If Frodo turned evil... - Page 17

The last sane person · 07-08-2003, 10:50 PM

OOC: *Sane gives turlelover a virtual huggle*

Silme*Christian · 07-08-2003, 11:07 PM

Silme gives Turtle a BIG hug to cheer her up. "Don't worry! Be happy!

Dreran the Green · 07-09-2003, 10:36 AM

OOC:*Dreran gives turtlelover a big huggle too*

Silme*Christian · 07-09-2003, 06:10 PM

Are you happy now Turtle?

Katt_knome_hobbit · 07-09-2003, 06:24 PM

OOC: Dreran, um, I think your sig is a wee bit too long.

*And so Middle Earth had a break from war and got ready to attend the biggest wedding of the third age.*

Sauron: And it will be big.

*Yes of course.*

Roya: Filled with sharp pointy sparklie objects.

*That goes without saying.*

Sauron&Roya: And don't forget the booze!

*Pipe down and I'll describe it. Ahem--*

*They had the cerimony atop Mount Doom, flame spurting up around them. All of the fellowship was there, sweating a bit from the heat. Shelob stood in the center of it all and prepared to speak.*

Shelob: In the beginning, Illuvitar created the valar, and Melkor was the strongest of all. When the valar desended into Middle Earth, Melkor was cast asside in his glory, to keep his wonders to himself. Still, he was sad.

Sauron: *approaching Shelob* I am alone.

Shelob: He searched through Middle Earth for a power to equal his own. Then, in the shadows he found a creature that he had created with his discord. Ungolient.

Roya: *approaching Shelob* I am strong.

Shelob: Melkor was jelous that he had given Ungolient so much stregnth. Melkor wanted to distroy her, but Ungolient was wise.

Roya: If we combine our power, no one could stand against us.

Shelob: Melkor rode through Middle Earth on Ungolient's back and for the first time the Valar felt fear. They reigned for an age together. Here I stand as a decendent of Ungolient. Here I stand to bring these two powers together.

*Shelob looked from Sauron to Roya.*

Shelob: Sauron, decendent of Melkor, do you swear to give Roya your power and reign with her on high forever and an age?

Sauron: I swear.

Shelob: Roya, Queen of the East, do you swear to give Sauron your power and reign with him on high forever and an age?

Roya: I swear.

Shelob: Let it be now known that these two powers are joined as one.

*Roya and Sauron kissed as the congrigation clapped politely.*

Sauron: Now for a week of drinking and partying before getting back to war!

*A cheer went up. The fellowship came down from the mountain in one group.*

Pippin: That was interesting. But she didn't mention the part about the men and elves ending that reign in a bloody war.

Merry: Or about how Sauron lost his body.

Gandalf: Of course she wouldn't. Whoever is in control writes history.

Indril Anarion · 07-09-2003, 06:35 PM

Arwen stood next to Aragorn. All this wedding stuff made her stay closer to him and start thinking of their own wedding. she kept her thoughts to herself, not wanting to upset Aragorn.

"Let's paartaaay!" she said, doing a little dance and throwing her hands in the air.

Music blasted throughout the reception hall (or wherever the reception was being held).

"I never thought I'd be so cheerful in the presence of the enmey," said Arwen with a sigh. "Oh, well. Let's dance, Aragorn! Or if you won't will someboday dance with me?"

Adrian Baggins · 07-09-2003, 06:42 PM

"Yeah, it was odd, no mention of me either, oh well, that's too recent. Well hello," I said, spotting a young looking hobbit girl.

"FRODO!" Pippin shouted as I hit her bum.

"What! She's cute!" I said at Pippin's protest.

"but she'syour sister!" PIPPIN wailed as the Hobbit walked to him.

"She is? SHE IS!? HOLY MONKEYS! ADRIAN!!"

"Hey Frodo, long time no see, wanna see ethe 3 unknown rings, I have them you know, didn't you see me, I was Roya's bridesmaid. Oh, well, I gotta go meet David, he's got the kids, you're an uncle now. HEY SANDY, DAVID, ERRIN, DERRYK! OVER HERE!" she said, calling to a hobbit surrounded by three children, all looking alike, the oldest, a girl was giving the two boys sweets.

Dreran the Green · 07-09-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
OOC: Dreran, um, I think your sig is a wee bit too long.

I deleted a few paragraphs, but its still pretty long

Dreran the Green · 07-09-2003, 06:55 PM

IC:

Gandalf: Frodo! What the heck kind of weirdo are you?! She's your SISTER!!!

Frodo: Yeah, but I didn't-

Gandalf: Sometimes I worry about you.

Frodo: I KNOW, but I didn't think-

Gandalf: You get it from Bilbo, you know.

Frodo: YOU DON'T GET IT! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT-

Gandalf: Oh! Hey look! Sauron brought a keg! *walks away happily*

Frodo: *hits head*

Adrian Baggins · 07-09-2003, 07:16 PM

"I DIDN"T KNOW SHE WASMY SISTER! SHEESH! Now, who's who? You must be Sandoria, she's quite pretty."

turtlelover · 07-09-2003, 08:18 PM

OOC: thanks 4 the hugs guys i feel a little better i was sad cause my boyfriend has been being a loser and I am going to dump him I tryed to today but I couldn't find him and I didn't want to leave it on a message on his answering machine

The last sane person · 07-09-2003, 09:33 PM

OOC: That sucks major, turtle. Sheesh! Good luck! Katt, what did i kiss? Your helmet?!

*ahem, every body was having a swinging time with all the booze and music and happiness that was going on. As of now every one was dancing to "peaches" by the presidents and no one noticed when Sauron and Roya slipped off to be, ahem, alone*

LutraMage · 07-10-2003, 10:43 AM

OOC

Quote:

Originally posted by turtlelover
OOC: thanks 4 the hugs guys i feel a little better i was sad cause my boyfriend has been being a loser and I am going to dump him I tryed to today but I couldn't find him and I didn't want to leave it on a message on his answering machine

Sorry to hear that turtlelover, but you're right about not leaving it on a message or answering machine.

IC

Quote:

Originally posted by Indril Anarion
Arwen stood next to Aragorn. All this wedding stuff made her stay closer to him and start thinking of their own wedding. she kept her thoughts to herself, not wanting to upset Aragorn.

Gulp!

Aragorn peered around the room "Where's the happy couple?" He asked. "We're right here." said Arwen, smiling in a strange way. "Oh," said Aragorn, "actually, I meant Sauron and Roya; you know, the bride and gloom?" "Don't you mean 'groom'?" asked Arwen. "Have you met Sauron?" replied Aragorn.

"Still, I suppose if the forces of darkness can have a marriage, then us good guys should also give it some thought - I'm thinking not a long engagement, say two or three years?" "Ah," said Arwen, "I think what you mean my beloved is 'months' - yes, 'months' has a much better ring to it. But why put things off so long, what would be wrong with striking whilst the iron was hot?"

"Er...?" said Aragorn.

"Of course, I'd have to find a dress." said Arwen, "See you in a few minutes beloved."

"Er...?" said Aragorn.

Silme*Christian · 07-10-2003, 10:50 AM

Quote:

OOC: thanks 4 the hugs guys i feel a little better i was sad cause my boyfriend has been being a loser and I am going to dump him I tryed to today but I couldn't find him and I didn't want to leave it on a message on his answering machine

Don't look into his eyes, repeat these words, my boyfriend is a loser and I hate him and I am going to dump him, anmd think of ONLY the BAD times you had with him!

turtlelover · 07-10-2003, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silme*Christian
Don't look into his eyes, repeat these words, my boyfriend is a loser and I hate him and I am going to dump him, anmd think of ONLY the BAD times you had with him!

thanks for the tips I tried to do it today but there were people at his house and i'lltry again later

wish me luck

The last sane person · 07-10-2003, 06:00 PM

ooc: Very well, Good luck!

IC:

*mean while the party was in full swing and Sauron and Roya had come back into veiw. They were both drinking something.*

Indril Anarion · 07-10-2003, 06:01 PM

Arwen soon returned whereing a shimmering long white dress. She soon found him by the punch table.
"There you are, melamin! I've been looking everywhere for you! I'm ready. How do I look," said Arwen, spinning around in a circle.

Aragorn cleared his throat.
"You look, uh, hehe, really nice," said Aragorn.
"What's the matter, Aragorn? Don't you love me?" said Aragorn, putting on a puppy-dog face.
"Well, yeah, but-"
"Then let's get married," she said, grabbing his hand and dragging him up to the altar.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 07-10-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The last sane person
*ahem, every body was having a swinging time with all the booze and music and happiness that was going on. As of now every one was dancing to "peaches" by the presidents and no one noticed when Sauron and Roya slipped off to be, ahem, alone*

OOC: I take it we aren't going to write that scene are we?

(Winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore)

The last sane person · 07-10-2003, 06:06 PM

OOC: Eh, noooooo. I dont think i want to scar these people that bad.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 07-10-2003, 06:24 PM

OOC: Oh come on. No scaring, no fun!

OOC: Hey! THis is my 663 post! Just like you! For my 666th I'm gonna start a new thread.

07-08-2003, 10:50 PM	#321
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Sane gives turlelover a virtual huggle __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-08-2003, 11:07 PM	#322
Silme*Christian Lady of Lamedon Join Date: May 2003 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 621	Silme gives Turtle a BIG hug to cheer her up. "Don't worry! Be happy! __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Jesus scares the "hell" out of people! He rocks! http://linwe.proboards19.com/index.cgi

07-09-2003, 10:36 AM	#323
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	OOC:Dreran gives turtlelover a big huggle too __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-09-2003, 06:10 PM	#324
Silme*Christian Lady of Lamedon Join Date: May 2003 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 621	Are you happy now Turtle? __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Jesus scares the "hell" out of people! He rocks! http://linwe.proboards19.com/index.cgi

07-09-2003, 06:24 PM	#325
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: Dreran, um, I think your sig is a wee bit too long. And so Middle Earth had a break from war and got ready to attend the biggest wedding of the third age. Sauron: And it will be big. Yes of course. Roya: Filled with sharp pointy sparklie objects. That goes without saying. Sauron&Roya: And don't forget the booze! Pipe down and I'll describe it. Ahem-- They had the cerimony atop Mount Doom, flame spurting up around them. All of the fellowship was there, sweating a bit from the heat. Shelob stood in the center of it all and prepared to speak. Shelob: In the beginning, Illuvitar created the valar, and Melkor was the strongest of all. When the valar desended into Middle Earth, Melkor was cast asside in his glory, to keep his wonders to himself. Still, he was sad. Sauron: approaching Shelob I am alone. Shelob: He searched through Middle Earth for a power to equal his own. Then, in the shadows he found a creature that he had created with his discord. Ungolient. Roya: approaching Shelob I am strong. Shelob: Melkor was jelous that he had given Ungolient so much stregnth. Melkor wanted to distroy her, but Ungolient was wise. Roya: If we combine our power, no one could stand against us. Shelob: Melkor rode through Middle Earth on Ungolient's back and for the first time the Valar felt fear. They reigned for an age together. Here I stand as a decendent of Ungolient. Here I stand to bring these two powers together. Shelob looked from Sauron to Roya. Shelob: Sauron, decendent of Melkor, do you swear to give Roya your power and reign with her on high forever and an age? Sauron: I swear. Shelob: Roya, Queen of the East, do you swear to give Sauron your power and reign with him on high forever and an age? Roya: I swear. Shelob: Let it be now known that these two powers are joined as one. Roya and Sauron kissed as the congrigation clapped politely. Sauron: Now for a week of drinking and partying before getting back to war! A cheer went up. The fellowship came down from the mountain in one group. Pippin: That was interesting. But she didn't mention the part about the men and elves ending that reign in a bloody war. Merry: Or about how Sauron lost his body. Gandalf: Of course she wouldn't. Whoever is in control writes history. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

07-09-2003, 06:35 PM	#326
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen stood next to Aragorn. All this wedding stuff made her stay closer to him and start thinking of their own wedding. she kept her thoughts to herself, not wanting to upset Aragorn. "Let's paartaaay!" she said, doing a little dance and throwing her hands in the air. Music blasted throughout the reception hall (or wherever the reception was being held). "I never thought I'd be so cheerful in the presence of the enmey," said Arwen with a sigh. "Oh, well. Let's dance, Aragorn! Or if you won't will someboday dance with me?" __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-09-2003, 06:42 PM	#327
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	"Yeah, it was odd, no mention of me either, oh well, that's too recent. Well hello," I said, spotting a young looking hobbit girl. "FRODO!" Pippin shouted as I hit her bum. "What! She's cute!" I said at Pippin's protest. "but she'syour sister!" PIPPIN wailed as the Hobbit walked to him. "She is? SHE IS!? HOLY MONKEYS! ADRIAN!!" "Hey Frodo, long time no see, wanna see ethe 3 unknown rings, I have them you know, didn't you see me, I was Roya's bridesmaid. Oh, well, I gotta go meet David, he's got the kids, you're an uncle now. HEY SANDY, DAVID, ERRIN, DERRYK! OVER HERE!" she said, calling to a hobbit surrounded by three children, all looking alike, the oldest, a girl was giving the two boys sweets. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

07-09-2003, 06:55 PM	#329
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	IC: Gandalf: Frodo! What the heck kind of weirdo are you?! She's your SISTER!!! Frodo: Yeah, but I didn't- Gandalf: Sometimes I worry about you. Frodo: I KNOW, but I didn't think- Gandalf: You get it from Bilbo, you know. Frodo: YOU DON'T GET IT! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT- Gandalf: Oh! Hey look! Sauron brought a keg! walks away happily Frodo: hits head __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-09-2003, 07:16 PM	#330
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	"I DIDN"T KNOW SHE WASMY SISTER! SHEESH! Now, who's who? You must be Sandoria, she's quite pretty." __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

07-09-2003, 08:18 PM	#331
turtlelover Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: nowhere you would care to be Posts: 420	OOC: thanks 4 the hugs guys i feel a little better i was sad cause my boyfriend has been being a loser and I am going to dump him I tryed to today but I couldn't find him and I didn't want to leave it on a message on his answering machine __________________ "i could have alot of fun with that!!"-Allison "I don't know why it does this! maybe i'm allergic to bras?"-Dee

07-09-2003, 09:33 PM	#332
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: That sucks major, turtle. Sheesh! Good luck! Katt, what did i kiss? Your helmet?! ahem, every body was having a swinging time with all the booze and music and happiness that was going on. As of now every one was dancing to "peaches" by the presidents and no one noticed when Sauron and Roya slipped off to be, ahem, alone** __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-10-2003, 06:00 PM	#336
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	ooc: Very well, Good luck! IC: mean while the party was in full swing and Sauron and Roya had come back into veiw. They were both drinking something. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-10-2003, 06:01 PM	#337
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen soon returned whereing a shimmering long white dress. She soon found him by the punch table. "There you are, melamin! I've been looking everywhere for you! I'm ready. How do I look," said Arwen, spinning around in a circle. Aragorn cleared his throat. "You look, uh, hehe, really nice," said Aragorn. "What's the matter, Aragorn? Don't you love me?" said Aragorn, putting on a puppy-dog face. "Well, yeah, but-" "Then let's get married," she said, grabbing his hand and dragging him up to the altar. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-10-2003, 06:06 PM	#339
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Eh, noooooo. I dont think i want to scar these people that bad. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-10-2003, 06:24 PM	#340
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: Oh come on. No scaring, no fun! OOC: Hey! THis is my 663 post! Just like you! For my 666th I'm gonna start a new thread. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

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