05-17-2002, 04:22 AM | #321 |
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...singing songs of power, such as the Zoobilee Zoo theme song.
Nobody likes that song. It's damn scary. Very useful in close combat. It seemed that with all these vindictive tactics, the crew of Eruviel Greenleaf's ship were winning the battle. They were successfully causing the embarrassing retreat of the Trolkienites. Some were jumping overboard, others were using the trampolines to bounce back into the enemy ship. "Righto," I exclaim, "now is the time to attack!" |
05-17-2002, 04:55 AM | #322 |
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<And BoP helped by flinging Grandma's knickerbockers at anyone that moved... sometimes her own crew members. And anyone who got hit by Grandma's knickerbockers would instantly be turned into something that looked like stone, but was actually not stone.>
*Flings the knickerbockers around wildly* Don't anybody move, or I'll execute every mother-loving last one of you!!!
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05-17-2002, 07:04 AM | #323 |
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Would this be a bad time to ask if I can be a cannon polisher?
HARRY POTTER is good If you need proof that I am wierd, I once wrote an essay called The reasons why I am insane. Also me and XK wrote our guide to surviving the apocalypses
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05-17-2002, 07:22 AM | #324 | ||
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Back to the story...welcome aboard Sen... *Avoids BoP's knickerbockers at all costs and grabs a nearby rock. Throws it at enemy, continues to push enemy overboard. The enemy is drawn back by the crew and they retreat* HUZZAH! (BoP, says) We are Victorious! For the wine!
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05-17-2002, 08:15 AM | #325 | ||
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"But wait," exclaimed (Anduril always funnily enough uses exclaimed, he is not sure why, but then again, neither are you, but you do find it damn funny, obviously) Anduril. "I see something aboard the enemy ship. It is an object. It is an object of.great.power. It is dangerous. Especially in the wrong hands. It is currently in the wrong hands. Therefore, it is dangerous. We must obtain this object. It is a weapon. It is a dangerous weapon... *Mutters below breath, repeatedly...* |
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05-17-2002, 08:21 AM | #326 | |
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Fine, i shall not ever turn to you for answers then. You will not guide me, you will not show my the way to go, if you try i will ignore you. Besides, i have the 'always right card.' So, what is the plan to obtain this object?
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05-17-2002, 08:25 AM | #327 |
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Hey...!
What's wrong with being a sheep!? We are wooly, and warm, and fuzzy, and we have spring fever, and bounce around like idiots on our hoofs! *BoP flings her knickers in the direction of Anduril, the ships mystic* Analyse that, Smarty Pants! ::sadness:: Why does everyone degrade the sheep?! Well, fine, I'm going to climb up to the crows nest, and jump ship! See if I care! And then I'm going to develop rabies and unleash it upon all anti-tolkienites, and anti-sheepites. Huzzah! <goes off into corner to plot how to climb the ships mast.>
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05-17-2002, 08:54 AM | #328 | |
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::He's my hero:: *Anduril floats to enemy pirate-battleship (through the air, by the way), and lands on deck, amidst confused Trolkienites.* "Aha!" I exclaim. "I have come to claim the........uh........Death Sceptre.........you know, that object over there. ::Silence:: "C'mon man! How many powerful and dangerous (if in the wrong hands (it is in the wrong hands)) objects do you have here?" "zzzzzzbashpop......I.EAT.FLESH.........(raw)" "Okaaaaaaay," said Anduril, in a condescending manner, as if he was just plain better than they were. "Look, your shoelaces are untied." And Lo! They actually looked down - at their bare feet! Idiots. Asquickasaflash, Anduril made his way down into the depths of the pits of the abysses of the dungeons of the enemy ship, and Lo! there he found the.......Death Scepter........okaaay(?). While he was there, he saw creatures older and dealier than Sauron himself, plus found a map. He destroyed all the creatures. Then he took the map. Ten minutes later and Lo! there was Anduril, floating from the enemy ship (through the air, by the way), grasping the.......Death Sceptre........(riiiiiight), and the map. ::look of awe on crew's faces:: |
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05-17-2002, 01:24 PM | #329 | |
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05-17-2002, 03:52 PM | #330 | |
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I like sheep. Sheep are NICE. Some of them tried to trample a much loathed teacher of mine. You've got to love them for that. Too bad they didn't succeed, well can't win them all I guess.
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05-17-2002, 07:57 PM | #331 |
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*wonders if anyone noticed that insane hobbits don't need spiritual leaders, therefore anduril isn't mine*
"Yarrrr!" Tano continues to catapult rotten tomatoes at the enemy ship, some of whom may or may not be attempting to tie their possibly non exisistent shoelaces, because they may or may not have shoes. A few tomatoes hit the sea, some hit the sharks in the sea, and one hits Anduril. Tano would look sheepish, but she is a hobbit, not a sheep, and she likes the patterns rotten tomatoe juice makes when it hit spiritual trancendental beings. Don't jump, BoPSheep! -tano
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05-17-2002, 08:22 PM | #332 |
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I got carried away... the Trolkienites had a copy of Attack of the Clones so I watched that the whole time, then I tried to do some of the tricks Yoda did...
I forgot he was computer generated... I think I broke the mast and also sprained my back doing one of those twirls... I bet Anduril could do it though...
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05-18-2002, 03:13 AM | #333 |
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Announcement: We are taking a side-trip to a movie theater to watch Attack of the Clones many, many times. The wine can wait; Star Wars can't!
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05-18-2002, 03:20 AM | #334 |
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*wakes up*
Clones?! did I hear Star Wars? *races around deck trying to pull up all the sails and barking orders no one understands* <Imperial Death March tune fills the air> We must be quick or we'll miss the next show time!
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05-18-2002, 03:40 AM | #335 |
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Hurry! Sail faster! Arathorn knows all the showtimes, we must listen to him. Sail!!! To the theater!!!
<victorious music starts as they reach land, and a movie theater. they dock the boat, and run up to the ticket line. . .>
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05-18-2002, 05:56 PM | #336 |
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two weeks later, the "valiant"(drunk) crew emerged from the theatre, squinting from the bright light and several pounds thinner because they have only eaten popcorn and yellow M&M's for the last few weeks...
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05-18-2002, 06:20 PM | #337 |
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Hmmmmmm where to start?
*I sing all the time intell my dad tells me to SHUTUP. *I like to pretend to be a castaway in middle earth. *I like to be a fanatic about everything I read or watch. *I like to imatat stitch.
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05-18-2002, 10:44 PM | #338 |
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05-19-2002, 04:10 PM | #339 |
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Ok, and Garina thought she was weird.
Garina constantly refers to herself in the third person. Adores eating cold custard and cold rice pudding Makes herself cheese, marmite, and pickled cabbage sandwiches - and eats them! Spends all her time pretending she's a character in whatever fantasy world she wants Thoroughly enjoys maths Randomly asserts that she is a coconut Randomly blurts out "Blueberry cheesecake and apple sauce" Has a slight obssession with a kid's TV show called Veggietales, to which she knows almost all the lyrics. Has had very surreal conversations about an intergalactic sperm bank, and being able to tarmac computers In spite of all the above, has never been drunk/stoned, as has no access to drugs, and has been forbidden by evil nazgul (doctors) to drink. Garina has her own little madness boat that is sailing, sailing faraway in an attempt to find Valinor.
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05-19-2002, 04:29 PM | #340 |
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Well, Garina, you sound just as wierd as the rest of my crew...would you like to join?
Now that we have seen Attack of the Clones many, many times, we will sail on to find the wine! Wait--I must see it one more time!
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