Worst Films ever made! - Page 17

Squirrel Bit · 08-04-2003, 02:19 AM

I was once at my friends house and was completly bored, to kill time we went to the movie theater to see "Spirit." We almost made the little girl behind us cry.....we were telling the stupid horse to die and burn slowly and painfully. Like I said, just to kill time.

jellyfishannah · 10-06-2003, 12:02 PM

Ugh!! Titanic! Yuck. That movie made us all hate Leonardo DiCaprio (even though he DOES have some talent buried somewhere) and Kate Winslet? ew! Her acting is not even worthy of a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie!

Other movies that I hate:

#1. Movies that star or even mention any disgusting, gross excuse for a (fill in space)..ex: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Hilary Duff, and the queen of stupidity herself, Brittany Spears...

#2. Romantic Comedies. (Don't get me wrong about this category...some actually are entertaining. ) ex: Head over Heels..Freddie Prince jr?

#3. Must I continue? There ARE a lot more...it's just that I will start crying if I think of all the money wasted on such stupid movies any longer...spare me the pain....

#4. Oh! and I forgot to mention Leelee Sobieski (spelling?) any movie with her...and Chris Kline! Why do they bother?

b.banner · 10-06-2003, 01:31 PM

i hate that stupid iron monkey movie but i love the indiana jones movies i think the matrix really stinks and ihate mary kate and ashley there so dumb

Lotesse · 08-13-2005, 08:28 PM

(response to someone hating "Blue" and "Red", two great films by that french-polish director)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

Hey! I loved these movies, you crass wolverine!

lol!! What a terrific new insult - "crass wolverine"! Gonna have to remember that one...

Linaewen · 08-13-2005, 09:02 PM

A Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell. I'd rather be shot than watch it again.

Lotesse · 08-13-2005, 09:27 PM

*braces self for possible attack* - Excalibur, by John Boorman. Last time I piped up about how terrible I thought this movie was, Insidious Rex nearly killed me!

Still think it sucks the big one, though. MAN, those people were definitely on drugs when they made that flick!! Or something...

Captain Stern · 08-13-2005, 10:33 PM

Insideous Rex isn't the only person out to get you now.

Have you actually sat down and actually watched the film? I know it must appeal to guys more than women, but God.... It's beautiful!

***HOBBIT*** · 08-14-2005, 08:18 AM

Highlander II !!! Worst..... Sequel.......... Ever. And a horrible movie too.

Big question: "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!!?!"

TheCheat · 08-14-2005, 07:32 PM

Most of the Disney sequels are really bad. I was forced to watch Spy Kids and almost ran away. I never liked Titantic (don't ask *snicker snicker*). Umm.... and of course all those cheap corny movies I had to watch in school, you know it's the last few days of school and there's nothing planned so you have to watch some old movie that your teacher really likes... *shudder*

Lotesse · 08-14-2005, 08:02 PM

Waterworld!! The lines he has... "Dry land is not a myth - I've seen it!"

Captain Stern · 08-14-2005, 08:38 PM

I think The Postman is even worse than Waterworld. Kevin Costner can sure pick em.

Lotesse · 08-14-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Stern

Kevin Costner can sure pick em.

True that!

Lotesse · 08-15-2005, 01:53 PM

There's this garbage I rented unwittingly last night; firstly this low-budget inferno of insulting rubbish called 'Volcano', I think it belongs to a whole sub-genre of truly god-awful cheap movies put out by First Look Media. Then secondly, this absolutely HORRIBLE, disgusting, insulting, icky, icky worthless piece of trash called The Hotel, a Mike Figgis piece of trash. After making myself endure about 15 minutes of Hotel, I had to pop my Fellowship of the Ring e.e. in the dvd just to clean my brain out a little and prevent twisted nightmares.

hectorberlioz · 08-16-2005, 05:50 PM

Aye aye! That Volcan movie was idiotic. Does it have Tommy lee Jones or the James Bond guy? (A sad thing is, TL.J is actually a pretty good actor, though like Morgan Freeman, he plays the same guy just about everytime).

Captain Stern · 08-16-2005, 06:23 PM

Didn't Mike Figgis have a hand in making Taxi Driver?

Lotesse · 08-16-2005, 08:56 PM

I'm not sure, Captain Stern; I tried googling that to find out but still haven't found anything re. the taxi driver connection. But he wrote & helped produce "leaving las vegas" which I found to be a brilliant little film, plus he directed an episode of the "sopranos", which is pretty much my absolute favourite tv show, so... the man's got some talent, but this "hotel" crapola is just nauseating, so go figure.

Captain Stern · 08-18-2005, 09:41 PM

Leaving Las Vegas... Now there's a film to commit suicide to...

Has anyone ever watched Shadow of the Vampire? It's the only film I've ever been unable to see through to the end in a cinema.

hectorberlioz · 08-23-2005, 05:11 PM

Never heard of it. Until now, of course.

Anyone here use to watch the "Three Ninjas" series when they were young? Watched the first sometime in '03. Hideous.
And "Skateboard Boy" that belongs to that description as well.

Melfena · 08-24-2005, 01:18 AM

I may be making a mistake posting this, but i really can't stand Napoleon Dynamite. I couldn't watch the whole thing, but i have a question, did it really have a plot?

Lotesse · 08-24-2005, 01:43 AM

You know, that Napoleon Dynamite guy and the whole creepy geek thing that movie is about just irritates me instinctively; don't feel bad Melfena - you're not alone, and I haven't even watched the whole thing. That guy is just depressingly annoying and acutely non-endearing, I think.

*ahhh... complaining is such fun

*

08-04-2003, 02:19 AM	#321
Squirrel Bit Sapling Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the wood with my fellow squirrel kin. Posts: 8	I was once at my friends house and was completly bored, to kill time we went to the movie theater to see "Spirit." We almost made the little girl behind us cry.....we were telling the stupid horse to die and burn slowly and painfully. Like I said, just to kill time. __________________ Squirrels are Gods in disguise.

10-06-2003, 01:31 PM	#323
b.banner Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Trying to keep a hold on my temper so I don't turn into a big green guy. Posts: 572	i hate hate i hate that stupid iron monkey movie but i love the indiana jones movies i think the matrix really stinks and ihate mary kate and ashley there so dumb __________________ "We are going to tickle some Aes Sedai under the chin, rescue a mule, and put a snip-nosed girl on the Lion Throne. Oh, yes. That's Aviendha. Don't look at her cross-wise or she'll try to cut your throat and probably slit her own by mistake."-Mat Cauthon from Wheel of Time "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...."-Dr. Bruce Banner HULK BATMAN THE FLASH

08-13-2005, 09:27 PM	#326
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	braces self for possible attack - Excalibur, by John Boorman. Last time I piped up about how terrible I thought this movie was, Insidious Rex nearly killed me! Still think it sucks the big one, though. MAN, those people were definitely on drugs when they made that flick!! Or something... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-13-2005, 10:33 PM	#327
Captain Stern Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 319	Insideous Rex isn't the only person out to get you now. Have you actually sat down and actually watched the film? I know it must appeal to guys more than women, but God.... It's beautiful! __________________ Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all dwellers in Eä. Last edited by Captain Stern : 08-14-2005 at 08:38 PM.

08-14-2005, 08:18 AM	#328
*HOBBIT* Saviour of Entmoot Admiral Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: NC/NJ (no longer Same place as bmilder.) Posts: 61,986	Highlander II !!! Worst..... Sequel.......... Ever. And a horrible movie too. Big question: "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!!?!" __________________ President Emeritus (2000-2004) Private message (or email) me if you need any assistance. I am here to help! "I'm up to here with cool, ok? I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis" - Zaphod Beeblebrox Latest Blog Post: Just Quit Facebook? No One Cares!

10-06-2003, 12:02 PM	#322
jellyfishannah Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Library, may it live forever!!! Posts: 269	Ugh!! Titanic! Yuck. That movie made us all hate Leonardo DiCaprio (even though he DOES have some talent buried somewhere) and Kate Winslet? ew! Her acting is not even worthy of a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie! Other movies that I hate: #1. Movies that star or even mention any disgusting, gross excuse for a (fill in space)..ex: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Hilary Duff, and the queen of stupidity herself, Brittany Spears... #2. Romantic Comedies. (Don't get me wrong about this category...some actually are entertaining. ) ex: Head over Heels..Freddie Prince jr? #3. Must I continue? There ARE a lot more...it's just that I will start crying if I think of all the money wasted on such stupid movies any longer...spare me the pain.... #4. Oh! and I forgot to mention Leelee Sobieski (spelling?) any movie with her...and Chris Kline! Why do they bother?

08-13-2005, 09:02 PM	#325
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	A Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell. I'd rather be shot than watch it again.

08-14-2005, 07:32 PM	#329
TheCheat Enting Join Date: May 2005 Location: Some place Fedex delivers-- like Funkytown! Posts: 51	Most of the Disney sequels are really bad. I was forced to watch Spy Kids and almost ran away. I never liked Titantic (don't ask snicker snicker). Umm.... and of course all those cheap corny movies I had to watch in school, you know it's the last few days of school and there's nothing planned so you have to watch some old movie that your teacher really likes... shudder __________________ "Dude even when we win... its like he wins!"~Homestar Runner .com~Strong Bad e-mail

08-14-2005, 08:02 PM	#330
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Waterworld!! The lines he has... "Dry land is not a myth - I've seen it!" __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-14-2005, 08:38 PM	#331
Captain Stern Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 319	I think The Postman is even worse than Waterworld. Kevin Costner can sure pick em. __________________ Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all dwellers in Eä.

08-15-2005, 01:53 PM	#333
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	There's this garbage I rented unwittingly last night; firstly this low-budget inferno of insulting rubbish called 'Volcano', I think it belongs to a whole sub-genre of truly god-awful cheap movies put out by First Look Media. Then secondly, this absolutely HORRIBLE, disgusting, insulting, icky, icky worthless piece of trash called The Hotel, a Mike Figgis piece of trash. After making myself endure about 15 minutes of Hotel, I had to pop my Fellowship of the Ring e.e. in the dvd just to clean my brain out a little and prevent twisted nightmares. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-16-2005, 05:50 PM	#334
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Aye aye! That Volcan movie was idiotic. Does it have Tommy lee Jones or the James Bond guy? (A sad thing is, TL.J is actually a pretty good actor, though like Morgan Freeman, he plays the same guy just about everytime). __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-16-2005, 06:23 PM	#335
Captain Stern Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 319	Didn't Mike Figgis have a hand in making Taxi Driver? __________________ Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all dwellers in Eä.

08-16-2005, 08:56 PM	#336
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	I'm not sure, Captain Stern; I tried googling that to find out but still haven't found anything re. the taxi driver connection. But he wrote & helped produce "leaving las vegas" which I found to be a brilliant little film, plus he directed an episode of the "sopranos", which is pretty much my absolute favourite tv show, so... the man's got some talent, but this "hotel" crapola is just nauseating, so go figure. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-18-2005, 09:41 PM	#337
Captain Stern Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 319	Leaving Las Vegas... Now there's a film to commit suicide to... Has anyone ever watched Shadow of the Vampire? It's the only film I've ever been unable to see through to the end in a cinema. __________________ Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all dwellers in Eä.

08-23-2005, 05:11 PM	#338
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Never heard of it. Until now, of course. Anyone here use to watch the "Three Ninjas" series when they were young? Watched the first sometime in '03. Hideous. And "Skateboard Boy" that belongs to that description as well. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-24-2005, 01:18 AM	#339
Melfena Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: On the Outlaw Star Posts: 114	I may be making a mistake posting this, but i really can't stand Napoleon Dynamite. I couldn't watch the whole thing, but i have a question, did it really have a plot? __________________ Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

08-24-2005, 01:43 AM	#340
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	You know, that Napoleon Dynamite guy and the whole creepy geek thing that movie is about just irritates me instinctively; don't feel bad Melfena - you're not alone, and I haven't even watched the whole thing. That guy is just depressingly annoying and acutely non-endearing, I think. ahhh... complaining is such fun __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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