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05-24-2002, 02:57 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Garina: I told you to keep an eye on the counsellor!!!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!  Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-24-2002, 03:02 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Gandgirl: It seems you are right. Well, let's look for her!
Aragren: Eruviel, you and Garina and (Sam?) come with me, (ooc: I'm assuming we don't have a Gimli. . .?), the rest of you, split up and search!
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-24-2002, 03:27 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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I'm just a random person who turned up with Eärniel's sword!.
Garina: Which way, Aragren?
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-24-2002, 04:12 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
Posts: 14,363
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OOC: Hope nobody minds....
Eärniel: We-ell if I need a character, I think I'll be Samniel from now on. Morauko: Regardless of the fact that you're a chocoholic sea elf? Eärniel: Hey, it's not like we followed the book that closely! After all YOU shouldn't be here! And YOU *pointing at Gandgirl* should be dead and YOU *pointing at Claenoic* should be in the previous book! And YOU... Gandgirl: *interrupting* Yes! yes! We get the point! Now can we please look for the Phonebearer before she makes a long distance call ?!?
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05-24-2002, 04:20 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Garina: Come on Eärniel, we've gotta catch up with Eruviel. Ignore Gand Girl, she's obsessed with that plastic Balrog.
Gand Girl: I heard that! Garina: Whoops! Let's go and find Glodo, shall we. *backs away hastily from GandGirls's angry stare*
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-24-2002, 04:21 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
Posts: 4,547
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The Breaking of the Cellowship
And the Cellowship each ran off to look for Glodo. . .
Meanwhile, Glodo had decided to take the phone to China by herself, to avoid having a bunch of insane freaks tying her up and so on. So, she ran back to the boats. . .
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05-24-2002, 04:38 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Garina: Just how clever is this counsellor person?
Eärniel: Weeell. She's kinda insane, we brought her to Rivendell to be cured. Garina: If she's stupid, the others will catch her in no time, right? Eärniel: I suppose. *not convinced* Garina: It's just, near the dread land of China lies the wondrous land of Tibetithin. Apparently it's very pretty. Eärniel: *wavers slightly* Garina: But of course, it's far too dangerous for me to go there by myself, so I was wondering, a brave sea-elf like you, with a nice sword... Eärniel: I suppose we do want to go in that general direction... What about Eruviel? Garina: She can come too! But if we're not quick, GandGirl will catch us! *Waits to see Eärniel's reaction*
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-24-2002, 08:05 AM
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Lurker
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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Elf Girl: *Walks in on Garina and Eärniel* Hey! I'm coming too!
Eärniel: Oh no you're not! If you can't die, at least you can go along with the Three Hunters and only make use of yourself when you're supposed to! Elf Girl: Maybe we want to theme this the way the it should have been. In that case, everyone might want to go with Glodo- *sudden noise of rapid seasickness from the direction of the river* Glodo! We must follow! *runs to the riverbank* The Counselor is sitting in a boat tied to the shore, being seasick. Couselor: *sees them* No! I must go alone! Elf Girl, Eärniel, and Garina exchange pleased looks. Elf Girl: Of course you are, and I'm coming with you! Eärniel: DON'T YOU STEAL SAM'S LINES!!! Counselor: *is sick* Elf Girl: *wades out into water* Counselor: You can't swim! Elf Girl: Yes I can, what are you talking about? *swims* OOC: This is my way of saying, "I'm going with Glodo, take it or leave it!" Oh, and I'm still Gandalf. I just feel like seeing what will happen if Gandalf is with them when they get to Mt. Nokia. Sam can come to,if he/she (who is our Sam again?) wants to.
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05-24-2002, 08:06 AM
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Lurker
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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Actually, anyone can come if they want to.
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05-24-2002, 08:08 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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Finrod comes running up.
"Nice Finrod will follow Glodo. Precious. Gllum...Gollum" So Finrod Follows Glodo.
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05-24-2002, 08:08 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Garina: Come on Eärniel, let's go. GandGirl can look after Glodo in China. Where's Eruviel?
*both run up and down shouting* ERUVIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you? ...
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-24-2002, 06:09 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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Random Person #6~ Farewell Glodo, now we part. I know my fate. I am going to become an anoynamous body lying in the fields that the king will mourn over. I wish you to such a fate as great as mine.*Runs off to go die*
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05-24-2002, 07:48 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC-AAH! I'm gone for 1 day and look what happens. Hi, Garina! I'm Renille...aka Aragren.
Renille- You guys! Come on already! Hurry, we have to find Willow and Tano! Eruviel- HA! She's back! Earniel- Yeah, it took you long enough. What were you doing, anyway? Renille- Saying goodbye to the magical voice of Boromir. Garina- *to the others* Is she crazy,too? Morauko- It's a trait in leaders and future queens, I hear. Renille- I heard that. Start running! Morauko- *groan* How many laps? Renille- No laps. Run where the orcs are. Leave all you can spare behind. Now let's go hunt some orc. Garina- Now YOU'RE quoting the documentary, too? Earniel- Another leader-trait.Did you bring chocolate, Ren? Renille- NO I did NOT bring chocolate. Lembas and water. Let's go! Forth the three...umm...FIVE hunters! Eruviel- The book too, Ren? Must you really murder more quotes?? Renille- BE QUIET AND START RUNNING! *The 5 hunters run off into the sunset...  Okay, they run toward the orcs.*
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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05-24-2002, 08:46 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Claenoic: *Sees everyone go in all different directions* Wha- what about me? Oh well. What should I do? *Sits down and thinks* I know! I'll play Pogs! *Starts to play pogs until a group of orcs carrying Tano and Willow comes up, bop me on the head, and drag me along*
OOC: Sorry for the randomness, but I needed to add myself somewhere because you guys forgot me!
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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05-24-2002, 11:33 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Willow:Bugger, I hate orcs.
Tano:We all do dearie. Claenoic  Groans)Willow:Is she gonna be okay? Tano:I dunno, they hit her pretty hard... Random orc:You, halflings, put a sock in it or else! Willow:Eep! Tano:Let's hope the five hunters hurry up!
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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05-25-2002, 01:43 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Eruviel: Garina, I'm back! Sorry, I saw something following us, in the sky--there it is! *points up at a dark, flying object*
Garina: What is it? Aragren: Where-ow, the sun! Oh, there it is! Earniel: eek! Eruviel: *strings lorien bow, and begins rapidly firing arrows at the UFO. (what, if fits!) Somehow, the arrows harm it and if falls to the ground with a crash, far off in the bushes. There is an explosion, and they five hunters see smoke and flames rising from the site of the crash.* Aragren: It was one of the Nazgul's evil flying machines! You have brought down it's transportation, but I fear it takes more than that to bring down a Nazgul. Good shooting, though! ooc: Please don't ask me how some arrows managed to bring down a fighter jet. . .please.  
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-25-2002, 04:11 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: EEK
what happened?! Elf Girl you stole my lines! Not fair! How would you feel if I stole your wingless Balrog? I'll tape wings to in the next time I see it! Sniff.... I finally choose a character and then I'm pushed out of it already.... Sniff not funny. I was planning to see China and now I'm dragged to Rohan. Oh well, a bit late to complain I guess.... fne.... Can't win them all I guess. Eärniel: *walks over to crash site* I've always wanted to see how a Nazgul looked... Renille: No Samniel, come back! We have to find Tano, Willow and Claenoic! Eärniel: We'll find them, don't worry, but I'm not running from something I can't identify later in the police station. AND I have a sword now! *Eärniel walks over to the downed craft. Smoke issues hissingly out of the blackened wreckage. She reaches something that resembled the cockpit. Suddenly a figure dressed in white now coated in sooth, holding a straight jacket, jumps up and lunges at her. * Eärniel: IEP! *she hits it squarly in the face* Welcome to planet Middle-earth! Oh DANG! Wrong movie! *the others run to her* Eruviel: What are you doing? *looks at the figure* Nice work, but let's get out of here before it wakes up. *they continue their hunt* OOC: I wrote a figure dressed in white to refer to earlier posts about the Nine Men in white. The idea was then seemingly established that the Nazgul were some orderlies from the nuthouse coming to take us away. (page 9 I think) I await the random outbursts of dissagreement.
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05-25-2002, 08:56 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Garina: I can see tracks!
*points to large trail of debris through forest* Eruviel: *rolls eyes* Really? Where? Garina: *mutters* only trying to help! * Eärniel is flourishing her newly found sword* Garina: Aaah! Eärniel! You almost put my eye out!!!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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05-25-2002, 10:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Meanwhile, Elf Girl and Finrod are on a boat with a very sick counselor.
Counselor: *is sick* Finrod: GandGirl? Elf Girl: What? Finrod: How about we leave Glodo in the boat overnight when we stop, so she gets used to bobbing in the water? Counselor: *is sick and faints* Elf Girl: Might as well stop now. She's already asleep. They steer the boat up to the same shore they departed from. Elf Girl: I'll *yawn* take the *yawn* first *yawn* watch *dozes off* Finrod: *takes first watch* OOC: this is so anyone who wants to come with us but got dragged somewhere else can blunder into us and change their mind. Sorry I stole your lines Eärniel, *cackle cackle* here's a chance to get away and come to China with us, my repayment gift. *clutches plastic balrog protectively*
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05-25-2002, 11:29 AM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Claenoic: *Wakes up* Ai-oi.... look at all the pretty little birdies....
Tano: *Whacks sore spot* C'mon! One of us has to be all brave and cut their bonds so we can escape and meet the ents and see Icenguard being destroyed! Claenoic: Ow! Willow: NOW you say ow, geesh it took you five seconds to react. Claenoic: I have a slow reaction time. Need I say more? Tano & Willow: Ah. *nod sagely* Willow: And isn't it Isengard? Tano: We have to change it for RPing purposes, remember? Willow: Ah. *nods sagely* *Orc randomly comes along and trips over....* OOC: Who does Mr. Orc trip over, I wonder?
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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