 09:06 PM	#331
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Elrond: (this is kinda dumb) telking to Aragorn. Ah when I was your age I was 100. Aragorn: But I am 50! Elrond: Like I said. Oh wait... Never mind. Treebeard: Slow pocks. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

12-21-2002, 07:57 AM	#332
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	Pippin(In a posh voice): I am vastly intelligent, why I often use blandishments, and I am very chivalrous, I am always escalating, I am not fastidious like Merry and I am very vervent towards Frodo. Why I think myself as a perfectionist! Now stop treating me as if I'm a gastrophod!! I WANT MY DIGNITY BACK!

12-21-2002, 01:37 PM	#334
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Treebeard: puffs some longbottom leaf and and looks at Pippin Want a light? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-21-2002, 01:48 PM	#336
samwise909 Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: shores of the west Posts: 10	things they would'nt say this is a good thread. kudos tothe poster! Legolas: "Can we head inside, I'm allergic to pine" Sauron: "Could someone please! get me so visine for this eye, Its burning red!" Gandalf: " Saruman! You are a traitor? I never would have guessed. What with you and I not talking so much laately, living in this dark evil-looking tower and alll these orcs! Why the secrecy?" ************************************************ Saruman: " Join with me Gandalf. Toghether you and I would rule middle earth! Gandalf: Okay. Screw the little shits! * Then they both hold hands and prance away giggling and singing*******

12-21-2002, 02:05 PM	#337
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gollum: I swear that while there is yet a drop of blood in me no orc or wraith shall harm you Mister Frodo. I shall follow you to the ends of the world until you have undone the One Ring that brings grief to not only us, but all the races of Middle-Earth. Take heart and keep the faith. We hobbits can be noble once we set our minds to it. And Sam...loyal and kind Sam...canst thou spare this tattered body's tongue a taste of thine conie stew when I've returned with the scrumptuous taters? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-22-2002, 05:00 PM	#338
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Aragorn: Turn on the radio. I need to know what the weather's like today. Elrond: You must not go West, Arwen.

12-23-2002, 10:33 AM	#339
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Galadriel: Frodo, you know that ring's too heavy for a halfling like you... __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

12-23-2002, 12:29 PM	#340
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Frodo: C'mon, Sam. Let's savour our trip to Mordor. It's so fun. __________________ Yada, yada, yada